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Comments	14	3	3	#4				1027	1503	#5
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	"Is that a sherbet lemon you're sucking? I'm partial to a sherbet lemon!" 23/06/22 19:06:31	2

	Cool Head Luke 22/06/22 2:03:47	2

	What an oeuful nest! 16/06/22 19:23:58	2

	"Quack." "Quack." 27/05/22 19:59:26	2

	"There's a girl in my poop!" 23/05/22 19:17:34	2

	Sleeping on the job. 19/05/22 19:07:44	2

	"Hands off my foot schlong!" 10/05/22 19:00:32	2

	The Garden of Edam 10/05/22 10:32:41	2

	"This restroom is so inclusive. I see ladies, gents, rabbits ..." "... and I see an incompetent idiot!" 08/05/22 19:14:40	2

	creative Spaggy four eyes 07/05/22 19:35:29	2

	Predatory female 07/05/22 7:10:14	2

	Lucky beggar! 04/05/22 19:33:58	2

	Sex under the beech 02/05/22 16:23:53	2

	The F-14 Tomcat 25/04/22 11:14:52	2

	"I belong to Mrs Slowcombe." 18/04/22 11:51:04	2

	" Garçon, il y a un cheveu dans mon escargot. " 18/04/22 11:23:17	2

	Dressed like that, the ladies couldn't keep the wolf from the shore. 15/04/22 19:51:21	2

	"Isaac, what have you done? I'll never get those stains out of that antimacassar!" 09/04/22 19:43:59	2

	"Ooh Dave, I can feel the earth moving." "Hang on, so can I. It must be a stamp..." 07/04/22 19:03:09	1 2
Lol. I did think for a minute there, why's he getting so excited over a postage stamp? :-D --Glyn Evans
	"Undskyld mig, hvilken vej er Danmark?" 02/04/22 19:30:14	2

	Unfortunately, not all Belgians speak English. 23/03/22 20:27:23	2

	"That's what you get for not saving me your last Rolo, you greedy bastard!" 12/03/22 20:01:35	2

	Badly drawn boy 07/03/22 14:56:13	2

	"... and on tonight's Inside the Factory, we discover how Happy Eggs got their name." 03/03/22 12:50:58	2

	Old Yeller was no spring chicken. 28/02/22 17:43:59	1 2

	Sh*tting target 25/02/22 20:03:39	2

	She has a bit of a thing for lickle men. 10/02/22 20:04:38	2

	"Oi! Big Ears!" 01/02/22 12:30:15	2

	"Jasper, grab that mirror. I want to check myself out in this Primark number." 15/01/22 12:52:49	2

	🎵 Love Hurts 11/01/22 19:55:57	2

	Nursery crime 05/01/22 20:16:22	2

	Stagnant water 30/12/21 12:57:07	2

	Brassicas by Choux Avenue 12/12/21 8:51:32	2

	It goes nice with her pill-box hat. 07/12/21 20:02:13	2

	One Man and a Little Lady 05/12/21 12:05:24	2

	clever "Ewww, you could've washed the vernix off his head before the photo shoot Mummy!" 25/11/21 20:10:43	2

	Crack à Jack 18/11/21 12:20:43	1 2

	That's really Bad Manners! 18/11/21 12:01:49	2

	"All this and a Papermate pen as well?" 17/11/21 12:16:27	2

	'All as I said was "Hi-de-hi"!' 26/10/21 10:10:43	2

	creative 'Those DIY skills I acquired in my thirties have come in handy,' thought Benjamin Button. 22/10/21 19:49:12	2

	After that ten-mile walk we were all dead on our feet. 21/10/21 19:17:57	2

	Never piss off Novak Djokovic. 17/10/21 11:58:33	2

	"Please don't say 'Why the long face?' I'm not in the mood." 15/10/21 11:32:44	2

	"Meow!" "Meow!" 13/10/21 19:30:13	2

	Asleep at the meal 08/10/21 11:01:03	2

	"Fancy coming to stay at River Cottage? I can offer you shelter from this abysmal weather and a nice hot soak." "Piss off Hugh Fearnley Whittingstall. I know your game!" 02/10/21 11:25:06	2

	The cat sat on the mattress. 01/10/21 11:33:13	2

	"Why did you have to go and smile at that bloody crocodile?" 26/09/21 12:56:17	2

	Looks like someone's in for a rough ride. 25/09/21 11:21:12	2

	Two minutes later they spotted Filch's cat and Harry was dragged along the road on his back for a mile and a half. 23/09/21 12:04:22	2

	Peter and the Wolf 15/09/21 7:34:23	2

	They didn't call him 'Hurricane Higgins' for nothing. 29/08/21 10:03:51	2

	Joe Wicks Workout: Level 23 28/08/21 19:34:03	2

	"Dad, why does all this bread you're bringing us have a cross on it?" 26/08/21 11:33:45	2

	The truck stops here. 22/08/21 9:40:49	1 2

	The height of stupidity. 22/08/21 7:09:26	2

	"Gran, did you fall asleep in your soup again?" 20/08/21 7:39:34	2

	It's annoying when you can't quite get all the chocolate off the top of your Jaffa Cake. 18/08/21 16:24:20	2

	"Well, what do you expect? I'm a drop scone! Oh, hang on ..." 16/08/21 16:11:38	2

	"You can't catch me. I'm the Ginger... er the jam sponge." 16/08/21 11:19:07	2

	Asked what it feels like to be an old queen, Elton John replies "Well, I'm still standing." 14/08/21 20:01:09	2

	A bear in the hand is worth two in the ... Oops, wrong president. 13/08/21 19:19:53	2

	For the Jonas brothers it was the only way to travel. 08/07/21 11:03:52	2

	"OK guys, the stiff, uncoordinated movements are great, but this time let's have more grunting and moaning." 02/07/21 19:23:07	2

	"Eau nooooooooooo!" 30/06/21 19:17:57	2

	Barry White wished he hadn't eaten that mushroom. 26/06/21 19:49:11	2

	"Bob-a-job?" "Mum, those bear scouts are back." 13/06/21 11:14:10	2

	🎵 The Wind Beneath my Ring Mon 20:20:57	1

	"Power to the people!" 11/11/24 8:55:25	1

	"Time for Naked Attraction." 06/11/24 20:04:04	1

	"I told her to go easy with the vanishing cream." 05/11/24 15:10:14	1

	Clunk click every trip 04/11/24 20:14:44	1

	Back seat diever 04/11/24 20:02:45	1

	Flying tonight 02/11/24 20:05:57	1

	Someone forgot to say 'White Rabbits' this morning. 01/11/24 20:11:49	1

	Toad à la mode 23/10/24 11:07:14	1

	Very chic! 16/10/24 11:02:38	1

	"Daddy was a blank canvas, but now he's a colourful character." 16/10/24 7:21:24	1

	Jersey Royal flush 14/10/24 19:03:01	1

	"I notice they're all young fighting-age males." 14/10/24 7:07:14	1 1

	Birds on the wing 14/10/24 7:00:41	1

	A pidge too far 03/10/24 19:06:59	1

	And if you don't fancy this there's always the Bombe. 01/10/24 19:08:59	1

	"Sorry, we're on the road to Nowhere." 28/09/24 19:01:44	1

	Cate Bush 23/09/24 11:01:39	1

	Scars and stripes 12/09/24 7:10:45	1

	He loves his Buck's Fizz 11/09/24 19:01:16	1

	"And tonight's headline act is ..." 08/09/24 19:27:34	1

	Scottie mogs 25/08/24 11:03:00	1

	"Doctor, I think I'm a purr of curtains." "Pull yourself together!" 24/08/24 19:33:03	1

	🎵 That cat's something I can't explain 21/08/24 11:28:41	1 1
Poor old Lucifer Sam. --Barrie Bullock
	Driving Bell 20/08/24 11:23:38	1

	Trash man 09/08/24 19:08:14	1

	Core blimey! 08/08/24 11:09:08	1

	Apple-utan 08/08/24 11:02:42	1

	"Ciaow" 05/08/24 19:07:17	1

	So that's how the perforations are added. 02/08/24 19:07:10	1

	"Takeaway for Mickey Mouse." 01/08/24 11:03:47	1

	Bust of burden 18/07/24 19:20:37	1

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last comments (total: 237)

"Better get some Punicillin."

[anon]

22/07/24
10:46pm

comment on caption:
The whole family has gone down with tinselitis. [Karyn Harrison]

Nod to 12:07:25

(caption author)

29/07/24
11:34am

comment on caption:
All the fun of the fayre [Karyn Harrison]

Tina found her new boots, Riveting.

[anon]

03/08/24
11:54pm

comment on caption:
Jeanius idea [Karyn Harrison]

CroChat.

[anon]

11/08/24
12:12pm

comment on caption:
Knitty cat [Karyn Harrison]

Thanks for your suggestion, Steve, but as my caption has a vote and the 'bear behind' pun has been used by someone else now, I think I'll leave it as it is.

(caption author)

19/08/24
7:45pm