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	Larger-than-life savers. 30/09/12 19:01:11	6

	For a few swallows more. 06/09/12 11:09:56	6

	"Waiter, this balloon's rubbery." "Thank you velly much." 24/08/12 7:41:19	3 6

	Horizontal hold 02/08/12 10:24:30	6

	John had no intention of having another bike nicked. 20/10/15 7:12:16	6

	John was sentenced to three years for playing with his organ in front of the kids. 17/10/15 7:21:01	6

	Poppetmaster 02/11/15 8:01:40	5

	"Buggering young boys a crime? What has civilization come to?" 25/10/15 20:37:13	5

	After saying he'd had a close shave, the pilot was shunned by the community. 24/10/15 19:19:03	5

	I keep thinking about tits... but anyway, back to Captionme... 23/09/14 7:03:13	5

	"We are Captionme -you are being assimilated - resistance is futile." 20/09/14 7:12:33	5

	"Three bloody hours I sat through that time-share presentation for these 'free gifts'..." 02/09/14 19:50:27	5

	...alas a fatality resulted when a fireman was crushed in the rush to put it out. 31/08/14 19:18:11	5

	Nue became a regular on daytime stalk shows. 14/09/13 7:03:14	5

	"Where'd this trolley come from? ... and is that a body?" 11/09/13 7:10:51	5

	The wine would come later... they'd already started with the wedding Bells. 23/08/13 19:30:01	5

	"I love these new lightweight trousers. You hardly know you've got them on." 20/08/13 19:07:01	5

	Ian Duncan Smith says he 'greatly admires' the Shanghai open-housing program for the unemployed. 25/07/13 8:48:35	5

	"...after-dinner speaker my arse... turned out to be a real boar..." 13/07/13 10:59:21	5

	"... Jews, Gypsys, queers... come to think of it... I could murder a raspberry ripple." 26/06/13 7:20:56	5

	creative "This arsehole keeps getting under my feet." 24/06/13 11:23:54	5

	"Should we be pissing here John?" "Yeh, we can do what we like, we're coppers." 24/04/13 15:33:15	5

	From a tender age Jimmy was to be found with his head stuck in a bookshelf. 10/03/13 20:14:34	5

	Two hours earlier it had bucketed down. 24/10/12 19:14:36	5

	Funfare rides just aren't as busy these days - passengers are dropping off. 04/10/12 7:21:10	5

	Sometimes Bond felt that perhaps Q was losing his touch. 25/09/12 11:17:41	5

	"Strange! Seems to be something boldly growing in my underpants." 31/08/12 7:12:06	5

	"Yes sir, I've had the operation ... went for the Jumbo size." 29/08/12 19:04:50	5

	Grace lands 28/08/12 7:47:34	4 5

	He hoped Miss fortune would favour the brave. 26/08/12 11:02:31	5

	"What exactly is your beef?" 23/08/12 11:20:27	5

	At last, police find the man they have been Lucan for. 10/08/12 12:46:13	5

	"Fancy a steak Reg?" "No love, after the day I've had, I need a pint" 06/08/12 19:36:36	5

	Met Office say drought may be coming to an end 04/08/12 12:48:45	5

	"When they asked me to be in a strip cartoon I though I'd get to see girls take their clothes off." 03/11/15 10:40:44	4

	"He talks about me behind my back but he's sort of grown on me..." 14/10/15 19:07:29	4

	"Straight sex? ... you sick bastard." 13/10/15 12:55:03	4

	"Any old scrap?" "What about these?" "Yes, diesel do." 01/09/13 19:05:14	4

	Red-a-Stare. 28/08/13 9:29:59	4

	" I love the States and am often down in the Silicon Valley." 22/08/13 11:15:15	4

	"Don't look now but there's some weirdo behind us carrying an umbrella... in July of all months..." 20/08/13 19:09:07	4

	Phil excelled at most subjects but when it came to geography he was in the dark. 16/08/13 11:18:55	4

	"...but I want to be taken by my own kind." "Sorry sir but all the moles have been removed." 10/07/13 11:46:39	4

	Sometimes Jim felt that as an architect he was going nowhere. 08/07/13 7:33:01	4

	"I promise to tell the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth." 23/06/13 19:01:16	4

	Ball boy. 07/05/13 12:41:37	4

	Old banger. 07/05/13 8:23:25	4

	Anne thought this DIY lark was easy but she was in for a big shock. 02/05/13 7:08:34	4

	Rare sighting of Great White Gale. 01/05/13 19:39:57	4

	A young Moggie Thatcher in reflective mood. 11/04/13 15:19:54	4

	Clint Eastward. 07/04/13 15:20:19	4

	Piers Moregone 05/04/13 4:04:14	4

	The Dummies deny being a manufactured boy band. 03/04/13 19:00:55	4

	"Please, I'm in a hully, chop, chop..." 22/03/13 8:01:30	4

	Mike, always a nobody, finally gets head-hunted. 19/03/13 8:00:42	4

	Mick's beard constantly itched, it was a problem... but he'd soon have it licked. 18/10/12 7:13:38	4

	Have your cake and beat it. 17/10/12 7:21:16	4

	Eye candy. 09/10/12 7:07:19	4

	"Can you tell me the way to The Nag's Head?" 07/10/12 7:38:12	4

	Amelia Hairheart 05/10/12 19:00:35	4

	... especially black ones. 29/09/12 20:28:24	4

	All burcause the ladies love Herne Bay. 19/09/12 19:33:17	4

	"Striking view." 14/09/12 7:10:08	4

	Not exactly 'fast food.' 13/09/12 8:33:57	1 4

	The judge was in a good mood and gave Mike a suspended sentence. 08/09/12 7:11:53	4

	"Watch it! I used to be a boxer!" 07/09/12 19:16:10	4

	Clothes combat 05/09/12 7:49:05	4

	Kick Boxers 05/09/12 7:07:52	4

	"I don't like it... this sea is ruff - ruff" 07/08/12 10:03:15	4

	"I just got his tongue..." 22/09/14 19:01:39	3

	Clowded house. 06/09/14 11:05:21	3

	"She weighed 200lbs if she weighed an ounce son... I wrestled with her for hours... biggest one I ever landed ...anyway, that's enough about your mother." 11/09/13 7:05:20	3

	They'd only been married 6 months and Jan was already sick of being pushed about. 10/09/13 19:17:49	3

	"... and you realize that as members of Coronation Street there can be no hint of impropriety." 10/09/13 7:14:19	3

	Mad dog Mitch was a lawn unto himself. 08/09/13 12:45:55	3

	"Ladies and gentlemen, if you look to starboard you will see a man in civvies - that's me - your captain. I can explain everything..." 08/09/13 7:35:31	3

	"Mugged a slug for his skateboard... he had no chance - it was all over in a flash." 20/08/13 7:40:27	3

	Bob had melons coming out of his ears. He just prayed the doc could do something about it. 16/08/13 15:42:58	3

	'Latest whistleblower enquiry: Police say that names are being leaked...' 15/08/13 7:03:58	3

	"Anyway Mavis, enjoy your trip to Moscow." 10/08/13 11:11:31	3

	"No way mate. I ain't got a chimp on my shoulder." 08/08/13 19:01:34	3

	"My doctor used to make me miserable by nagging about my weight... so I ate him... now I'm happy again." 23/07/13 7:51:12	3

	Smith from accounts couldn't resist a spreadsheet. 30/06/13 8:47:13	3

	"Thanks for the offer lady... but I said I needed a 'posse'." 29/06/13 7:13:16	3

	"You can win this on points. Dammit you were president of the Oxford Debating Society." 27/06/13 7:23:36	3

	"You're wonderful... marvellous..." "Yeh? ... and you're a right charmer." 19/05/13 11:01:22	3

	"Reckon I should eat more... you can see my shoulder blade." 15/05/13 19:27:28	3

	"Blimey, your breath reeks." "Sorry, it's a touch of hellitosis." 06/05/13 19:04:48	3

	"Hello, Coneservative Party headquarters... what's this 'all style and no substance' stuff?" 28/04/13 7:25:56	3

	Ethan felt he was losing weight as he struggled with the Cone Brother's latest script. 28/04/13 7:11:50	3

	After years of sitting on his organ John's helmet had turned black. 10/04/13 11:03:03	3

	On leaving the shop, the owners were pelted. 10/04/13 7:06:51	3

	"Eyes bin stitched up... so the gloves are off." 09/04/13 19:03:02	3

	"Wanna lift?" "I think it's high enough as it is lad." 27/03/13 20:21:31	3

	"Foot on my chest - like that's gonna scare me... come down here and fight like a man..." 27/03/13 8:54:29	3

	Jan liked her men 'rare' but frequent... 26/03/13 12:21:33	3

	Plop 'art. 21/03/13 12:51:26	3

	That night Jesus got blotto... it was his Last Stupor. 15/03/13 20:00:55	3

	" What the hell? I'm not gay." "Neither am I petal, but my husband is..." 01/03/13 15:40:24	3

	"Kiss me Hardy." "Not now Stanley." 22/10/12 19:06:17	3

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No probs, good luck with it :)

Smuldo

26/03/13
8:24pm

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Calv Incline. [Tony Busby]

Sorry Tony, I didn't see this one- I was late to the party and put in a similar one at 21:20. Wasn't copying, honest, and I'd have voted for this if I'd seen it :)