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Comments	18							136	238	#36
Forum Posts								7
Suggested Edits	2

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	It's a trunk road 31/05/18 7:00:08	4

	I've never really considered taking up sheep shearing, however... 23/05/18 19:05:50	4

	'Unexpected item in the bagging area' 20/05/18 10:20:36	4

	Darling, we need to change her nappy, I think she's laid one. 05/05/18 11:05:00	4

	I totally recommend them, we've saved a small fortune in babysitting. 05/05/18 8:25:21	4

	I'm having lunch outside today, aroundabout 1.30. 03/05/18 7:07:56	4

	Sadly, only little Sally noticed the falling plant pot that killed her Daddy a moment later. 24/04/18 8:26:57	4

	All her kids are now thrown up. 23/04/18 19:01:42	4

	Clearly in need of stabilisers 18/04/18 8:12:29	4

	When asked where he was from he simply muttered "balcony"¦"¦" 09/04/18 11:02:40	1 4

	They're clearly not keen on Billy 06/04/18 7:02:53	1 4
Or his brother Bone --Mr Dome
	Everywhere I went it was there"¦..almost like I was being storked 29/03/18 12:46:52	4

	Hard Rock Cathy 27/03/18 11:32:33	4

	For their farewell tour Boyzone consider a name change"¦. 22/03/18 9:35:58	1 4
Hope they make some new tracks.. --stone face
	Brace yourself Rodney..it's a bloody free kick 12/03/18 20:15:56	4

	NEWS FLASH! Treesa may have a point... 27/02/18 20:43:15	4

	After 6 hours the assembly of Tom's new climbing frame had not gone well 16/02/18 20:38:08	4

	You know I am a great fan of your swingers parties but there's no way I'm going to shag the owner of that! Are there any other keys left in the bowl? 15/02/18 13:11:12	4

	Thanks for the loan test drive dear boy, the wife wasn't sure on the colour.. 15/02/18 12:16:30	4

	Served with tartar sauce 08/02/18 20:23:05	4

	This could be armfull 05/02/18 8:15:56	4

	Heavyweight of the world takes on the featherweights 01/02/18 20:11:30	4

	Some bird showing off her pussy 29/01/18 12:21:40	4

	Sadly for the groom, last night she just happened to mention to the best man how she loves a man in uniform... 25/01/18 13:51:25	4

	This guy clearly has a big issue 20/01/18 21:10:29	4

	Mike spent hours pretending to be a curtain, he really needs to pull himself together.. 13/01/18 20:02:55	4

	To reduce overcrowding in our prisons some offenders are now just banned from using mobile phones. 09/01/18 21:16:22	4

	Rooftop pro chest 27/12/17 9:09:28	4

	Sage Coach 25/12/17 20:09:58	4

	She obviously had her wires flossed 25/12/17 15:55:15	4

	When people lie about their true age internet dating can go horribly wrong... 19/12/17 13:32:17	4

	It was to be his last Christmas. Sadly dad left the cellar hatch open. 17/12/17 15:11:37	4

	Johnnie could not wait for him to be a Walker 14/12/17 20:41:15	4

	While watching the nativity play I couldn't help but feel the head had lost her true vocation.. 13/12/17 8:06:51	4

	I put sky on pause...now I can't find the bloody remote! 12/12/17 8:11:08	4

	Now when we say "˜We buy any car' I'm afraid this one may be an exception"¦.. 08/12/17 12:15:20	4

	Harry was pissed off he had no signal as Frank still had 2 bars on his mobile cone. 20/11/17 8:19:17	4

	Initially I wondered what all the fuss was about, then I noticed they were about to drive across the world! 19/11/17 16:53:01	4

	Dip Stick 09/11/17 23:04:43	4

	It's a trailer for a new arts and crafts tv show.. 30/10/17 8:07:54	4

	From the moment I walked in it became immediately apparent the bloody mother in law was visiting again... 29/10/17 10:13:07	4

	Her tits seemed to be clogged up.. 28/10/17 19:30:47	4

	Fly fishing 02/11/24 20:04:28	3

	I asked for a member of staff to look after the little one. 07/10/24 11:01:14	3

	"THAT WAS GOING TO BE MY CAPTION!!" 01/10/24 11:02:52	3

	A cut above the vest. 27/09/24 11:02:05	3

	♪ Tell me what you want, what you reelly reelly want ♪ 19/09/24 19:46:50	3

	Early indications show inmates released early today are settling in well back at home. 10/09/24 12:28:17	3

	This will go down well. 31/08/24 19:06:51	3

	Give him 57 varieties. 27/08/24 19:35:28, edited: 27/08/24 21:35:50, suggested edits	3

	creative What followed was most unfortunate for Mr and Mrs Woods. 19/08/24 19:31:28	3

	"Dave, when you asked Alex if he was available for overtime did you suggest how long for?" 14/08/24 11:05:25	3

	"Have you had any break ins?" - "Yeah, allsorts" 14/08/24 7:11:28	3

	“Yes Sir, I am aware it’s only August and it may be premature, however with respect, you’re asking for a scotch and it’s 9.30 in the morning” 13/08/24 11:09:14, edited: 13/08/24 11:10:03	3

	Dave was always keen on being well built 20/06/24 11:06:07	3

	When the commute starts to dragon…. 07/06/24 11:04:29	3

	Janet didn't go into work today, she was feeling horse. 04/06/24 11:01:23	3

	Clearly hoping to get his Legover 05/05/24 11:02:05	3

	For those who live in high rise apartments missing a walk in the garden. Flat Flops. 23/03/24 20:14:22	3

	Early versions of Michael McIntyre's game show didn't go well. 08/03/24 20:11:52	3

	Would you look at that love, it looks like all the bloody sunbeds are taken again! 06/03/24 12:10:00	3

	"I go to all this trouble and you seriously can't think of another cat caption???" 06/03/24 8:04:29	3

	Power to the Pupil! 18/02/24 20:16:45	3

	That's ironic, without an income she'll be screwed. 13/01/24 13:54:07	3

	“Darling, when we get back to the villa will you carry me up the stairs and make mad passionate love to me?” - “Sorry love, I’ll only manage one or the other” 11/01/24 13:37:23	3

	Home on the Range, Rover. 05/01/24 10:39:08	1 3

	He failed to comment on his son being connected to Epstein, however it did seem to strike a chord. 04/01/24 11:25:58	3

	“Dave, I seriously don’t think you’re taking this bank raid seriously…..” 27/09/23 11:09:26	3

	Dave nearly lost his entire beard, that was a close shave. 09/09/23 11:33:48	3

	The open and shut case against Mr Beaver. 02/09/23 11:42:19	3

	You know we’re going through hard times when Oxfam take extreme measures to stop shoplifting. 22/08/23 10:10:11	3

	"Are you sure your ex wife didn't hold any grudges??" 12/08/23 21:43:35	3

	She always wanted to be an impressionist. 12/08/23 11:41:34	3

	"Weight! They think it's all over, it is now!" 31/07/23 21:34:53	3

	♪ Happy Birthday To Loo..♪ 04/07/23 19:01:41, edited: 04/07/23 19:26:13	3

	Dave had a rough night, he came in at twenty to one. 11/06/23 19:16:38	3

	"Oh darling, look at this old photo of us drinking from the fountain of youth" - "I think we need to get you back there love" 08/06/23 8:09:39	3

	I can't believe it's not better! 05/06/23 19:00:45	3

	Sometimes, coming up with a decent caption absorbs you to the point of being oblivious. 31/05/23 11:01:17	3

	Raining Champion 31/05/23 11:00:32	3

	I’ve just realised I’ve been wearing my hoody the wrong was round for 20 odd years! 30/05/23 11:18:48	3

	Simon was disappointed by the poor response from his online dating profile picture. 24/04/23 11:02:17	3

	Don't let them worry you, they're just piss heads. 19/04/23 19:30:10	3

	"Heel Hitler!" 16/04/23 11:00:12	3

	“Dave, I like your attention to detail however it needs skinning before it goes in the oven” 13/04/23 11:16:22	3

	"Why is he dressed up?" - "He's off to a fancy dress party" "What as?" - "A lizard" 13/04/23 7:23:11	3

	Rabtile. 13/04/23 7:00:21	3

	Photos coming through show Biden's medical support team have arrived in Northern Ireland. 11/04/23 21:45:03	3

	“So what exactly is starters orders?” - “We’ve just had it, let’s have another” 06/04/23 9:09:06	3

	Sue took Dave out last night...one punch. 02/04/23 11:20:22	3

	And so they became known as cross roads. 25/03/23 12:09:08	3

	Who's bloody stupid idea was that??? A duel carriageway without any crash barriers!!??? 23/03/23 9:44:39	3

	In today's budget Jeremy Hunt commits to reducing the cost of a full tank of fuel to keep us all on the go. 15/03/23 20:02:33, edited: 15/03/23 21:32:02	3

	"Did you see David Attenborough has a new documentary series?" - "Yes, I saw the trailer" 11/03/23 20:01:13	3

	Dave's in the market for a new T Shirt, to read IF YOU SEE JAN TELL HER I'M IN THE PUB. 11/03/23 11:26:51	3

	The NHS up their game with immediate results for anal tests. 20/02/23 21:11:56, edited: 20/02/23 22:48:30	3

	"Hang on Dave, there's someone at the door, I'll be right back" - "NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!........." 10/02/23 20:00:10, edited: 10/02/23 22:56:35	3

	Boris suggests talks with Nicola Sturgion went extremely well. 02/02/23 21:45:43	1 3

	I went for the more presents option and all I ended up with was a couple of Greatest Hits CD's. 3 Degrees, 4 Tops. 15/12/22 21:40:17, edited: 15/12/22 22:02:09	3

	"It gets worse Dave, I feel one of my epileptic fits coming on..." 28/11/22 8:10:23	3