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| Comments | 6 | 6 | 2 | #5 | 8 | 2 | #5 | 481 | 223 | #39 |
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| Comments | 5 | #2 | 9 | #1 | 363 | #23 |
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Monday's Child is Pharaoh of Face. 24/10/24 19:00:39, edited: 24/10/24 19:01:40 |
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04/06/24 7:00:27 |
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05/10/24 19:00:25, edited: 05/10/24 19:55:57 |
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ヽ༼◥▶ل͜◀◤༽ﾉ --Scrijjy Doo
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07/11/24 20:00:19 |
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"I love your new home... what a novel design." 26/05/24 19:02:17 |
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19/09/23 7:02:34, edited: 19/09/23 7:15:49 |
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"Harold" 😀 --Karen McDonald
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We are in the middle of another Pandemic. 31/07/24 7:10:21 |
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Sponge Bob goes trick or treating. 28/09/24 7:00:33 |
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11/09/24 19:18:57 |
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07/10/24 19:00:19, edited: 07/10/24 19:01:50 |
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Greta's getting carried away, again. 18/06/24 7:13:22 |
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10/06/24 7:01:47 |
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05/11/24 8:00:48 |
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09/04/24 7:04:55, edited: 09/04/24 7:08:31, |
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27/03/24 8:20:10 |
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"This Nose Plug is a Blessing." 19/04/24 19:05:56 |
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"It's my Potty... and I'll Cry if I Want To..."🎵 10/04/24 19:01:05, edited: 10/04/24 19:03:33 |
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28/05/24 19:07:23 |
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21/02/24 20:10:15 |
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05/02/24 8:46:32, edited: 05/02/24 9:06:21 |
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Thank you Kevin, for encouraging me to "Post this as an Entry," instead of as a comment. It was very gracious of you... especially, when I was commenting on your entry of "Feline Navidad." (I apologize for not giving your entry a vote.. --Kathleen Ralph
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Mon 20:07:43 |
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It's definitely Not an Armchair. 15/10/24 19:07:25 |
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02/10/24 11:22:20 |
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29/09/24 19:13:46 |
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"Dear, how long is your mom planning to stay?" 24/07/24 7:09:46 |
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16/06/24 7:00:54 |
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19/02/24 12:39:21 |
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20/10/24 19:00:43 |
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05/07/24 13:46:22 |
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They are Great for "Fowl" Weather. 24/04/24 19:16:23 |
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22/04/24 7:59:32, edited: 22/04/24 8:04:38 |
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25/02/24 8:09:51 |
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24/09/23 7:18:50 |
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16/10/24 19:11:51, edited: 16/10/24 19:22:24 |
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16/10/24 11:17:42 |
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15/10/24 7:00:22 |
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07/10/24 7:04:32, edited: 07/10/24 7:07:32, |
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23/09/24 7:00:22 |
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22/09/24 19:08:58 |
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15/09/24 7:04:52 |
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19/08/24 7:03:50, edited: 19/08/24 7:29:48 |
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Olivia attended, the 'School of Hard Knocks.' 09/07/24 12:00:57 |
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"Is this necessary Doc, for a sore throat?" 11/06/24 19:08:25 |
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05/05/24 19:02:26 |
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21/04/24 19:01:58 |
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10/03/24 8:28:36 |
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Let me quickly, brief you on the situation. 27/02/24 20:03:14 |
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08/12/23 8:01:03, edited: 08/12/23 8:03:21 |
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Or a woman for that matter? Robot sex toys all the wayIt brings us closer together --Glyn Evans
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"I am the new CEO of "Caption.Me"... 30/10/24 22:47:29 |
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New policy: All cat pics. All the time. --Scrijjy Doo
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"It's a case of Two 'Dunk'in Drivers." 13/10/24 7:37:35 |
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03/10/24 19:04:48 |
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11/09/24 19:03:49 |
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10/09/24 19:04:17, edited: 10/09/24 19:14:20 |
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07/09/24 7:09:05 |
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04/09/24 19:10:38, edited: 04/09/24 19:16:07 |
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The new girl, made quite an Impression. 09/07/24 22:53:17 |
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"No, I didn't have a masectomy... I breast-fed her." 09/06/24 7:29:51 |
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05/06/24 7:00:22 |
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26/05/24 7:01:19, edited: 26/05/24 18:53:35 |
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"You'll have to forgive my appearance... I'm a little bit dishovelled, today." 18/05/24 19:10:56, edited: 18/05/24 20:46:09 |
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"I planted the rows, a foot apart." 07/05/24 7:07:38 |
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08/04/24 7:14:18 |
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01/04/24 7:44:04 |
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31/03/24 7:25:05 |
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24/03/24 8:17:48, edited: 24/03/24 9:21:42 |
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20/03/24 12:28:24, edited: 20/03/24 13:01:54 |
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"Told you, their Coffee was Out of this World." 20/03/24 12:01:14 |
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15/11/23 12:24:27, edited: 15/11/23 12:37:59, |
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"Look Into My LEFT EYE... When I Count to Four... You Will Vote For My Caption." 24/09/23 18:08:57 |
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Elwood And His Gigantic 'COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO,' Made It Into "The Guiness Book Of World Records." 16/08/23 11:10:49, edited: 16/08/23 13:10:49 |
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22/07/23 16:36:36, edited: 22/07/23 19:31:02 |
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14/11/24 8:08:52, edited: 14/11/24 8:14:10, |
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You're welcome, Kathleen. --James Lennox
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06/11/24 8:01:16 |
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14/10/24 7:00:18, edited: 14/10/24 7:07:29, |
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After chugging a bottle... 23/09/24 7:43:57, edited: 23/09/24 7:44:21 |
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The Chickens found... a Noodle in the Haystack. 09/09/24 12:48:40 |
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27/08/24 21:22:56 |
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"There must be a mistake... I ordered Ant'chovies." 22/08/24 12:19:44 |
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19/08/24 7:13:09, edited: 19/08/24 7:52:11 |
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She got in on the 'Early Bird' Specials. 12/08/24 19:06:34, edited: 12/08/24 19:20:06 |
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21/07/24 19:12:17, edited: 21/07/24 19:52:08 |
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17/07/24 15:36:23 |
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15/07/24 20:13:34, edited: 17/07/24 6:43:16, |
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"Last time you bathed in our drinking trough, Dave... 07/07/24 19:04:26, edited: 07/07/24 21:07:30 |
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20:22:51 was mine. I think Anon's comment is timestamp related. Your caption was written well before mine, but the "nagged" was edited in after, so maybe a nod could have gone with that edit. Without a nod, voters could assume your earlie --James Lennox
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26/06/24 19:11:33, edited: 26/06/24 19:14:56 |
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The students had a real thirst for knowledge. 16/06/24 19:07:40 |
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08/06/24 8:35:24, edited: 08/06/24 12:22:40, |
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"Mrs. Robinson, am I early for my piano lesson?" 02/06/24 19:06:57 |
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01/06/24 23:24:28 |
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When the Shit... Hits the "Nan." 17/04/24 19:28:01, edited: 17/04/24 19:49:05 |
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19/03/24 20:08:02, edited: 19/03/24 20:08:31 |
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19/12/23 20:00:23 |
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Greta 'Signs,' for "Deaf Politicians." 12/11/23 12:56:53, edited: 12/11/23 12:57:20 |
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26/09/23 11:30:23 |
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24/08/23 7:12:11, edited: 24/08/23 7:52:34 |
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When My Teenager Started 'DRIVING'... 19/08/23 23:23:31, edited: 20/08/23 2:57:18 |
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Tue 12:19:54, edited: Tue 13:56:22 |
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10/11/24 13:30:23 |
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"Look at the little Bog'gers." 28/10/24 12:21:18 |
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27/10/24 20:00:43, edited: 28/10/24 8:56:40 |
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A belated thank you, Mr. Bean for the edit suggestions. I would have thanked you sooner, had I not ran out of caption quota.
11:18pm
comment on caption:
First time I've seen a crow try to shag a sea-gal. [Kathleen Ralph]
You're welcome Kathleen. I only made one caption suggestion. Glad to see it got some votes. I wasn't Anon above.
7:26am
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First time I've seen a crow try to shag a sea-gal. [Kathleen Ralph]
When I was in primary school there was a woman that sunbathed topless in an adjacent property, I kid you not. There was a knot hole in the fence, and all the boys would line up to look through. I remember saying one day, "It's amazing the teachers haven't figured out what's going on." From behind me, Mr. Smithers replied "Shut up and get out of the way, kid."
7:15am
comment on caption:
"There... now Sister Bernadette will never know that we had a peek-hole looking into the girl's change room." [Kathleen Ralph]
Nice one, James
7:16am
comment on caption:
"There... now Sister Bernadette will never know that we had a peek-hole looking into the girl's change room." [Kathleen Ralph]
If he's with a blood relative, does that mean he's safe because he's a familiar?
8:13am
comment on caption:
Me and my blood relative. [Kathleen Ralph]
*May contain nuts.
5:40am
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"Now bring us some Figgy pudding, now bring us some Figgy pudding... Now bring it out here. We won't go until we got some, we won't go until we got some... so, bring some out here."🎵 [Kathleen Ralph]
Perhaps a nod to 20:22:51 which was first with the nagging idea.
12:03pm
comment on caption:
"Last time you bathed in our drinking trough, Dave... we had the Trots for a Week," nagged the horse. [Kathleen Ralph]
Although I used Nagged, at the end of my caption, because it pertained to horses... I could have just as easily put, 'said' the horse, or complained the horse, but it is Not a copy or steal, from the other caption.
The "punch line" of my caption, deals with, the man's tub, being a horse's drinking trough, and, the horses getting the "trots" from it. (If the punch line of my caption was based on the word nagged, then perhaps it would be a nod - but it wasn't.)
Are you in agreement?
Okay, sorry... I see your point. A nod to the edit.
When I re-read my caption, I didn't like the wording, said the horse, and when looking for a better word, I thought of complained and then nagged. I didn't realize it was down, and when I did see it, I didn't think it was used in the same context, so didn't realize it was a nod. I apologize. If it was posted sooner, I would have changed it back to said.
1:24pm
comment on caption:
"Last time you bathed in our drinking trough, Dave... we had the Trots for a Week," nagged the horse. [Kathleen Ralph]
20:22:51 was mine. I think Anon's comment is timestamp related. Your caption was written well before mine, but the "nagged" was edited in after, so maybe a nod could have gone with that edit.
Without a nod, voters could assume your earlier timestamped caption was the original usage and my later entry was just a dupe.
I understand your main joke was elsewhere, but it's something to be aware of when editing.
7:00pm
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"Last time you bathed in our drinking trough, Dave... we had the Trots for a Week," nagged the horse. [Kathleen Ralph]
Thank you for the suggested edit, Mr. Overy...
I was going for, 'Silence of the Lambs,' but it was a feeble attempt.
Your idea is a thousand times better... I really like it, and appreciate the assistance.
9:02pm
comment on caption:
Shepherd's spies [Kathleen Ralph]