<br/>(I'm not usually this pale)<br/><em class='author'>Susie Sheppard</em>

(I'm not usually this pale)
Susie Sheppard

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	Dragons Den: "Before you start I just want you to know I'm out." 07/09/11 19:47:08	1 13

	lol Kevin always got lost halfway through the Macarena. 13/06/17 17:13:00	12

	Height restrictions introduced at Ayers Rock. 02/03/13 20:19:43	10

	lol The Tooth Fairy's Instagram account is really creepy! 15/05/18 19:57:25	9

	clever Statutory rape. 15/05/18 11:09:35	9

	Backpacking around Turkey. 20/05/18 20:11:10	7

	Miss Ukrain 1986 28/08/08 14:47:59	7

	Um Shirley - where did you get the mushrooms for that carbonara? 18/07/08 12:47:20	1 9

	With high tide 4 hours away this was shaping up to be Garry's worst suicide attempt ever. 03/10/11 20:40:14	6

	The "Concrete Rapid" claims another victim in the most insane extreme sport ever invented - "no water rafting". 16/07/08 10:22:37	6

	"Would you like to see the back?" The hairdresser asked sheepishly. 14/06/17 20:10:02	6

	Dave suddenly realized that he seriously needed to take a break from Pokemon Go. 16/05/18 14:06:04	5

	Sheryl was being mercilessly pursued by a shadow... a 5 o'clock shadow. 09/06/17 8:43:10	5

	After getting booted out of the garden of Eden Eve embarks on the worlds first celebrity drug fueled bender. 19/07/14 15:13:20	5

	"Have I got food on my face?" 03/05/19 20:01:50	4

	Ted the python's mother was shocked to discover he was secretly a cross-dresser. 24/05/18 20:05:23	4

	"What the hell are you doing? I said there's a mouse act casual." 21/05/18 13:36:40	4

	Not as difficult to use as the stirrups on the sanitary toilet seat. 15/06/17 18:34:09	4

	Here's a little song I wrote called "The faster my puppet dances the more my nuts hurt." 19/07/14 15:27:09	4

	Yeah I've killed a few people, but when someone tries to castle out of check they get what they deserve ya know? 01/03/14 20:56:35	4

	Get a cave! 27/09/08 14:01:35	4

	Don't drop me, don't drop me, don't drop me..... 10/08/08 14:14:54	4

	Break time in the toy factory 24/07/08 13:24:40	4

	Just washed down a packet of mentos with 2 liters of diet coke 19/07/08 12:19:40	4

	Buster and Molly were best friends in no time due to their common interests of eating, sleeping, pooing, salivating and taste testing things they find on the ground. 17/07/08 11:04:35	4

	Frank knew fashioning a hat out of field mice would come back to haunt him 13/07/08 16:59:08	4

	Sheryl's online dating profile picture was a little too honest. 19/09/13 15:48:39	3

	After 4hrs hitch hiking with no ride it was time for Garry to pull out the big guns. 26/03/13 21:19:39	3

	Tim was not taking the divorce well. 11/10/11 7:20:40	3

	It was a particularly scary episode of In The Night Garden. 06/10/11 20:39:10	1 3

	"Be on you toes Carol - hoodies with cigaretts at 12 o'clock". 07/09/11 20:30:02	3

	Rachel the psychic mechanic gets the MOT Test underway. 07/09/11 20:21:13	3

	American Starbucks stores trial controversial new coffee flavour. 26/02/10 20:44:21	3

	I knew I shouldn't have bought an investment property in Iraq. 07/10/08 23:26:03	3

	That's the last haircut you're giving me you son-of-a-bitch! 21/08/08 11:53:19	3

	Larry it wasn't funny at Nan's funeral and its not funny now. 11/08/08 13:07:15	3

	The half brother Willy Wonka doesn't talk about. 29/07/08 11:22:31	3

	You fed it after midnight didn't you? 20/07/08 4:26:21	3

	Passengers in the new Super Deluxe first class cabin on Airbus flight 189 hit turbulence 19/07/08 3:09:31	3

	Next time we decide to start a bug collection I'm gonna get a jar 09/07/08 13:59:58	3

	Hit and run on Sesame Street. 21/05/21 21:14:14	3

	Anti-theft toilet paper not selling as well. 12/03/24 16:51:22	2

	'Andre the Giant' my arse. 02/03/24 15:52:10, edited: 02/03/24 15:52:48	2