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| Captions | 43 | 24 | 38 | #11 | 26 | 66 | #5 | 25252 | 40731 | #2 |
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08/08/18 11:26:52 |
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"Nah, no one's left one 'ere." --John Glover
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13/06/13 19:17:39 |
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The quick brown dog jumps over the lazy cow 21/10/23 9:18:42 |
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29/03/16 21:03:44 |
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After proofreading your caption, I find it perfect. --Pete
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An Englishman's home is his cattle. 30/11/23 20:11:36 |
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15/10/14 7:31:28 |
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06/04/24 11:08:32 |
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🎵 Pets get physical, physical 🎵 14/06/22 11:59:44 |
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Let me guess - Olivia Mewton John? --Willie Johnson
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15/05/18 7:55:45 |
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"Umm.....what's this? DO NOT SPIT AT THE VISITORS." 21/07/16 19:35:59 |
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09/09/15 11:44:04 |
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"Alas, poor Yorick! I flew him well." 05/02/15 20:23:07 |
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He was raised as a fool. --Boycie
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17/01/13 8:02:46 |
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03/01/24 10:08:09 |
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05/06/22 11:52:22 |
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19/04/21 11:46:24 |
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02/09/18 7:22:17 |
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Definitely not a case of the runs, Forrest, runs. --Glad You Remember
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27/07/15 7:01:25 |
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17/11/24 20:08:43 |
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05/12/16 20:12:16 |
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Great caption Tony --Andrea Hickling
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"That reminds me, we must get the voltage adjusted on that electric fence." 17/10/16 19:31:44 |
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Come fry with me... --Pussy Galore
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21/10/14 11:53:38 |
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Keep looking back at your caption. I love the captions that make me think "SO-OBVIOUS-but-I-never-would-have-thought-of-that-in-a-million-years." .....Nice job! --Greg Curtis
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Paul Daniels looks lost without Debbie McGee. 03/08/14 7:32:52 |
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What did Paul Daniels say when three thousand blue whales ejaculated in his mouth? Not a lot. --Michael Monkhouse
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"If this doesn't give me an orgasm, nothing will." 28/12/13 13:41:48 |
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03/01/13 12:39:54 |
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Booked for driving without a Creche Helmet. 14/06/12 10:02:45 |
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02/11/11 11:03:46 |
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In days of old when knights used Bold 20/11/24 20:14:19 |
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12/07/24 11:35:46 |
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( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° ) --Scrijjy Doo
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8 out of 10 cats prefer whispers 28/05/24 11:02:24 |
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25/01/23 21:02:59 |
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13/10/22 11:01:09 |
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23/08/20 19:00:38 |
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He's a member of the crash team. 19/05/20 20:01:31 |
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Dr Divid Bomber. --Woofer 6
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19/05/20 19:38:58 |
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20/09/18 19:00:28 |
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"What's this? I asked for the bridle suite." 06/12/13 8:33:13 |
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Danny DeVito's biggest roll yet. 12/11/24 12:39:30 |
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The Hound That Rocks the Cradle 07/10/24 11:13:55 |
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"I suspect this painting has been doctored." 10/12/23 12:31:37 |
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11/02/23 20:23:54 |
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02/02/23 20:04:27 |
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12/04/22 19:34:03 |
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"I used to be the Apple of their eye." 29/05/20 11:15:21 |
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24/02/20 12:38:08 |
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29/12/19 8:41:56 |
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31/05/19 19:47:49 |
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23/09/18 7:10:03 |
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27/09/17 11:03:26 |
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07/01/17 12:03:58 |
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22/09/15 7:29:41 |
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It is a reference to the playground chant "liar, liar your pants are on fire" I personally think it is quite clever, these captions, where further thought is required don't get enough recognition in my book. Hope that helps :) --Leroy Brown
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08/07/15 7:24:31 |
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"Play it nice and cool son, nice and cool." 20/06/15 19:51:45 |
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18/06/15 11:01:17 |
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"Quick! Get the Hoover. Mum and Dad will be back from holiday any minute." 13/03/15 12:10:04 |
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03/02/15 20:27:37 |
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02/11/14 12:51:29 |
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Behind every great man there's a freight woman. 22/08/12 19:08:47 |
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Millennial man; no mean task to philosophize about the next tweet before his soy latte. --Mauris Iocus
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07/08/14 7:14:47 |
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"It's the worst case of heartburn that the Gaviscon fire brigade have had to deal with." 01/07/14 11:09:52 |
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Rick's mobile ironing service was proving popular with the ladies. 30/05/14 7:28:02 |
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As he got older, Max hired a taxi to chase vans. 05/10/13 20:47:16 |
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Congrats! This is October's winning caption, featured on the official Caption.Me Facebook page --Chris Beach
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13/01/13 8:05:49 |
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27/05/12 10:46:57 |
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17/10/11 10:20:01 |
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30/05/24 11:03:23 |
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16/05/24 11:08:18 |
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"The Christmas post has arrived!" 01/12/23 12:14:43 |
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Front row seats still available. 20/10/23 19:42:23 |
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14/08/22 19:44:02 |
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25/03/22 21:02:57 |
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12/09/19 19:02:06 |
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14/06/19 11:26:01 |
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Anything that evokes a bit of Stan and Olly deserves a vote . --stone face
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The Best Little Horsehouse in Texas. 16/04/19 20:09:15 |
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30/03/19 12:19:08 |
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23/06/17 11:10:42 |
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You can't judge a buck by it's cover. 06/02/16 12:45:49 |
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10/07/15 7:02:50 |
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15/09/24 11:09:37 |
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20/05/24 11:00:38 |
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10/04/24 11:03:55 |
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26/02/24 20:19:38 |
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12/01/24 20:31:32 |
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20/07/23 11:03:51 |
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Running a vehicle on methane gas does have it's disadvantages. 04/04/23 11:09:31 |
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"Waiter! There's a flyer in my scoop." 16/01/23 12:10:17 |
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07/08/21 19:03:11 |
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There's no such thing as a free launch. 29/12/20 20:04:14 |
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18/06/20 8:58:27 |
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27/06/19 19:13:18 |
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Jacksie Bauer --Troompa Loompa
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"I'll never get in now, he's doing his bloody captions!" 11/01/19 21:00:26 |
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25/11/18 8:44:10 |
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09/04/16 7:12:30 |
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23/03/16 13:09:40 |
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24/09/15 19:00:32 |
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01/09/15 11:50:57 |
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Licensed to smell. --Spud Gunn II
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19/04/14 7:04:02 |
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08/11/13 8:09:16 |
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19/08/13 19:49:06 |
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funny!
11:59am
comment on caption:
Ruff Justice [Tony Edwards]
Why are people voting for a cheater?
1:50pm
comment on caption:
Ruff Justice [Tony Edwards]
might have been worth a nod but it's no dupe.
1:52pm
comment on caption:
Ruff Justice [Tony Edwards]
I voted for this caption but, having later seen the earlier 'woof justice' caption and the proximity of the timings, I am now giving a thumbs down to balance out as I cannot withdraw the vote and the earlier caption has suffered due to the emergence of this very similar one.
1:54pm
comment on caption:
Ruff Justice [Tony Edwards]
There is a similarity but Ruff Justice sounds more like Rough Justice than Woof Justice. So I think it deserves the extra votes because it's better. But some people are barking up the wrong tree.
2:15pm
comment on caption:
Ruff Justice [Tony Edwards]
#Maybe you should withdraw this?
2:16pm
comment on caption:
Ruff Justice [Tony Edwards]
I am the author of Ruff Justice. I'm not being funny, but my idea was that Ruff Justice sounds exactly the same as 'Rough Justice', the TV programme. Respect to HellsBells for woof justice, to John Lamas for a thumbs down, and Neil Mackenzie for the support. If Spud Jones and others want me to withdraw the caption, I can do that, no big deal, it's only a bit of fun.
2:34pm
comment on caption:
Ruff Justice [Tony Edwards]
Rather stay anon with this comment because I don't want to be dragged to deep into this. I personally think HellsBells is being way to over protective over his caption. They are similar indeed, but I think people are taking this slightly to seriously. I think the green thumbs are the perfect judge, if people truly believe Woof Justice is the rightful winner, then they will vote for it.
3:07pm
comment on caption:
Ruff Justice [Tony Edwards]
Hi Tony,
Nah - keep it in. You're right - it's just a bit of fun.
Cheers.
Have a good day.
HellsBells
4:41pm
comment on caption:
Ruff Justice [Tony Edwards]
Cheers to you as well HellsBells
5:35pm
comment on caption:
Ruff Justice [Tony Edwards]