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	creative "I wasn't expecting this when I asked for red square nails." 22/02/24 13:31:18	22

	You can follow her on Mammogram 08/03/24 12:17:14	1 21

	lol clever "I'm not eating this Oral B sick." 24/02/24 20:16:39, edited: 24/02/24 20:19:27	20

	clever Mrs Midas 09/05/19 8:00:48	20

	clever The Abdomenable Snowman 07/12/18 20:00:08	19

	Who's aged the best, Stonehenge or Art Garfunkel? 30/04/22 10:19:16	17

	Johnny Cash 03/12/23 8:09:27	16

	lol "Can you get the hell off me. I'm trying to have a piss." 15/05/23 8:14:38	16

	Maria Fallenova v Anna Trippedova 10/06/20 8:18:22	1 16
Czech mates? --Karyn Harrison
	The tile-high club 03/10/21 20:18:30	15

	Bipolar bear 01/01/19 8:00:13	15

	Lovebird 22/12/23 12:02:13, edited: 22/12/23 12:12:44	1 14

	... it became the world's number 2 bestseller 18/08/22 8:21:28	14

	Dear Mr Beach cc Captioneers I'm just writing to te you how much I enjoy your website, caption.me. I find it very entertaining and it rea y makes me augh. I don't write very often as it takes me so b oody ong on this typewriter. I'm saving up for a new one. We , have a nice day. Yours sincere y anon 04/10/20 8:20:51	4 14
"I didn't know he was called Mr Bleach" He is white isn't he? --Willie Johnson
	Tubular Yells 02/05/24 8:00:46	13

	"Are you sure I'll land on my feet?" 16/05/23 8:08:30	1 13
Yes --Glyn Evans
	Behind The Times 24/12/22 12:41:36	13

	"I'll just marry him." thought young Melania. 26/09/21 20:01:46	13

	Armpit 08/09/20 8:17:56	13

	Kiddywinks 03/07/20 20:08:43	13

	Art Gecko 26/03/20 8:00:09	13

	Pontificat 25/03/20 8:05:32	1 13
Go in puss. --Scrijjy Doo
	clever Head butter 20/04/19 8:04:54	13

	Feminists Annual Ball 22/02/19 12:19:04	13

	Their outfits are shrubbish 05/02/24 20:16:39	12

	Maxwell House of Horrors 28/03/21 8:22:07	12

	Childline 23/06/20 12:13:34	12

	Fast food 01/01/20 8:00:11	12

	"This is not what I had in mind when I accepted a job as a bouncer." 12/12/19 8:35:40	12

	Oeil painting 11/12/19 8:09:25	12

	The Lion, the Twitch and the Wardrobe 15/11/19 20:00:09	12

	Anna-Rexia Kournikova 17/07/19 8:00:46	12

	Keeping Up with the Kardboardashians 30/06/19 20:00:11	12

	Monster truck 28/04/19 12:00:08	12

	Head butt 30/01/19 12:00:26	12

	Aerial photo 03/02/24 20:04:34	11

	Tosser 31/12/23 20:11:28	11

	Well at least he's on the green 20/02/23 8:23:43	11

	Teacher's pet 04/11/21 20:05:37	11

	Lamb in mint dressing 15/04/20 8:10:52	11

	... and what followed was The Seven Year Itch 25/02/19 20:00:09	11

	A lot of cars 16/04/24 8:13:36	10

	lol "Headache? Tense, nervous headache?" "No, I just can't think of a ruddy caption for this photo." 30/10/20 20:00:50	2 10
Haha, you're right Karyn, it's from an Anadin advert. Thanks for your kind words and for your super vote too! I'm always delighted to receive any votes. Thanks again x --Dot Old
	Core workers 03/09/20 20:00:10	10

	"Guess what's for dinner?" 19/07/19 8:12:15	1 10

	🎵 God Shave the Queen 04/05/19 20:00:34	10

	Barbie's from Venus, Ken's from Margate 28/11/18 22:41:32	10

	"Here kitty kitty." 30/11/23 8:10:36	9

	Aphrodisicat 22/04/23 12:04:36	9

	Stroll of the dice 25/02/23 20:00:43	9

	J is for Jaguar K is for Kangaroo L is for L-ephant 01/08/22 8:17:47	1 9
M is for eMu ... and U is for emU --James Lennox
	"And my mate thinks he's got problems with his car seat..." 05/04/22 12:12:49	9

	"Me? Envious of fellow captioneers who post amazing captions, three times a day, day in, day out?..." 26/12/19 8:55:01	1 9
Me too! --Molly R
	"Sweetheart, when I said give the kitten some frontline I meant the blinkin' flea treatment." 18/03/19 8:12:17	9

	My Bootyful Launderette 24/02/19 20:00:12	9

	Pizza sales hit a peak 17/02/24 8:17:41	8

	creative True, but Kyrgios is a magician on the tennis court. 10/07/22 8:12:48	8

	Get a loom! 14/02/21 20:15:18	1 8
Should have known this was looming on the horizon. --Willie Johnson
	[Mobile] 'Turn around when possible'... 'Turn around when possible'... 'Turn around when possible'... 05/09/20 12:00:12	1 8
Recalculating... Return to the route.... --Willie Johnson
	Part of The Highway Cod 23/08/20 12:42:34	8

	Big Dave built a garden wall made of bricks. Then early one day came a knock on the gate. "Big Dave, big Dave, let me come in." said The Wolf. Big Dave answered "No, no, by the chair on my chinny chin chin." 21/08/20 8:00:25	8

	A head of time 26/01/20 12:22:43	8

	Teething ring 03/04/19 12:56:48	8

	Guy and Doll 04/02/19 20:02:14	8

	Kimonup and see me sometime 24/11/18 20:09:12	8

	Things I love: 1. Making a list of things I hate 2. Wasting time 16/11/18 21:28:24	8

	This is what Basil's car looked like after he'd given it a damn good thrashing. 26/02/24 8:19:44, edited: 26/02/24 8:27:02	7

	"Would you lycra a ride on my camels?" 15/01/24 20:05:50	7

	"I blame it on the pundemic." 20/08/23 12:57:10	7

	It's tough being a food tester for Greggs 07/08/23 20:03:02	7

	"Now I know why you're called Red Rum." 06/04/23 8:13:20	7

	He used to be anoraknophobic but he's over it now 30/12/22 13:03:31, edited: 30/12/22 13:07:47	7

	Supermarket Sweepstake 08/12/21 20:00:13	7

	Jay-walking 20/05/21 20:00:09	7

	Boy bands have come a long way since the 20s 19/01/21 9:41:08	7

	Dave was so excited about his first modelling job. Shame he didn't realise it was for caption.me. 13/12/20 8:06:11	7

	Bard Owl 11/12/20 20:39:10	7

	Snowdium chloride 03/10/20 20:00:29	7

	Mudstock 19/08/20 8:01:08	7

	"Do you have another 12? I'm hosting a big supper tonight." 22/02/20 8:33:02	7

	"I did, and lost control of two bloody shopping trolleys." 27/01/20 20:00:12	7

	Cock-a-doodle-ewe 04/01/20 20:00:13	7

	Gift crap 25/12/19 20:03:42	7

	🎵 Primate Dancer 09/02/19 20:00:18	1 7
A dancer for monkey...â™ª --Guideaux
	Cuckoo clock 04/01/19 8:37:34	7

	JetÃ©ing off for the weekend 08/12/18 12:30:07	7

	So he huffed and he puffed and he blew the house up. 22/11/18 21:32:34	3 7

	IT for dummies. 13/11/18 8:32:44	1 7
Why not just a nod to the photo as it's got a shop dummy in it? --stone face
	It dozen do it for me 11/03/24 12:19:25	6

	creative The Fallen Madonna with the Big Boob 08/03/24 12:09:29	6

	Hard toiled egg 26/12/23 20:42:49	6

	Firing squat 28/07/23 12:04:20	6

	Match highlights 14/09/22 20:14:56	6

	Always deadhead your plants 30/06/22 8:34:36	6

	"I don't know you from Adam but you can use my toilet roll." 15/05/22 20:22:55	6

	Stuffed bust? 05/05/22 8:26:16	6

	"Two years ago I was stray then Dave took me in and now I'm part of the furniture." 23/04/22 9:05:48	6

	"One dump or two?" 31/01/22 8:13:40	6

	Do Re Mi Fa So La Ski Do 01/11/21 14:13:23	6

	Wall to walrus 27/09/21 8:18:39	3 6
Where's Wally? --Willie Johnson