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Captions	1564	#105
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	"His body may have gone, but his sole and spirit have gone to a wetter place." 30/10/14 12:15:24	20

	A Fistful of Doners 22/10/14 7:01:00	18

	"Careful guys, I think they're loaded." 07/02/15 8:54:34	2 17
Oops,, I missed this too. Sorry. As mine was pretty much a carbon copy, I've removed it and given you my vote. Honest mistake guv. --D C
	Someone hadn't paid the mandatory entry fee to the Annual Whistleblowers Convention. 04/09/14 19:00:49	17

	Albert Swinestein 24/08/14 20:14:10	17

	Lester Piggout 15/10/14 11:00:10	16

	lol "Somme thing for the weekend, sir?" 03/09/14 22:03:16	16

	lol "Grandpa, what's a 69?" asked Jimmy after overhearing one of the swimmers' propositions. "Oh, it's one of these but without the flake." 20/07/14 7:23:17	16

	Her chances of survival were necks to nothing. 26/08/14 11:06:47	2 15
With all due respect to anon, I prefer it as it is. --Doh Nutter
	The fart jokes abruptly stopped when realisation set in that John had actually been dead for several hours. 12/11/14 12:44:33	14

	Un-Dress Rehearsal 12/07/14 19:04:14	14

	lol This wasn't what he expected when he ordered the side order of naan. 03/09/14 14:36:06	13

	After his attacker was taken to court, it was clear that she had no case. 16/07/14 7:32:55	13

	Dragnet. 23/10/14 11:00:43	13

	For Sale: Mobile with one previous owner, crack across screen. 16/07/17 19:01:09	12

	Vandal-eyes 14/07/17 11:06:07	12

	"And this a photo of me and my ex, Ray." 19/11/14 13:06:06	12

	She was developing a smoker's coif. 23/10/14 11:00:12	12

	"It's amazing. Her breath seems to follow you around the room." 12/10/14 7:01:36	12

	"Ewe shall not pass!" 08/10/14 21:30:12	12

	"Psst! Who invited the pig? I thought we were Jewish?" 08/09/14 7:01:04	12

	As a dedicated art student, Adam spent most of his time in collage. 22/07/14 11:06:35	12

	As the two younger men walked away, they could scarcely believe they had just been mugged and stripped by an old man and his grandson. 20/07/14 7:02:55	12

	Alan felt quite dashing in his new suit. 23/11/14 21:28:38	11

	"It's no use, Hector, no matter how many chin-ups I do, I just can't seem to beef up." 04/11/14 12:00:55	11

	"Let her R.I.P.!" 11/09/14 7:02:43	11

	"Chris, Chris. There he is, he's been copying captions." (Nod to 21:10 ;)) 04/09/14 23:04:54	9 10
many times we can have the same joke written in completely different ways, where as with these its exactly the same words but a different gag. 1 is about pointing someone out with a capton me theme the other is about copying whilst doing a blatant... --Chris Brooks
	Jeff's first child was delivered by sea section. 14/02/15 12:53:54	9

	Chung was described in his dating profile as having a keen interest in water sports and a distinguishing sense of fashion. 15/11/14 9:43:52	9

	Fountain of Youths 16/10/14 11:00:30	9

	Neighbearhood Watch 09/10/14 7:00:23	9

	Bird of Spray 28/09/14 19:02:17	9

	lol "Excuse me sir, do you have any idea what speed you were doing back there?" 26/09/14 23:11:29	9

	Former Jimmy Saville impersonator opts for something that kids might find a little less scary. 23/09/14 11:00:45	9

	The Brighton Bomber 08/08/14 21:51:38	9

	"It's not the size of the portion, but what you do with it that counts." 08/08/14 10:17:56	9

	Critics said that Ms. Perry was running thin on material these days. 09/07/14 12:12:46	9

	In medieval times, it was custom to have one's enemies' faces carved into the toilet facilities thereby submitting them to the utmost humiliation while simultaneously having them kiss one's arse. 09/07/14 7:18:47	9

	creative Despite the stricter controls, Area 51 was still proving a popular destination for Martian stag dos. 26/02/15 20:24:37	8

	"I didn't like it at first, but it's growing on me." 29/10/14 1:45:41	8

	"We're gonna need another coat..." 23/10/14 19:07:44	2 8

	"Be careful, here come a pair of bent coppers." 17/10/14 21:53:57	8

	"I'm sorry, gentlemen, but it appears that the company has gone into administration and, frankly, we're all bust." 20/09/14 7:47:37	8

	Much 'Airdo About Nothing 15/09/14 11:00:28	8

	By the third day of the French Garlic and Cheese festival, desperate measures were needed. 03/09/14 21:57:59	8

	"The lengths some people go to to get better wifi reception..." 03/09/14 11:24:47	8

	When Adam promised that he would turn over a new leaf, Eve hadn't known that he'd meant a change of underwear. 23/07/14 11:12:58	8

	Dave had gone into January's Ikea bedding sale with all the naivety of the average, sane, twenty-something year old man. He was lucky to come out alive. 16/07/14 7:07:17	8

	"I know you're my twin sister and everything, but I do wish you weren't so negative." 11/11/14 12:21:04	7

	"I don't know about you, but I'm bloody Frisian out here." "I'm fine, I remembered to bring a Jersey with me." 30/10/14 11:01:03	7

	"He might look friendly, but those are souvenirs from every tourist he's stabbed." 25/10/14 11:05:40	7

	Peace and Goodwill to all Mankini 23/10/14 8:30:32	7

	After weeks of painstaking skull and facial reconstruction, Time Team's new modeller admits to doing a little L.S.D. to take the edge off. 16/10/14 9:29:33	7

	One day, Colin pumped up the air pressure in his tyres a little too far. 10/10/14 10:27:10	7

	Parts of the U.S.A. have become extremely polarised. 06/10/14 9:42:38	7

	"Oh no, not mower rain!" 09/09/14 11:00:17	7

	A scene from the Moo Testament. 08/09/14 7:14:18	7

	"Should have taken the Escher-later." 07/09/14 7:06:27	7

	Just another New Cage religion? 31/08/14 18:35:02	7

	Fatima wasn't even Islamic, she just had really bad halitosis. 12/08/14 8:18:07	1 7
Don't breathe a word...................... --Mike Dee
	Halfway through, Brian realised that he was totally screwed. 09/08/14 19:00:30	7

	Help! Damson in Distress! 24/07/14 14:25:44	7

	"I'm not convinced this product exists. It's only 20% proof." 11/10/14 21:28:29	6

	"Next time this E.T. fucker comes back, I'm getting footage." 24/09/14 11:00:43	6

	With so many cat photos, some are considering renaming the website caption.meow 23/09/14 0:33:11	6

	"Now that's what I call Park and Ride." 21/09/14 11:00:22	6

	Genghis Can 13/09/14 19:42:55	6

	White Trailer Slash 11/09/14 21:16:46	6

	For better or for Worz-el Gummidge. 08/09/14 23:26:30	6

	Wreck'n'balls 06/09/14 7:00:30	6

	She's clearly fed up waiting. 04/09/14 11:04:34	6

	The council's newly installed paedo-trap sees another pervert behind bars. 09/08/14 19:06:22	6

	Scarap Beetle 07/08/14 11:15:39	6

	He was the local bone barrow donor. 29/07/14 9:32:49	6

	After waking up one morning, he briefly remembered his girlfriend had given him an ultimatum about leaving his stuff all over the floor. 22/07/14 11:10:28	6

	Womb Raider II: The Cradle of Life 15/07/14 1:04:54	6

	"I'm sick of the lies, Steve, don't you know I can see straight through you?" 14/07/17 9:21:51	6

	The motivations for this compliment are entirely transparent. 09/07/17 20:28:24	6

	Tracey Emin hard at work on canvas. 26/02/15 12:38:41	6

	"Please do not put hands inside bear traps." 26/11/14 11:58:11	6

	"I'd wear my Donkey Kong ones, but they're full of ladders." 25/10/14 20:57:09	6

	Top-storey writing with a big name, what more could you want? (Nod to 08:12:05) 16/07/17 7:12:29	1 5

	The kid might not be the best graffiti artist in the neighbourhood, but he managed to draw a few eyes nonetheless 14/07/17 11:23:38	5

	"We ought to have been more suspicious of the Ryanair river cruise." 13/07/17 20:36:10	5

	When I heard she had legs all the way up to her chin, I thought they were exaggerating. 01/07/17 11:06:24	5

	Denise was beginning to have doubts about hiring a Personal Sherpa. 14/11/14 22:46:13	5

	"How much did that dog pee on the widow?" 29/10/14 13:25:43	5

	WAG and Bone Cart 22/10/14 23:15:19	5

	The streets were suddenly a lot quieter after the traffic cops started using real bullets in their speed guns. 14/10/14 23:20:49	5

	"Trust me, feathers will fry." 13/10/14 23:28:49	5

	Residents had started to complain that the street lamps were a bit faint. 11/10/14 11:05:16	5

	"Psst, don't tell them that it's me voting for all the dog pics." "Lol!" 09/10/14 20:29:21	5

	Sleep and Sour Chicken 02/10/14 11:16:28	5

	With his snazzy new umbrella and cane, he'd never been a sherpa dresser. 26/09/14 22:35:24	5

	Despite their movie success, Lady and the Tramp are still refused entry to fine dining establishments. 22/09/14 11:26:28	5

	creative It was a little strange, but Jan's neighbours eventually got used to living next door to a taxidermist. 17/09/14 8:31:45	1 5

	The school's Orwellian attitude to teaching was often criticised. 24/08/14 21:53:14	5

	Not only were they in the same band, but they were also step-brothers. 21/08/14 11:05:28	1 5
Of course, A band of brothers. --Leroy Brown
	Their new uniforms were a bit See-Thru-PO. 03/08/14 19:05:21	5

	"I just let the kids have free range of the garden." 03/08/14 18:04:35	5

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With all due respect to anon, I prefer it as it is.

Doh Nutter

26/08/14
12:01pm

comment on caption:
Her chances of survival were necks to nothing. [Chris Moorhead]

have to vote for both captions as this needs to remain below the original but it did make me smile.

Chris Brooks

05/09/14
6:34am

comment on caption:
"Chris, Chris. There he is, he's been copying captions."

(Nod to 21:10 ;)) [Chris Moorhead]

I was tempted to copy this, then add a nod to 0:04:54, just to confuse things further.

Michael Winner

05/09/14
7:44am

comment on caption:
"Chris, Chris. There he is, he's been copying captions."

(Nod to 21:10 ;)) [Chris Moorhead]

See 20.09.03

[anon]

05/09/14
10:56am

comment on caption:
"Chris, Chris. There he is, he's been copying captions."

(Nod to 21:10 ;)) [Chris Moorhead]

This is getting silly now.

Tracy Davidson

05/09/14
10:57am

comment on caption:
"Chris, Chris. There he is, he's been copying captions."

(Nod to 21:10 ;)) [Chris Moorhead]

That this caption has got nearly as many votes as the earlier one is ludicrous. Has everyone gone mad?

[anon]

05/09/14
2:09pm

comment on caption:
"Chris, Chris. There he is, he's been copying captions."

(Nod to 21:10 ;)) [Chris Moorhead]

many times we can have the same joke written in completely different ways, where as with these its exactly the same words but a different gag. 1 is about pointing someone out with a capton me theme the other is about copying whilst doing a blatant copy, the original has to be read first for this 1 to work and so may even benifit from the popularity of this caption as i said before i couldnt vote for this without also the original.

Chris Brooks

05/09/14
3:13pm

comment on caption:
"Chris, Chris. There he is, he's been copying captions."

(Nod to 21:10 ;)) [Chris Moorhead]

OK Chris, but have you not noticed that some 'joker' has changed their 20:09:03 caption (can't remember what it said originally, but whatever it was hadn't got any votes) to exactly the same caption as these? The first copy may have been amusing (though not in my opinion worthy of a vote as it's still blatant copying) but this third one is way beyond a joke. I just hope no-one reads it first and votes for it.

Tracy Davidson

05/09/14
5:34pm

comment on caption:
"Chris, Chris. There he is, he's been copying captions."

(Nod to 21:10 ;)) [Chris Moorhead]

I am the author of the original caption and thought this one was funny so I voted for it. I also changed my 8.09.03 caption because I thought we were having fun so I took the joke a stage further and you are correct it was silly, which is what I intended, I apologise if I took it a step too far. I never expected to be criticised on here for being silly.

[anon]

05/09/14
7:21pm

comment on caption:
"Chris, Chris. There he is, he's been copying captions."

(Nod to 21:10 ;)) [Chris Moorhead]

Obviously there was no way I could have known you were the author of the 3rd caption as well. I thought I was defending your honour! Oh well, I'll shut up now.

Tracy Davidson

06/09/14
7:03am

comment on caption:
"Chris, Chris. There he is, he's been copying captions."

(Nod to 21:10 ;)) [Chris Moorhead]

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