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Captions	10	728	1217	#107
Photos		3	18	#18
Comments	3	302	165	#45

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Captions	606	#148
Photos	13	#113
Comments	9	#85

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	If lapdogs sit on your lap, do pussycats sit on your pussy? Dead right, they do. Till the end of time. (Well, Tiddles will, anyway) 17/01/23 12:00:17, edited: 19/01/23 10:59:23	2 2

	"128 lanterns? Bloody hell, bishop"... "Have you been counting them, my son?"... "Yes. Religiously"... 13/01/23 20:00:25	2

	BATTERED AND BRUISED... -------------- o -------------- "My God, it's unattractive, It really CANNOT stay"... So they picked it up together And threw the cat away. -------------- o -------------- AND A LITTLE BEMUSED. 10/01/23 12:20:21	2

	"Black Lives Matter," say the RSPCA. 07/01/23 12:00:16	2

	Jesus Christ, Linda! When mummy said "you need to put a coat on first", she meant on YOU, not the bloody car! 04/01/23 8:00:14, edited: 04/01/23 10:02:53	2

	Look at the arse on that! The KIM KARdashian of the motoring world. 02/01/23 8:00:17	2

	A young Ian Paisley finds his true vocation. Shouting. 01/01/23 12:00:17	2

	One Man & His (Speaking) Dog... ----------- o ----------- "If this is the fountain, Then where is the pen?... (The one with the sheep in - Can we herd them again?)"... ----------- o ----------- It's your day off, Shep, for f*ck's sake... 27/12/22 12:01:13	2

	Canine minus one = 8 ------------- o ------------- They had to be dogged To get to the top (As their humans, alas, couldn't make it.) "So who took the photo, You foolish 'anon', Or did they all somehow just fake it?"... ------------- o ------------- Aha! A tasty bone...of contention. 24/12/22 8:00:47, edited: 18/01/23 19:20:29	2

	Some dealerships are best avoided if you don't want to be sold a pup... 21/12/22 8:00:19	2

	"Is there anything on the box tonight, luv?" - "No, not a thing"... 19/12/22 20:00:18	2

	Twin Geeks... -------------- o -------------- That's Harry Hill, when still a Hillock - (Who then grew up to be a pillock) -------------- o -------------- The other kid I think's his twin... (That's sad, of course, but not a sin) -------------- o -------------- 17/12/22 12:00:22	1 2

	The polar opposite of 'having a great time'?... 16/12/22 20:00:19	2

	Little Mix, the 2062 Farewell Tour: 'Still Crazy After All These Years'. Tickets from 75p. Meet & Greet 25p. 14/12/22 8:00:19, edited: 14/12/22 11:17:47	2

	Pushing a Pullman - so much easier than pulling a Pushman... 13/12/22 12:02:36	2

	HUBBLE, BUBBLE, TOIL & TROUBLE... -------------- o -------------- At the tenth time of asking We created these 'specs' - (A fortuitous blow job, And I'm not talking sex) -------------- o -------------- 'TWAS BLOODY HARD TO LAND THIS DOUBLE!!! 10/12/22 20:02:26	2

	UNI-CYCLE (Though I'm not sure WHICH uni) ------------- o ------------- "I'm missing a wheel, But it's not a big deal As it happens on campus WHENEVER they clamp us"... ------------- o ------------- 07/12/22 8:00:28	2

	"Are you Honour Blackman?" I asked the lizard. "No," replied the lizard, "I'm on a white woman"... 05/12/22 12:00:38	1 2

	A Floor in the Law... --------- o --------- "It's a funny old feeling Being stuck on the ceiling, How I stay here I'm really not sure. Gravitational pull? It's a load of old bull, Or perhaps there's a flaw in the law?"... --------- o --------- 03/12/22 8:07:57	2

	Mr Lu, to the Western world. 01/12/22 8:07:37, edited: 01/12/22 8:14:33	2

	In loo of talent... --------- o --------- Little Jack Horner Shat in a corner And waved to the front of the crowd... (But for those with no sight It was still a great night For his farts were impressively loud) --------- o --------- 30/11/22 18:55:10, edited: 30/11/22 18:56:15	2

	No, James wasn't suffering from hemorrhoids, exactly. Just the one pile, and it was driving him crazy... 27/11/22 14:17:48	2

	Thanks for coming. 20/11/22 10:50:52	2

	- High Street Towcester - (It would make a grate powcester) 03/11/22 12:00:13, edited: 03/11/22 17:49:30	2

	Cone 'n' the Barbarian. Without the Barbarian. 01/11/22 12:01:16	2

	Pretty strange sort of head's calf. 30/10/22 8:06:53	2

	It runs to about 3 pages - then walks the rest of the way... ------------- o ------------- The kid's rather skinny, The author's called Kinney And the POTATO looks just like a Jedward... If the lad's to grow bigger And become a fine figure Let's hope it's a tasty KING EDWARD! ------------- o ------------- 27/10/22 7:01:00	2

	"Penny-farthing for your thoughts, Dave?" asked the Raleigh spooksperson. "Yeah, looks great - but it CAN'T HOLD A LIGHT to the boneshakers of old." 26/10/22 7:00:31	2

	The Lizard of Oz & A Fly That Was... ------------ o ------------ "If I don a disguise I can con all the flies... What a clever little lizard I am!" A fly then alighted - Our lizard's delighted... And quick as a flash it was....WHAM! ------------ o ------------ ...... RIP, little fly ...... 25/10/22 11:00:20	2

	Sticking to the truth's quite a problem though, eh, Tesco?... 24/10/22 7:18:07, edited: 24/10/22 7:23:17	2

	Troubled Bridge Over Waters... ----------- o ----------- "Hey, diddle diddle We'll meet in the middle And have us a nice cup of tea"... (But when ends didn't meet, They admitted defeat And threw themselves into the...ocean) ----------- o ----------- Bugger! I was hoping it was the sea... 22/10/22 11:00:39	2

	As Camp As Clary (No offence, Julian) --------- o --------- Four in a tent? Well, it looks jolly cosy... As Tom fancies Brent, Will Jane seduce Rosie? --------- o --------- ♪...and on that note - or maybe these ♪♪ ? 18/10/22 19:00:22, edited: 18/10/22 19:01:50	2

	Spot The Join... ------------ o ------------ It's quite hard to tell, With these dearest of friends, Just WHERE one begins And the other one ends... ------------ o ------------ 17/10/22 11:00:26	2

	Love Is... ------------ o ------------ It looks like it's curtains For the vertical blinds... But one thing that's certain's: Their mum never minds. ------------ o ------------ 16/10/22 19:00:15, edited: 17/10/22 1:39:35	2

	Westminster... ------------- o ------------ I goes to the Commons And what do I sees? A load of old dummies Disguised as MPs... ------------- o ------------ I wonder what wood the Cabinet's made out of?... 16/10/22 11:00:36	2

	Jesus! I'm not sure I can face wading through another long list of bleedin' obvious puns, Chris. No offence. "Nun taken" AAARRRGGHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 06/10/22 19:00:14	2

	"Did you see the funny way they spelt 'horrorscope' in the paper this morning, honey? Weird."... 06/10/22 7:01:00	2

	'AAP' (by an OAP) ---------------- I've heard of Guns N' Roses, But not of Guns N' Cats, So all I can suppose is: It's the work of stupid tw......isted people. 05/10/22 7:03:21	2

	"BANG!"........Auf Wiedersehen, Pet. (It should have come with a trigger warning) 05/10/22 7:00:36	2

	One eye open, One eye closed, Squeeze it out And there she flows!... 04/10/22 11:00:51	2

	Inspired by the highly successful STEERING CLEAR OF TANKAS The dreaded Japanese 31-syllable verse form. 03/10/22 7:00:43, edited: 03/10/22 7:36:20	2

	I LOVE MY KIDS! These aren't my kids. 02/10/22 11:01:16	2

	No wonder it crash-landed. The pilot light went out and he couldn't see a bloody thing... 02/10/22 9:47:56, edited: 02/10/22 17:35:30	2

	...and the drinks were served in shot glasses. Guess who it was who shot 'em... 01/10/22 19:00:14	2

	"They look a little drawn, Dave" - "Well, they would be. It's the stress of all that traffic"... 29/09/22 19:39:33	2

	"Hey, come back, Banksy! You've forgotten to draw the curtains!" 29/09/22 19:00:23, edited: 29/09/22 19:18:40	2

	Two fine pedigrees happy to relax in their unpolluted gene pool... 29/09/22 7:10:33, edited: 29/09/22 7:20:34	2

	Norton AntiVirus? Graham's humour's not THAT infectious, is it? 25/09/22 19:00:15	2

	It's the new B&B: full-board, half-board and outboard! 24/09/22 11:04:32, edited: 24/09/22 14:00:39	2

	Is Uncle Tom angry? Aye, he's got a cob on again... 23/09/22 19:04:31, edited: 23/09/22 22:39:32	2

	Flora and faun...icating later, perhaps? 19/09/22 11:01:41	2

	Wreathed in smiles. 19/09/22 11:00:54	2

	I've half a mind to try this myself. "Half a mind should be more than enough, by the look of it". 18/09/22 19:09:07, edited: 18/09/22 19:26:12	2

	It's good to let your hair down, but hey, not THAT far down! 14/09/22 19:03:36, edited: 14/09/22 19:12:24	2

	They call me a Tilia Platyphyllus. Bit of a mouthful, I'm afraid. 13/09/22 11:06:54	2

	Guy Forks has got a lot on his plate these days... 08/09/22 7:59:15	2

last comments (total: 39)

Who gave you this photo??

Mr Dome

15/01/23
11:31am

comment on caption:
Mr Dome, we meet at last...
[vincent hefter]

I found it in Joe Biden's garage.

(caption author)

15/01/23
11:32am

comment on caption:
Mr Dome, we meet at last...
[vincent hefter]

I feel like this would do better without the quote

Cody D

19/01/23
10:28am

comment on caption:
If lapdogs sit on your lap, do pussycats sit on your pussy? Dead right, they do. Till the end of time. (Well, Tiddles will, anyway) [vincent hefter]

"Thank you, Cody D". Or should that be: thank you, Cody D? I shall get rid of the quote marks immediately, seeing as I you are the only one wise/astute/perceptive enough to deem this caption worthy of a vote. And I've added some brackets. (Because that's the sort of man I am.) Cheers...

(caption author)

19/01/23
10:38am

comment on caption:
If lapdogs sit on your lap, do pussycats sit on your pussy? Dead right, they do. Till the end of time. (Well, Tiddles will, anyway) [vincent hefter]

The natural habitat of the Elephant Van?...

Trunk roads. I'm ashamed of myself. (At least this one won't need explaining to John Harrison)

(caption author)

19/01/23
10:34pm

comment on caption:
--------------- ELEPHANT VAN ---------------

(The Elephant Man of the campervan world) [vincent hefter]

Every Night Is Burns Night...
----------------------
My wife constantly
burns our dinner - the veg we
eat is always chard...
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Humorous (?) haiku of 17 rather sillybles...

(caption author)

22/01/23
3:04pm

comment on caption:
Seeing as it's chard, can it count as part of my 5-a-day? [vincent hefter]

If you'd have put the caption, "Every night is burns night" it would have got my vote!

[anon]

22/01/23
3:35pm

comment on caption:
Seeing as it's chard, can it count as part of my 5-a-day? [vincent hefter]

Thank you. But I was obsessed with the word 'chard', an old favourite of mine, even though many people have probably never even heard of the veg, let alone eaten it. I suspected I was on a loser.

(caption author)

22/01/23
3:51pm

comment on caption:
Seeing as it's chard, can it count as part of my 5-a-day? [vincent hefter]

Bah! We think alike! I didn’t copy your Hannibal theme. I’m just not fastest finger first! 😉

[anon]

23/01/23
10:10am