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26/01/23 12:11:11 |
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Congratulations, Al. Out of the many great captions this month, yours was a cut above the rest.:^)Crunchy
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15/03/23 8:00:16 |
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Good stuff! Dead funny. your wins just keep mounting.Keep them coming Al.
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21/10/22 8:00:16 |
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Thanks so much for the votes and kind words. Moreover, thanks to Chris for his hard work, patience and generosity running the site. It's not easy looking after us lot. Thanks again, everyone. :)P.S. I'll just do a pun next time, James.
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"My name's Nicholas and I'm an alcoho-ho-holic." 18/10/22 8:01:46 |
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16/11/21 8:00:08 |
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10/10/20 12:00:14 |
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Thanks again everyone.
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Despite the doctor's efforts, he left hospital in a box. 31/03/24 20:09:49 |
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15/01/24 8:20:55, edited: 15/01/24 8:49:17 |
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Oh your efforts deserve praise indeed!! 😂
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"Doctor, Doctor I have shooting pains in my stomach!" 09/01/24 12:02:41 |
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17/12/23 21:11:05 |
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"Look what Timmy brought home from plague group!" 07/02/23 8:01:00 |
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Traffic news: Road closures due to pride march. 14/01/23 12:00:12 |
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06/08/23 20:31:04 |
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My apologies, Chris. I would delete it, but it would make nonsense of your and Glyn's responses.
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For those who like to torque with their mouth full. 19/09/22 8:00:15 |
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"I'm afraid I'll have to leave it there as I'm really bad at painting chairs." 30/04/21 20:00:34 |
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This house belongs to a famous wrapper. 28/04/24 20:01:12 |
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29/01/24 8:19:04 |
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26/01/24 8:00:17 |
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24/01/24 12:05:35, edited: 24/01/24 12:07:11 |
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24/03/23 12:00:12 |
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Jenny felt safer with planes after her recent helicopter experience. 22/07/23 8:03:39 |
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Well, she hasn't got wet hair any more.
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Whenever Jeff meets a new girl he gets completely carried away. 14/03/23 8:06:10 |
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"That you, Bob? Me goggles have steamed up." 10/01/22 12:35:34 |
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27/09/21 8:00:41 |
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Thanks everyone! I'm blown away by the support and really wasn't expecting this. Right, I'm off to barter for half a jerry can of unleaded.
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I'm careful not to drop them as I hate pulp fiction. 25/03/24 8:14:26 |
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"When you said you'd bought a suit for a pound..." 17/03/24 12:18:23 |
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She had several number ones. Sadly, they were on the carpet. 24/08/23 9:45:17 |
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Bad Girl!
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18/08/23 12:00:28 |
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12/07/23 8:05:27 |
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Justin was a terrible roll model. 29/06/23 12:06:24 |
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The moment when you realise that's not a Mars Bar floating towards you... 10/04/23 12:01:50 |
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As Nan got older, we gradually reduced the size of the hurdles to avoid injury. 29/06/22 20:00:14 |
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Sally began to regret buying the special 'Yorkshire Edition' Scrabble. 07/07/21 20:01:00 |
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Let by gums be by gums
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"Well, it worked with the goldfish..." 23/06/21 8:02:18 |
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10/03/21 8:03:42 |
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16/02/21 8:00:07 |
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"Listen, all I need you to do is find me 25 more votes, or I won't like you as much. Stop the steal." Signed, anon voter
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06/01/21 20:00:41 |
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05/12/20 20:07:54 |
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... or an inexperienced bog guide.Well done Al. Great caption.
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28/03/24 8:00:27 |
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"They had to react, Trevor, because the other side have taken the lead." 28/02/24 8:09:56, edited: 28/02/24 8:11:07 |
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03/12/23 17:55:52 |
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07/11/23 20:00:28 |
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Traumatised as a child, Tim vowed he'd never miss an ice cream van ever again... 15/10/23 8:09:58 |
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It was far safer than reading it on the web. 05/06/23 12:01:51 |
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SPY BALLOON SCANDAL: 18/02/23 8:00:12 |
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I’ve not seen this elsewhere. I also don’t think it’s necessary to use comments to criticise captions. Better just to withhold your vote and move on.
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02/09/21 13:33:38 |
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Haha, to avoid that, all you have to do is use your own name like meAAAAAAAAGH!
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03/04/21 12:25:31 |
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But sure make have you the order right.
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17/02/21 8:01:22 |
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I refuse to recognise this as the winning caption. I was getting ready to celebrate this one as the true winner - https://www.caption.me/579204Join me at the "Stop the Steal" rally followed by a march to the Caption Building alongsid...
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13/11/20 8:00:37 |
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It's the least we can do... he knows what's behind your closet door... we've robbed him of his progeny.
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"For goodness sake, Ted! I told you not to lie on the dog blanket with suncream on!" 14/08/20 8:00:18 |
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08/04/24 8:01:24 |
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01/04/24 8:01:58 |
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20/11/23 12:09:41 |
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"SOLD. Next up, lot 57, George Michael's scrapbook." 04/10/23 8:06:00 |
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26/06/23 8:06:21 |
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Mums up and down the country start to brace themselves for the impending School Summer Holiday. 08/06/23 12:00:16 |
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Looks like someone's cut a few corners there. 28/05/23 20:00:14 |
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"When I said get your skates on..." 08/03/23 8:00:13 |
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"So, the castle's closed on Sundays, is it? We'll soon see about that!!" 26/02/23 8:13:37 |
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21/12/22 8:00:12 |
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We wanted three French hens but could only get one due to the red tape. 15/11/22 20:00:17 |
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23/10/22 8:00:10 |
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13/08/22 12:00:09 |
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Breaking: Wall. Mortar come later. 19/07/22 12:00:56 |
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We call him Groucho behind his back. 15/07/22 8:00:17 |
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08/01/22 8:04:17 |
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"I'm afraid there'll be no presents this year, children. Santa's been mugged!" 15/12/21 8:00:08 |
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20/03/21 12:00:07 |
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Have a Snickers, Pingu! You're not yourself when you're hungry! 06/02/21 20:03:05 |
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Fur coat no snickers
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11/11/23 9:37:12 |
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04/10/23 12:09:08 |
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24/05/23 20:00:13 |
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19/05/23 12:00:29 |
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"It's how I first learnt to spell." 01/03/23 8:01:39 |
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25/02/23 8:00:11 |
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Hubert eagerly awaited the big match. 29/11/22 20:00:14 |
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Darn it Al. You're going to have to change your name to "hidden", so I can vote for more of your captions.
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02/10/22 12:00:10 |
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He's also been working on his pecks. 24/08/22 20:00:33 |
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16/08/22 8:00:10 |
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23/07/22 8:00:14 |
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17/07/22 8:06:51 |
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Latest frontline photo reveals clear evidence that Putin has Bungled his invasion. 20/05/22 8:00:07 |
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11/04/22 20:00:41 |
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"See - I told you this room was big enough!" 17/03/22 12:06:33 |
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Only just got this. Great caption.
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"Now, my good man, are you a mounted policeman?" 07/02/22 20:11:21 |
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"Listen, I hear you mounted my cousin in your dining room! Now it's pay back time!" 13/11/21 20:00:49 |
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The police line-up was going fine until one of them squealed. 27/10/21 20:24:17 |
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Is this some kind of quorny joke? 03/07/21 8:18:55 |
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They didn't want you to joke on any bones.
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12/05/21 12:01:31 |
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Nice bike - looks like the Dulux version! 09/05/21 12:00:09 |
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12/04/21 12:00:17 |
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"I'll give gran a ring later and see if she got that dodgy underfloor wiring fixed." 25/03/21 8:03:15 |
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24/03/21 12:00:06 |
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12/02/21 12:00:37 |
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"Hang in there, Mr Atlas, sir! We'll have you out in no time!" 02/01/21 8:34:51 |
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30/11/20 8:00:48 |
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News in today - the army is running out of thick jumpers. 30/08/20 8:03:27 |
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Just heard new recruits will be dropping in.
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Earthy, bitter and with an unusual nose. The wine's not bad though. 20/02/24 8:01:36 |
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Never steal from McDonald's in Tehran. 23/01/24 20:02:26 |
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Yeah, their Hamburglar ad campaign was brutal.
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12/01/24 8:01:02 |
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Looks like you could be safe.
7:41pm
comment on caption:
If a two-word descriptive pun doesn't win, I'll eat my hat. [Al Overy]
The Cabbage Wet Patch Dolls
8:58am
comment on caption:
"Do you know you smell of wee and cabbage?" "No, but if you hum it, we'll play it." [Al Overy]
I am the egg-divan.
7:15pm
comment on caption:
"Here's your customised sofa, Mr McCartney. Not quite sure it's going to take the walrus." [Al Overy]
And thereafter thou shall be known as Frayed-O!
5:54pm
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"Don't bother going to Mount Doom, Frodo", said Gandalf, disrobing. "I'm going to destroy your ring personally." [Al Overy]
You've got a wandering i.
6:31pm
comment on caption:
Stephen had terrible halibutosis. [Al Overy]
Thanks! :)
5:48am
comment on caption:
Stephen had terrible halibutosis. [Al Overy]
The shadows throw you off but nicely put
2:27pm
comment on caption:
Bob raised his child in the Japanese way, in spite of their white background. [Al Overy]
There go my Finder Points for this week, but couldn't not vote for this. Surprised nobody else had already.
3:55am
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"Aras poor Yolick!" "...I think just stick with the horror films, mate." [Al Overy]
Thanks, James.
6:55pm
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"Aras poor Yolick!" "...I think just stick with the horror films, mate." [Al Overy]
Or perhaps Plastic Bertrand.
9:02pm
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This house belongs to a famous wrapper. [Al Overy]