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Comments	14	3	3	#4				1027	1503	#5
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Suggested Edits	6							13	22	#5

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	Watership Drown 01/11/24 20:04:15	2

	Pie-eyed and Legless 29/10/24 12:20:26	2

	"And tonight on 'Where Are They Now?' we catch up with '60s stars Hammy and Roderick." 27/10/24 20:22:37	2

	"Are you a man or a mouse?" 22/10/24 11:01:08	2

	"FFS Jeremy!" 21/10/24 19:02:29	2

	Dyson with Dell 20/10/24 7:21:43	2

	Pair Noel 18/10/24 11:02:33	2

	The height of stupidity 11/10/24 11:01:03	2

	Scaredy cat 30/09/24 11:11:51	2

	Sponsored by Fairy Liquid 26/09/24 19:37:51	2

	Purr tree 23/09/24 11:36:47	2

	What a douchebag! 21/09/24 19:08:38	2

	"Same again, pet?" "Wey aye, another Newcastle Brown Ale please." 11/09/24 19:33:47, edited: 11/09/24 19:45:54	2

	The Ale of Benjamin Bunny 11/09/24 19:15:17	2

	On a window and a prayer 10/09/24 11:12:13	2

	A family with specs appeal. 08/09/24 7:14:07	2

	Dry humour 07/09/24 19:02:20	2

	🎵 Marlene on the Wall 06/09/24 11:02:32	2

	CAUTION Unwrapping Yorkie bars when driving can be dangerous. 28/08/24 7:17:09	2

	🎵 You're so Veiny 25/08/24 19:12:22	2

	The Cats in the Hats 25/08/24 11:09:03	2

	Just when you thought it was safe to come out of the water. 21/08/24 19:05:17	2

	The Last of the Moghicans 21/08/24 14:01:31	2

	"Why did Nicky Clarke have to adopt ME?" 21/08/24 11:22:11	2

	"He's bearhind you!" 19/08/24 19:00:48, suggested edits	1 2

	Creature comforts 15/08/24 7:05:54	2

	A stitch in time saves nine lives. 11/08/24 11:03:31	2

	All the fun of the fayre 29/07/24 11:07:17, edited: 29/07/24 11:34:50	1 2

	Looks like her number's up. 09/07/24 11:16:22	2

	Samantha never could hold a tune. 07/07/24 11:27:57	2

	Christmas shocking 23/06/24 19:48:55	2

	Eric Beardon and the Animals 05/06/24 11:19:03	2

	Au de toilette 04/06/24 19:14:38	2

	Holy wedloch 03/06/24 11:41:25	2

	Random House 26/05/24 19:25:17	1 2

	"What do you think of the captions so far?" 17/05/24 11:04:28	5 2
If you've voted for it, anon, you're not exactly anon any more! --Molly R
	Demi John 12/05/24 19:10:32	2

	Mon petit chou 11/05/24 11:10:32	2

	Dave liked to sing while he worked. He was never off key. 11/05/24 7:50:30	2

	"If you think I look sexy in my cape you should see me in my pyjamas!" 09/05/24 11:40:03	2

	Digital Photography in Ten Easy Steps 02/05/24 19:21:27	2

	🎵 Cling of the Road 28/04/24 19:28:28	2

	"How coo coo cool am I?" 24/04/24 19:17:01	2

	Jemima Puddle Dove 24/04/24 19:05:28	2

	Food of the Godz 16/04/24 19:11:31	2

	When you've got the brawn but not the brain. 26/03/24 12:18:22, edited: 26/03/24 12:18:54	2

	Bubbliotheque 26/03/24 7:02:55	2

	Hotel isn't quite finished, and the pool is a bit small, but on the plus side, the weather is great. See you Tuesday. Dave 21/03/24 12:19:17, edited: 21/03/24 12:20:47	2

	Bricks and water 21/03/24 12:04:12	2

	"I see Dave's on OnlyFans again!" 06/03/24 12:59:26	2

	"I don't believe it, Margaret. You go to Majorca for a couple of weeks and when you come back there's a squatter living in your house!" 01/03/24 20:33:34	2

	"And after all we did for the BBC!" sighed Great Uncle Bulgaria. 28/02/24 20:36:26	2

	"Don't breathe a word to Lily about this," pleaded Herman. "She'll kill me with one bite if she finds out." 21/02/24 20:28:17	2

	♫ Eye got the Power 18/02/24 20:18:44	2

	Cheese bed spread 15/02/24 12:00:52	2

	I always get a stitch after eating one of these. 04/02/24 20:06:41	2

	"They just emerged from out of the Bloo." 27/01/24 12:35:27	2

	"I'm sorry, you're baaaaed." 22/01/24 20:07:50	2

	Charlton Antletic 17/01/24 20:01:20	2

	"Don't be such a cry-baby Kevin. You're such a beta-carotene male!" 12/01/24 12:40:22	2

	"Correct me if I'm wrong, Angela, but I'm sure I remember you saying you didn't eat anything with a face." 12/01/24 12:22:24	2

	"So Edvard Munch had a needle phobia? Now I understand 'The Scream'" 10/12/23 12:30:47	2

	The Invisible Van 04/12/23 20:08:04	2

	"B.O." 02/12/23 20:44:33	2

	When you get a Chewbacca toy for Christmas and all your friends want to play with him. 27/11/23 8:58:06	2

	Neil's on wheels. 25/11/23 20:45:41	2

	Spocky Four Legs 18/11/23 20:07:00	2

	♫ Pearl's a clinger 09/11/23 20:08:33	2

	Ooh la la! 06/11/23 20:03:39	2

	Squaredy cat 05/11/23 12:02:23	2

	Cattle gridlock 28/10/23 11:02:13	2

	Cereal thriller 26/10/23 19:03:57	2

	Something for the fellers 17/10/23 19:43:09	2

	Fire in the hole 14/10/23 11:47:09	2

	"Okay, Eugene. Say cheese." "Bugger off!" 06/10/23 19:40:00	2

	Onesie £59.99 from Moss Bros. 01/10/23 16:18:27	2

	Digital watches, digital cameras, digital TVs. Whatever will they think of next? Oh ... 30/09/23 20:43:27	2

	It's DLTea 30/09/23 19:16:43	2

	The fattest thing on two wheels 20/09/23 11:40:39	2

	"Yeah, it's because you ordered the asparagus soup, mate." 18/09/23 11:29:24	2

	Jeepers creepers! 14/09/23 12:50:41	2

	"Mum, I know you're really cool and progressive, but this xenogender stuff isn't for me. You know what they call me down at the pond? The Ugly Duckling! I just want to be a boy again." 13/09/23 11:47:38	2

	Mellow Birds will make you smile. 22/08/23 19:01:41	2

	Special Delivery 17/08/23 19:26:23	2

	Coat couture 15/08/23 11:09:20	2

	The Mitsubishi Colt 13/08/23 19:18:29	2

	"Hi Jill. How's Jack?" "To be honest he hasn't been quite the same since he fell down and broke his crown. I don't think patching his nob with vinegar and brown paper really did the trick." 12/08/23 7:58:12, edited: 12/08/23 8:19:55	2

	Looks like it's been Tangoed. 07/08/23 11:21:43	2

	"The main course left a lot to be desired, but the Arctic Roll was delicious." 06/08/23 11:57:42	2

	Heels on wheels 05/08/23 11:00:47	2

	Sweet and sourpuss 01/08/23 17:02:21	1 2

	Dying for a tan 30/07/23 11:03:59	2

	Flexwell House 28/07/23 19:29:09	2

	"You know I can't stand ABBA, Denise." 23/07/23 19:38:05	2

	I knew Doc Marten was on the spectrum. 05/08/22 20:04:10	2

	Duck and drive 04/08/22 19:00:13	2

	"YouTube?" "I'll get my laptop." 13/07/22 11:42:57	2

	Feline groovy 02/07/22 7:40:58	2

	♫ I Can Fart a Rainbow 30/06/22 11:13:07	2

	♬ It's a Rat Trap ... 25/06/22 11:03:50	1 2

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last comments (total: 237)

"Better get some Punicillin."

[anon]

22/07/24
10:46pm

comment on caption:
The whole family has gone down with tinselitis. [Karyn Harrison]

Nod to 12:07:25

(caption author)

29/07/24
11:34am

comment on caption:
All the fun of the fayre [Karyn Harrison]

Tina found her new boots, Riveting.

[anon]

03/08/24
11:54pm

comment on caption:
Jeanius idea [Karyn Harrison]

CroChat.

[anon]

11/08/24
12:12pm

comment on caption:
Knitty cat [Karyn Harrison]

Thanks for your suggestion, Steve, but as my caption has a vote and the 'bear behind' pun has been used by someone else now, I think I'll leave it as it is.

(caption author)

19/08/24
7:45pm

comment on caption:
"He's bearhind you!" [Karyn Harrison]

Poor old Lucifer Sam.