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	All Time
	Quota	Added	Score	Rank
Captions	10	192	78	#261
Comments	3	5
Tips			1	#10

	All Time
	Voted	Rank
Captions	11	#325
Comments
Tips

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	"I'm all for open-mindedness, but this is taking 'gay pride' a little too far." 26/09/08 20:49:36	9

	The commitment to the 'Hands Around The World' campaign was staggering, as dozens of participants drown. 05/04/10 13:03:17	1 7

	Union Jack Clothing Ltd. Because if you can't be seen or heard a mile away, you're simply not British. 14/08/08 22:42:10	7

	The sordid details of Bob's personal life came into light when private investigators found the semi-decomposed bodies of two local prostitutes in his car. 25/08/08 17:37:06	6

	"I didn't say 'Simon says'. You lose buddy..." 11/08/08 0:46:44	6

	This inflation was getting out of hand. 05/11/09 14:50:11	5

	As a professional photographer it pays dividends if you panda to your customers. 17/10/09 14:02:37	5

	The latest phenomenon to hit our rural areas: Rock circles. 30/04/09 1:13:23	5

	She took to drinking because her last boyfriend used to puncture. 12/04/09 19:48:14	5

	"$300 dollars!?! Well I'm going to have to give them a piece of my mind!!" 27/02/09 13:14:21	5

	Christmas at the tasmanian devils' house. 10/08/08 23:32:52	5

	Personally, I can't wait to see the back of her. 10/05/10 11:52:30	1 4

	Let's see George Bush dodge this! 12/12/09 20:05:15	4

	Do you suffer from constellation? Perhaps you should try our new Galaxatives. 04/12/09 17:47:36	4

	"Hello, I read your ad for a babysitter and..." [Door slams] 14/10/09 14:40:15	4

	Local doctors humbly accepted the notion that Daniel had "fallen on the chicken". 19/07/09 17:21:57	4

	Elmer Fudd lights a cigarette and admires a job well done. 14/06/09 13:07:17	4

	"Let's give it up George, I don't think crabs pull fingers." 13/06/09 13:21:09	4

	"We'll have that camera out of you in no time." said the gynaecologist. 15/04/09 7:32:29	4

	Top Headlines: Wilson Sport have recalled 15,000 tennis balls following reports that they were turning on their owners. 15/04/09 4:46:21	4

	"You're just lucky I forgot my pen!" 01/04/09 12:53:39	4

	As a teacher, it is important to keep an eye on your pupil. 01/04/09 10:41:08	4

	The Leaning Power of Teresa. 20/02/09 5:46:57	4

	I think I speak on behalf on all heterosexual males when I say: "Thank God he isn't reading an erotic thriller!" 06/11/08 5:16:23	4

	The stakeout of the cabbage patch kids was a long and grueling venture, but the underground drug rings which plagued these yards would never have been brought down without such operations. 29/09/08 14:57:49	4

	"... and this rittle piggy went reee reeee reeee all da ray home!" 11/08/08 0:00:48	4

	Can't Cook, Won't Cook Asia "And what ingredients did you two bring to the show?" 07/04/10 15:08:57	3

	I love these new drive-thru's! 09/01/10 14:52:54	3

	Little Daniel didn't care what he got for Christmas, as long as it was hers. 28/12/09 17:15:28	3

	You can just feel the irony! 12/12/09 23:25:53	3

	Sorry mate, does your cubicle have toilet paper? Nice boxers. What's that look for? 05/12/09 11:52:31	3

	The Holy Bible for Dummies 02/12/09 20:38:38	3

	You sneak in round the back, I'll keep the guard-dog busy.. 17/11/09 11:53:36	3

	The Winter is this vigilante's greatest villian. 31/10/09 14:30:22	3

	"So how's your mum's heart doing?" "Bit worried, she's due for jurassic surgery on Tuesday." 26/10/09 7:32:07	3

	Maybe it's the fumes talking, but working for Dulux is the jest bob ever! 02/10/09 4:18:22	3

	Dr. Who, senile with age, was in the wrong place for two reasons. 26/09/09 10:39:51	3

	The complex evolutionary cycle of the Loiterer. 20/08/09 7:41:00	3

	It was the single most perfect ear Gareth had ever laid his eyes upon. 29/06/09 7:45:44	3

	Answer to last week's Spot The Ball competition. 26/06/09 11:26:44	3

	Cerberus was a cute puppy. 25/06/09 10:56:53	3

	Space-tourism did have its minor setbacks. 24/06/09 23:16:22	3

	Despite his loud engine, aggressive outward appearance and an unfriendly tone of voice, Ahmed was determined to spread the word of Incy Wincy Spider to anyone he encountered. 20/06/09 19:53:15	3

	In response to a number of horrible accidents, the minimal age for watching '300' was raised to 28 years. 13/06/09 10:51:53	3

	If a cockatoo has two balls, what should a canine have? 09/05/09 10:53:26	3

	"We don't have a case Mr. T, the label clearly says: This muscle enhancement may cause a melanin deficiency." explained his lawyer. 28/04/09 21:30:40	3

	"Let's go to bed, luv" said George to his right hand. 28/04/09 16:08:03	3

	Neil is thrilled he logged onto family-reunited.com when he did.. his long lost brother, Isaac, is less convinced. 20/04/09 9:39:43	3

	"A living doll? I believe I still have one of them in the loft from my bachelor night." said Mr. Blow-up Doll. 17/04/09 0:25:58	3

	Secretly Danny aspired to leaving his job at the Daz testing facility and become a dancer. 14/04/09 7:58:17	3

	Dear Santa, I didn't want clothes for Christmas, and you didn't want anthrax. So now we're even. Yours faithfully, Malcolm. 20/03/09 17:39:12	3

	Introducing the all new Electroshock Password Protection Device™ Don't just lock 'em out, shock 'em out 26/02/09 10:40:23	3

	Sponsored by Shell 26/02/09 9:06:46	3

	'Bring Your Daughter To Work Day' at the Olympic Hammerthrow training ground. 25/02/09 13:26:14	3

	Turned out to be just a flash in the can. 20/02/09 5:48:13	3

	"Now before I get him ready to go atop the Christmas tree, would anyone like to say goodbye?" 07/11/08 0:12:37	3

	A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word Well don't you know about the bird? Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word! A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word [repeat to fade] 04/11/08 13:48:47	3

	"Sir, will you please find another spot to change your baby.. thanks" 03/11/08 22:29:10	3

	"..on second thoughts Steve let's go with the canary idea, I have a son for christ sake..." 01/11/08 22:03:21	3

	Cop 1: "I can't dance, I can't talk, only thing about me is..." Cop 2: "I'll stop you there Phil, I still have no idea who Genesis were!" 12/10/08 14:51:43	3

	This WAS a very naughty photo, amazing what you can do with Photoshop. 25/08/08 16:43:33	3

	"So which of you is the 'funny twin'?" 03/11/08 2:21:37	1 5

	"I wouldn't be caught dead masturbating." 18/08/08 10:11:58	1 5