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	No body travelled with Eddie 04/04/12 10:06:46	6

	The pool on the Costa Concordia was lovely. 25/03/12 20:15:07	6

	"Pete, don't forget you've left your Jumper up there." 04/03/12 12:10:19	6

	Usually Rugby players get steaming after the game. 21/02/12 20:11:10	6

	Drag queen. 21/01/12 17:41:27	6

	Bloody hell, we're featuring on this site and we're not cats. 20/01/12 21:36:00	3 6

	"I'm going to tear your cloves off." 13/01/12 16:40:31	6

	House for sail 14/12/11 17:20:44	6

	1st prize : Pollen 11/12/11 21:31:50	6

	Sonia had left because Andy had no balls. 05/12/11 11:06:59	6

	"Apparently she's a good, steady cyclist. She's known as Stable Liza." 28/09/11 16:35:04	1 6

	"Who are you texting?" "I'm pleading with Bad Boy Dennis to come back. He's the only one who voted for my captions." 16/09/11 7:06:04	1 6

	"Come on son, hurry up and say go. That bloody tortoise is near the finish line." 30/08/11 15:20:01	6

	Honda edge. 23/08/11 15:46:26	1 6

	Buns on burner. 15/08/11 15:12:52	6

	Emma couldn't contain herself. 30/06/11 12:58:39	2 6

	Porn free 18/06/11 10:04:46	6

	Chris didn't know how to tell Sue that she was covering the 'n'. 17/06/11 16:09:59	2 6

	The boys loved being the centre of detention. 18/04/11 18:30:05	6

	"Deodorant please." "Aerosol or ball." "Neither, I want it for this armpit." 15/01/11 16:24:49	6

	Phishing boat. 21/12/10 16:04:51	6

	"Do you want to go that pub down there?" "No, it's a bit of a dive." 15/08/10 14:18:13	2 6

	"You ain't nothing but a pound, dog" 06/02/10 15:31:00	6

	“God, that’s so tempting.” “What is?” “Well, I’ve just bought all these doughnuts.” 04/10/24 11:08:33	6

	“Get on the bloody road!” 24/08/24 7:12:57	6

	Burnions 29/07/24 19:14:30	6

	“No, I don’t have an AK-47, I’m not that type of Gorilla.” 11/07/24 19:06:17	6

	The Umpire Strikes Back 24/06/24 19:02:02	6

	“Little bugger’s been eating garlic hasn’t he.” 16/06/24 7:16:24	6

	“Now for the thong.” 08/06/24 19:31:44	6

	“You and your big mouth, saying you’d rather watch the test card all day than do Maths.” 17/05/24 11:14:15	6

	Hoover Dam 13/05/24 19:04:24	6

	“I’ll help carry the Cross for you Jesus,” said Simon of Liverpool. 01/05/24 11:47:00, edited: 01/05/24 11:51:06	6

	Cerebrew 27/03/24 8:02:50	1 6

	Gandolph Lundgren 14/03/24 12:02:44	6

	“I hope you didn’t throw your litter out of the window.” 24/02/24 13:04:48	6

	Poor bloke suffers from invertigo.” 18/02/24 12:11:11	6

	“I prefer the Pork pie hat.” 17/02/24 8:19:56	6

	Cuticool as a Cucumber 06/02/24 20:05:17	6

	Catsle 10/01/24 8:01:19	6

	iKia 05/01/24 8:03:28	6

	Breast implant 25/09/23 11:03:35	6

	Moophy Richards 23/09/23 19:15:34	6

	“I’ll let you out when you promise to stop crapping on my car.” 19/09/23 7:09:40	6

	“Your stump is perfect for balancing the board Darling.” 28/08/23 11:05:49	6

	The Queen of Pup 24/08/23 7:07:04	6

	Brook Pond Tea 22/08/23 19:07:30	6

	“Speak now or forever hold your pizza.” 14/08/23 7:06:05	6

	Heart attack 06/07/23 19:18:32	6

	“Bloody hell, I said we’re here to expose cults.” 26/06/23 11:31:46, edited: 26/06/23 11:32:04	6

	Cash and Harry 14/06/23 19:52:54	6

	Ha ha, the bloody Smart meters won’t cope with that.” 17/05/23 11:07:49, edited: 17/05/23 11:09:23	6

	“She won’t be Friesian anymore.” 11/05/23 13:19:48	6

	“I’ve got androids on my laptop.” “You can get a cream treatment for that.” 22/04/23 7:05:30, edited: 22/04/23 10:45:12	6

	“Free Willy, if you dare.” 19/04/23 19:07:39, edited: 19/04/23 19:08:04	6

	Knuckle cluster 02/04/23 11:00:15	6

	“Disappointing, I can’t see any melons.” 31/03/23 11:04:10, edited: 31/03/23 11:04:48	6

	…. and they all lived snappily ever after. 14/03/23 13:22:41	6

	“Where did you get them from?” “River Island.” 08/03/23 8:16:03	6

	“How on Earth are we going to remove this man’s head from her cervix Doctor?” 06/03/23 8:03:00	6

	“Better than cauliflower ears.” 04/03/23 20:44:59, edited: 04/03/23 20:50:20	6

	Stable Liza 03/03/23 12:09:42	6

	“I’m afraid Miss Jones your walking days are numbered.” 25/02/23 20:00:15	6

	Bob’s always half cut. 19/02/23 12:02:44	6

	Twisted sister. 17/02/23 20:01:47	6

	“Better call the Cops.” “Do you think he was murdered?” “Probably, but I was thinking more that this would make a nice change from donuts.” 04/02/23 8:20:48, edited: 04/02/23 9:02:51	6

	If only there was some sort of clue or way I could find out who my Father was, thought Clarissa. 02/02/23 20:00:21	6

	“The Woofers made him jump.” 30/01/23 20:48:07	6

	Just Stop Oil, use lard instead. 30/01/23 12:09:55	6

	“How come she’s not dead yet?” “We’re getting paid by the National Grid for using less Electricity.” 24/01/23 20:19:29, edited: 24/01/23 20:28:35	6

	“They’ll never catch on.” 13/01/23 8:02:54	6

	Baywash 12/01/23 12:43:33	6

	Austintatious 08/01/23 20:00:17	6

	Her infatuation with tanning rubbed off on him. 23/12/22 8:08:22	6

	“Anything that stupid Labrador puppy can do ……… “ 14/12/22 20:09:05	6

	“Before anyone asks, no, I’m not going to do a Peter Crouch.” 14/12/22 12:32:30	6

	“All of you took time off claiming sickness due to Covid, I would love to hear one of you explain that to me.” 14/12/22 12:10:53	6

	It’s a ripe hand drive. 12/12/22 8:19:58	6

	“This is how the Romans used to celebrate Easter.” 26/11/22 12:43:56	6

	creative “I know you had a lot of problems due to alcohol, drugs and cigarettes but at least you took my advice and brushed your teeth twice a day.” 18/11/22 20:27:56	6

	“You’re so lucky, when you’re back in the office you’ll be able to spin all the way round in your chair.” 02/11/22 12:28:25	6

	“There’s a high risk warning of damage to property later on today due to a Tornado.” 24/10/22 11:36:01	6

	“ ……… and this is me in 1956,” said Pablo Picasso. 03/09/22 7:22:54	6

	Paul McCartney had so many properties he still kept finding Heather’s things lying around. 14/07/22 11:10:21	6

	“I see Madonna’s re-invented herself again.” 27/06/22 11:09:36	6

	Vera was so tempted to switch the mains back on. 26/05/22 11:23:42	6

	“What a snowflake.” 25/05/22 7:45:33	6

	“I’d still rather throw things at our Teacher.” 18/05/22 20:03:56	6

	“They weren’t together furlong.” 30/04/22 20:07:10	6

	“Are you sure about this, remember, you did bless the Moskva not long ago.” 19/04/22 11:55:53	6

	“Lovely angular lines with nice sharp features.” “A Georgian stool circa 1780?” “Yes, I think so.” 13/04/22 7:01:53	6

	“I’ve just doubled its value.” “How?” “I’ve just filled the tank up.” 27/03/22 11:10:40	6

	“Does anyone on board have any glue, the Pilot says the joystick’s fallen off.” 22/03/22 12:30:15	2 6
This is caption.me, someone is going to have superglue. --Willie Johnson
	Chew Bic her 21/03/22 20:16:17	6

	“We’re too late, Abramovich has taken it back to Moscow with him.” 19/03/22 12:17:24	6

	“Anyone got the light caber?” 08/03/22 20:00:14	6

	“Want me to do something about those sticky-out things?” 07/03/22 8:10:19	6

	Faecal position. 23/02/22 8:00:11	6

	“Bloody hell, look at all that crap on the bench.” “Well I did tell you to buy better players before the transfer window closed.” 13/02/22 20:43:55	6

	Jools Hollandaise 09/02/22 12:42:25	6

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Missed that one, changed

(caption author)

11/06/24
7:37pm

comment on caption:
“I did tell you not to do the John o’ Groats to Land’s End cycle challenge.” [Ian Skelding]

What if the bottled water is from Sellafield?

Glyn Evans

12/06/24
1:21pm

comment on caption:
“That’s why you should use bottled water in Sellafield.” [Ian Skelding]

In the sheepfield.

Molly R

26/06/24
10:57am

comment on caption:
“Sheila, where’s my bloomin’ bacon?” [Ian Skelding]

Loch and Roll

[anon]

16/07/24
2:02pm

comment on caption:
Rock ‘n’ Noll [Ian Skelding]

"She's all yours buddy. She's a royal pain in the arse and she's all the confrontation you're ever going to need. Don't come crying to me when you've had enough of her"

Glyn Evans

12/08/24
3:50pm

comment on caption:
“She’s yours, I don’t like confrontation.” [Ian Skelding]

Wow, talk about niche captions. Floyd fans only.

James Lennox

21/08/24
7:16am

comment on caption:
The effects of climate change since Atom Heart Mother was released. [Ian Skelding]

Did these cats escape China?

Mr Dome

25/08/24
3:14pm

comment on caption:
“FLEADOM!” [Ian Skelding]

Or the violinquini

[anon]

16/09/24
7:46pm

comment on caption:
“I prefer the penne whistle.” [Ian Skelding]

It's the right weather conditions for the caption theme as Trotsky was taken out with an ice pick

...although I don't think they had much snow at that time of year in Mexico 🤔

Glyn Evans

30/09/24
7:12pm

comment on caption:
Trot ski [Ian Skelding]

The Croissants agreed he talked a lot of Crepe.

[anon]

12/11/24
10:50am

comment on caption:
“Blimey, I thought the Waffle talked a load of crap.” [Ian Skelding]

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