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	lol x3 Ah finally. Here are the instructions! 25/01/24 8:19:07, edited: 25/01/24 8:21:12	3 32
Don't know how I missed such a great caption until now - three days late! --Molly R
	The only time Windows was supported by Apple. 04/02/24 12:03:28	20

	When you take Monopoly a tad too seriously. 02/02/24 8:10:12	12

	creative x2 clever It was a root awakening for Judas Is-carrot when he was forced to spill the beans and leek information about the prince of peas before he got into hot soup. 12/01/24 12:57:09, edited: 12/01/24 12:58:26	3 12
Forced? Weren't the beans spilled willingly in exchange for cash and privilege?And being a carrot, he topped himself because he found what he had done to the King of the Chews too chard going. --Glyn Evans
	"Doctor, please. I'm scared of needles." 09/01/24 12:02:20	11

	Air-o-smith 20/01/24 12:06:05	10

	Waiter, there's a family in my soup. 30/12/23 13:48:23	9

	Everybody was Kung Fu Driving. 04/02/24 8:08:09	8

	That explains the Cop Circles in the field. 11/02/24 4:31:27	7

	Car-mouflage. 16/04/24 12:37:55	6

	It's getting hotter where the sun don't shine. 18/01/24 8:03:59	6

	"Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair." And then, she coughs out a furball. 10/01/24 8:02:36	6

	Wait till you see the Moscowra on my eyes. 22/02/24 17:19:43	5

	This guy has a nutty sense of humour. 05/02/24 12:06:32, edited: 05/02/24 13:48:20, suggested edits	1 5

	Bring Your Children to Work Day in Japan. 21/01/24 1:37:53	5

	After encountering this horror, he became known as Piss in Boots. 23/02/24 8:09:58, edited: 23/02/24 8:10:19	4

	Do you have it one size smaller? 29/01/24 1:58:03	4

	How to become a blended family. 21/01/24 8:00:33	4

	You now have the world's undie-vided attention! 18/01/24 8:00:44	4

	Simon and Garfieldunkel 16/02/24 13:42:52	3

	It's never easy being the middle child even in family photos. 15/02/24 8:25:54	3

	So much going on in Sister Joan's family photo. There's Bill Clinton, Princess Diana, the Golden Girls and a couple of guys from Cheers. 07/02/24 12:12:35, edited: 07/02/24 13:37:53	3

	My eyes are up here. 02/02/24 16:31:00	3

	Oh how time flies... 31/01/24 1:42:11	3

	Jack of all trades, but sucked at art. 24/01/24 12:02:08	3

	"Cheers, mate. You guys outdid yourselves when I requested for my lamb chops to be served rare." 23/01/24 6:08:52	3

	"And that's how the chewing gum got stuck to my hair, Mom." 21/01/24 15:42:51, edited: 21/01/24 15:43:56	3

	"For the 100th time, I'm not Splinter, guys. For real, I don't know any martial arts." And the turtles walked away disappointed about the mistaken identity. But four them persevered. 18/01/24 12:03:16, edited: 18/01/24 12:04:56	3

	"I said 'No braiding'. Not 'No breeding'." 08/01/24 11:04:16, edited: 08/01/24 11:09:16	1 3

	How's the marriage going? We meet halfway. 07/01/24 12:41:03	3

	A traffic Cat-astrophe! 04/01/24 14:15:24	2 3

	When David decided to fling his slippers at Goliath instead. 30/12/23 14:18:45	3

	Signs you're a budding artist. 16/04/24 12:39:23	2

	When you gift your kids a cat for Christmas, expecting it to stay under the tree like a well-behaved present, but it turns out cats have their own agenda. 05/02/24 8:52:27	2

	How To Kill a Mocking Bird 04/02/24 8:28:47, edited: 04/02/24 8:29:29	2

	Almost there. But you missed the necklace. 24/01/24 12:02:48	2

	All I heard where shells when I woke up. This is a rough neighbourhood. 18/01/24 12:14:38	2

	Boat for Sale. 01/01/24 15:00:16	2

	'Stepping Stones,' they said. 30/12/23 13:18:51	2

	Who needs horsepower anymore! 20/04/24 22:27:36	1

	At least the car is stable. 20/04/24 22:20:58	1

	Disunited Colours of Benetton. 16/04/24 5:05:22	1

	Another reason why you shouldn't park next to where an exorcism is taking place. 26/02/24 10:32:03	1

	How to keep the tooth fairy away. 26/02/24 9:26:30	1

	Cat burglar at work! 22/02/24 8:00:59	1

	Love at First Site 19/02/24 23:55:28	1

	When it's pasta your bedtime. 15/02/24 13:50:30	1

	That's going to be some show at Aquaworld. Binoculars provided. 15/02/24 7:16:52	1

	Eat-a the ice, taste-a the spice. 13/02/24 13:24:05	1

	When you pray for Jesus to take the wheel but he sends José instead. 04/02/24 8:10:58, edited: 04/02/24 8:16:30	1

	Green Eggs and Home 02/02/24 8:12:22	1

	Why you should never blow anything right after consuming a Viagra pill. 31/01/24 8:57:58, edited: 31/01/24 8:59:06	1

	"I wanna hold your hand," they sang as the chicks crossed Abbey Road. 30/01/24 12:07:26	1

	It was at this moment that Cinderella decided to screw the glass slipper and the prince, and come up with a dating app called, "Cinder." 28/01/24 12:43:56	1

	Cheering the cyclists on, the ostrich and her white pom-poms rallied with them throughout the entire circuit. 28/01/24 8:17:08	1

	Having trouble with his bicycle, Mr. Ostrich completed the triathlon on his own two feet, overtaking and yelling at fellow competitors, "Who's the chicken now?" 28/01/24 8:09:49	1

	When you're hired for a job based on your LinkedIn profile instead of your portfolio. 24/01/24 12:08:05	1

	Starsky and Arch. 24/01/24 8:47:34	1

	"Are you building a snowman?" 23/01/24 13:19:53	1

	When the supplier sent an LSD signboard instead of an LED one. 22/01/24 12:49:13	1

	Please don't do coke in the bathroom, Nor meth, hash, or funky mushrooms, This is a family diner, with elders and minors, But you're welcome next door in the arms of our competitors. 22/01/24 12:41:29	1

	Child Support 22/01/24 1:23:34	1

	Baby Boobers 22/01/24 1:21:00	1

	Killing me softly with this lawn... 21/01/24 15:51:59	1

	Therapist: So, tell me about how you and your dad spent weekends together. Me: 21/01/24 7:06:14	1

	Gone Baby Gone 20/01/24 2:49:26	1

	As it turned out, it wasn't oil that they struck. A valuable lesson learnt about drilling next to sewage treatment plants. 19/01/24 0:23:56, edited: 19/01/24 6:51:55	1

	Extroverts trying to check on you, when you just drew away from the party for a few minutes to fart. 18/01/24 12:30:57	1

	The Capybara thought: If only my bullet-proof bodyguards were just a tad taller than me, I wouldn't be in the line of fire. 18/01/24 12:11:04, edited: 18/01/24 12:11:14	1

	The weather down under. 18/01/24 8:17:35	1

	A Chaircrow 13/01/24 8:09:02	1

	"I feel holesome, with a leaky gut." 09/01/24 12:18:26	1

	That one time David was having a fling. 02/01/24 15:21:03	1

	They said a hot bath and alcohol keep you from COVID-19. 30/12/23 14:25:46	1

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A Dark, Dangerous 'Stretch,' of the City.

[anon]

07/01/24
7:18am

comment on caption:
A traffic Cat-astrophe! [Kevin Rohan Thomas]

A Dark, Dangerous 'Stretch,' of the City. - That's a purrfect caption!

(caption author)

08/01/24
11:00am

comment on caption:
A traffic Cat-astrophe! [Kevin Rohan Thomas]

... Scolded, Princess 'Laid'a, from "Star Whores."

[anon]

08/01/24
12:07pm

comment on caption:
"I said 'No braiding'. Not 'No breeding'." [Kevin Rohan Thomas]

Forced? Weren't the beans spilled willingly in exchange for cash and privilege?

And being a carrot, he topped himself because he found what he had done to the King of the Chews too chard going.

Glyn Evans

12/01/24
4:54pm

comment on caption:
It was a root awakening for Judas Is-carrot when he was forced to spill the beans and leek information about the prince of peas before he got into hot soup. [Kevin Rohan Thomas]

Well he should have thought of that before he got Our Gourd Cruciferousied.

Karen McDonald

12/01/24
6:08pm

comment on caption:
It was a root awakening for Judas Is-carrot when he was forced to spill the beans and leek information about the prince of peas before he got into hot soup. [Kevin Rohan Thomas]

You'd think Jesus would have gotten away being put on a cress? 🤗

Btw, caption author I liked what you did with Iscarrot 😆

You never hear Iscarrot much as a surname any more, is it because folk were so untrusting of the Iscarrots they lost the right to be called Iscarrots even though they is carrots

Glyn Evans

12/01/24
8:23pm

comment on caption:
It was a root awakening for Judas Is-carrot when he was forced to spill the beans and leek information about the prince of peas before he got into hot soup. [Kevin Rohan Thomas]

And wouldn't you know... they are in Chinese.

[anon]

28/01/24
1:17am

comment on caption:
Ah finally. Here are the instructions! [Kevin Rohan Thomas]

Don't know how I missed such a great caption until now - three days late!

Molly R

28/01/24
7:03am

comment on caption:
Ah finally. Here are the instructions! [Kevin Rohan Thomas]

Haha, the model's pensive look was beckoning such a caption!

(caption author)

28/01/24
8:12am

comment on caption:
Ah finally. Here are the instructions! [Kevin Rohan Thomas]

Thanks, KT A for that suggestion! Indeed he does. And a lot of guts to wear that!

(caption author)

05/02/24
1:49pm

comment on caption:
This guy has a nutty sense of humour. [Kevin Rohan Thomas]

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