	All Time
	Quota	Added	Score	Rank
Captions	10	833	1503	#98
Photos
Comments	3	111	61	#66

	All Time
	Voted	Rank
Captions	1564	#105
Photos	336	#44
Comments	50	#58

captions comments received captioned photos

captions

	"His body may have gone, but his sole and spirit have gone to a wetter place." 30/10/14 12:15:24	20

	A Fistful of Doners 22/10/14 7:01:00	18

	"Careful guys, I think they're loaded." 07/02/15 8:54:34	2 17
Oops,, I missed this too. Sorry. As mine was pretty much a carbon copy, I've removed it and given you my vote. Honest mistake guv. --D C
	Someone hadn't paid the mandatory entry fee to the Annual Whistleblowers Convention. 04/09/14 19:00:49	17

	Albert Swinestein 24/08/14 20:14:10	17

	Lester Piggout 15/10/14 11:00:10	16

	lol "Somme thing for the weekend, sir?" 03/09/14 22:03:16	16

	lol "Grandpa, what's a 69?" asked Jimmy after overhearing one of the swimmers' propositions. "Oh, it's one of these but without the flake." 20/07/14 7:23:17	16

	Her chances of survival were necks to nothing. 26/08/14 11:06:47	2 15
With all due respect to anon, I prefer it as it is. --Doh Nutter
	The fart jokes abruptly stopped when realisation set in that John had actually been dead for several hours. 12/11/14 12:44:33	14

	Un-Dress Rehearsal 12/07/14 19:04:14	14

	lol This wasn't what he expected when he ordered the side order of naan. 03/09/14 14:36:06	13

	After his attacker was taken to court, it was clear that she had no case. 16/07/14 7:32:55	13

	Dragnet. 23/10/14 11:00:43	13

	For Sale: Mobile with one previous owner, crack across screen. 16/07/17 19:01:09	12

	Vandal-eyes 14/07/17 11:06:07	12

	"And this a photo of me and my ex, Ray." 19/11/14 13:06:06	12

	She was developing a smoker's coif. 23/10/14 11:00:12	12

	"It's amazing. Her breath seems to follow you around the room." 12/10/14 7:01:36	12

	"Ewe shall not pass!" 08/10/14 21:30:12	12

	"Psst! Who invited the pig? I thought we were Jewish?" 08/09/14 7:01:04	12

	As a dedicated art student, Adam spent most of his time in collage. 22/07/14 11:06:35	12

	As the two younger men walked away, they could scarcely believe they had just been mugged and stripped by an old man and his grandson. 20/07/14 7:02:55	12

	Alan felt quite dashing in his new suit. 23/11/14 21:28:38	11

	"It's no use, Hector, no matter how many chin-ups I do, I just can't seem to beef up." 04/11/14 12:00:55	11

	"Let her R.I.P.!" 11/09/14 7:02:43	11

	"Chris, Chris. There he is, he's been copying captions." (Nod to 21:10 ;)) 04/09/14 23:04:54	9 10
many times we can have the same joke written in completely different ways, where as with these its exactly the same words but a different gag. 1 is about pointing someone out with a capton me theme the other is about copying whilst doing a blatant... --Chris Brooks
	Jeff's first child was delivered by sea section. 14/02/15 12:53:54	9

	Chung was described in his dating profile as having a keen interest in water sports and a distinguishing sense of fashion. 15/11/14 9:43:52	9

	Fountain of Youths 16/10/14 11:00:30	9

	Neighbearhood Watch 09/10/14 7:00:23	9

	Bird of Spray 28/09/14 19:02:17	9

	lol "Excuse me sir, do you have any idea what speed you were doing back there?" 26/09/14 23:11:29	9

	Former Jimmy Saville impersonator opts for something that kids might find a little less scary. 23/09/14 11:00:45	9

	The Brighton Bomber 08/08/14 21:51:38	9

	"It's not the size of the portion, but what you do with it that counts." 08/08/14 10:17:56	9

	Critics said that Ms. Perry was running thin on material these days. 09/07/14 12:12:46	9

	In medieval times, it was custom to have one's enemies' faces carved into the toilet facilities thereby submitting them to the utmost humiliation while simultaneously having them kiss one's arse. 09/07/14 7:18:47	9

	creative Despite the stricter controls, Area 51 was still proving a popular destination for Martian stag dos. 26/02/15 20:24:37	8

	"I didn't like it at first, but it's growing on me." 29/10/14 1:45:41	8

	"We're gonna need another coat..." 23/10/14 19:07:44	2 8

	"Be careful, here come a pair of bent coppers." 17/10/14 21:53:57	8

	"I'm sorry, gentlemen, but it appears that the company has gone into administration and, frankly, we're all bust." 20/09/14 7:47:37	8

	Much 'Airdo About Nothing 15/09/14 11:00:28	8

	By the third day of the French Garlic and Cheese festival, desperate measures were needed. 03/09/14 21:57:59	8

	"The lengths some people go to to get better wifi reception..." 03/09/14 11:24:47	8

	When Adam promised that he would turn over a new leaf, Eve hadn't known that he'd meant a change of underwear. 23/07/14 11:12:58	8

	Dave had gone into January's Ikea bedding sale with all the naivety of the average, sane, twenty-something year old man. He was lucky to come out alive. 16/07/14 7:07:17	8

	"I know you're my twin sister and everything, but I do wish you weren't so negative." 11/11/14 12:21:04	7

	"I don't know about you, but I'm bloody Frisian out here." "I'm fine, I remembered to bring a Jersey with me." 30/10/14 11:01:03	7

	"He might look friendly, but those are souvenirs from every tourist he's stabbed." 25/10/14 11:05:40	7

	Peace and Goodwill to all Mankini 23/10/14 8:30:32	7

	After weeks of painstaking skull and facial reconstruction, Time Team's new modeller admits to doing a little L.S.D. to take the edge off. 16/10/14 9:29:33	7

	One day, Colin pumped up the air pressure in his tyres a little too far. 10/10/14 10:27:10	7

	Parts of the U.S.A. have become extremely polarised. 06/10/14 9:42:38	7

	"Oh no, not mower rain!" 09/09/14 11:00:17	7

	A scene from the Moo Testament. 08/09/14 7:14:18	7

	"Should have taken the Escher-later." 07/09/14 7:06:27	7

	Just another New Cage religion? 31/08/14 18:35:02	7

	Fatima wasn't even Islamic, she just had really bad halitosis. 12/08/14 8:18:07	1 7
Don't breathe a word...................... --Mike Dee
	Halfway through, Brian realised that he was totally screwed. 09/08/14 19:00:30	7

	Help! Damson in Distress! 24/07/14 14:25:44	7

	"I'm not convinced this product exists. It's only 20% proof." 11/10/14 21:28:29	6

	"Next time this E.T. fucker comes back, I'm getting footage." 24/09/14 11:00:43	6

	With so many cat photos, some are considering renaming the website caption.meow 23/09/14 0:33:11	6

	"Now that's what I call Park and Ride." 21/09/14 11:00:22	6

	Genghis Can 13/09/14 19:42:55	6

	White Trailer Slash 11/09/14 21:16:46	6

	For better or for Worz-el Gummidge. 08/09/14 23:26:30	6

	Wreck'n'balls 06/09/14 7:00:30	6

	She's clearly fed up waiting. 04/09/14 11:04:34	6

	The council's newly installed paedo-trap sees another pervert behind bars. 09/08/14 19:06:22	6

	Scarap Beetle 07/08/14 11:15:39	6

	He was the local bone barrow donor. 29/07/14 9:32:49	6

	After waking up one morning, he briefly remembered his girlfriend had given him an ultimatum about leaving his stuff all over the floor. 22/07/14 11:10:28	6

	Womb Raider II: The Cradle of Life 15/07/14 1:04:54	6

	"I'm sick of the lies, Steve, don't you know I can see straight through you?" 14/07/17 9:21:51	6

	The motivations for this compliment are entirely transparent. 09/07/17 20:28:24	6

	Tracey Emin hard at work on canvas. 26/02/15 12:38:41	6

	"Please do not put hands inside bear traps." 26/11/14 11:58:11	6

	"I'd wear my Donkey Kong ones, but they're full of ladders." 25/10/14 20:57:09	6

	Top-storey writing with a big name, what more could you want? (Nod to 08:12:05) 16/07/17 7:12:29	1 5

	The kid might not be the best graffiti artist in the neighbourhood, but he managed to draw a few eyes nonetheless 14/07/17 11:23:38	5

	"We ought to have been more suspicious of the Ryanair river cruise." 13/07/17 20:36:10	5

	When I heard she had legs all the way up to her chin, I thought they were exaggerating. 01/07/17 11:06:24	5

	Denise was beginning to have doubts about hiring a Personal Sherpa. 14/11/14 22:46:13	5

	"How much did that dog pee on the widow?" 29/10/14 13:25:43	5

	WAG and Bone Cart 22/10/14 23:15:19	5

	The streets were suddenly a lot quieter after the traffic cops started using real bullets in their speed guns. 14/10/14 23:20:49	5

	"Trust me, feathers will fry." 13/10/14 23:28:49	5

	Residents had started to complain that the street lamps were a bit faint. 11/10/14 11:05:16	5

	"Psst, don't tell them that it's me voting for all the dog pics." "Lol!" 09/10/14 20:29:21	5

	Sleep and Sour Chicken 02/10/14 11:16:28	5

	With his snazzy new umbrella and cane, he'd never been a sherpa dresser. 26/09/14 22:35:24	5

	Despite their movie success, Lady and the Tramp are still refused entry to fine dining establishments. 22/09/14 11:26:28	5

	creative It was a little strange, but Jan's neighbours eventually got used to living next door to a taxidermist. 17/09/14 8:31:45	1 5

	The school's Orwellian attitude to teaching was often criticised. 24/08/14 21:53:14	5

	Not only were they in the same band, but they were also step-brothers. 21/08/14 11:05:28	1 5
Of course, A band of brothers. --Leroy Brown
	Their new uniforms were a bit See-Thru-PO. 03/08/14 19:05:21	5

	"I just let the kids have free range of the garden." 03/08/14 18:04:35	5