WTFingham Palace

11/07/24 7:08:58

Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the waiter.

02/07/24 11:19:02

My mammary has really improved.

28/06/24 11:05:54

The Wind in the Wallows

18/06/24 11:04:09, edited: 18/06/24 11:04:52

At the gender reveal party more than one gender was revealed.

17/06/24 7:51:54

Knee&Q

15/06/24 7:38:52

The winner crossed the finish line to the sound of raptorous applause.

11/06/24 2:49:43

Mind the gaps

06/06/24 19:00:56, edited: 06/06/24 19:01:15

creative

Booty and the Beasts

26/05/24 11:51:53

"I play a lot of snooker but really need to give it a rest."

26/05/24 7:46:58

Men Behaving Badly

25/05/24 11:09:22

Catch of the stray

19/05/24 19:08:59

Chilly Chilly Bang Bang

18/05/24 8:06:53

With so many late trains commuters start to get crochety.

10/05/24 11:06:02

"I appreciate the effort you went to with the pinata Dave, but 16 guests just died when the sweets fell out."

05/05/24 7:16:06

Genetically modified chickens can now grow fifty times faster. The government wishes to reassure the public they represent no threat to public safety. Please ignore any reports of farmers going missing... cluck...

30/04/24 19:36:04

"These are the most terrifying daleks ever."

"Why's that Doctor?"

"You have to kill them nine times."

30/04/24 7:26:19

"You can come out now Tom. K9's gone."

30/04/24 7:06:42

Babe magnet

18/04/24 11:07:11

Pourennial

16/04/24 11:04:23

Driving Miss Dizzy

10/04/24 11:01:44

Aikido

08/04/24 11:08:29

lol

"Stop it Kate. Your photos are starting to confuse the children."

21/03/24 9:42:10

"There's the swine that pinched my boots!"

21/03/24 8:14:50

"They sell almost as well as our couch potatoes."

11/03/24 12:20:41

A Ruminant with a View

10/03/24 12:07:23

Beatrix Snotter

03/03/24 20:19:56

C-3POO

29/02/24 20:03:26

Robutt

29/02/24 20:01:26

"I have an oeuf-ul headache."

23/02/24 20:02:06

When it rains it purrs

20/02/24 12:41:05

The Bowl and the Pussycat

20/02/24 12:00:54

"Guys, I know you don't like spiders but..."

16/02/24 8:11:54

Only Fields and Hearses

14/02/24 12:00:40

Salad dressage

13/02/24 20:30:07

Clutch elm disease

11/02/24 20:07:10

Sistirs

10/02/24 12:15:09

"I'm just garnishing my nails."

06/02/24 20:04:11

Gulliver's Trousers

28/01/24 20:00:32

Plucked from thin air

20/01/24 12:04:12

5 min later... "Which bastard turned on the wave machine?"

16/01/24 20:18:12

"Look, no Andes."

14/01/24 8:29:05

🎵 It's draining men 🎵

08/01/24 12:41:15

Shearwood Forest

02/01/24 11:37:50

"Get a loom!"

01/01/24 12:26:51

Dave and Goliath

29/12/23 8:14:53

The Gobby Desert

25/12/23 12:10:06

Ejectile dysfunction

24/12/23 20:00:54

"I am Groof."

13/12/23 12:00:45

Playing with fire

13/12/23 8:43:28

lol

"The bastard stole my heart."

12/12/23 8:53:42

Chain spoking

04/12/23 20:11:55

"This always happens when I drive Miss Daisy."

29/11/23 21:01:43

Bappy hour

28/11/23 20:05:42

The drinks are on me.

28/11/23 20:00:17

"I told you not to try and steal one of Gulliver's chips."

26/11/23 12:08:49

"I don't have a cat in Hell's chance of doing this."

05/11/23 12:33:38, edited: 05/11/23 12:48:25

And they lived hippoly ever after.

18/10/23 7:38:27, edited: 18/10/23 7:38:57

lol

A Shroom with a Poo

03/10/23 7:03:51

"I hope they lock him up for life. He shut me in a box and neither one of us knew whether I'd survive."

02/10/23 19:25:29

My Air Lady

21/09/23 11:01:10

He's trying to Levi-tate.

20/09/23 19:15:15

"This is another fine mesh you've got me into."

19/09/23 7:01:07, edited: 19/09/23 7:01:19

My Hair Lady

17/09/23 7:03:18

"The little bastard is in there somewhere. I swear I heard it purring."

14/09/23 7:10:36

"I won't be able to ride her much longer."
"Why's that?"

"She has Clutch elm disease."

06/09/23 11:32:13

The Turdy-Nine Steps

04/09/23 19:18:03, edited: 04/09/23 19:46:44

"F-cking corgis."

04/09/23 19:06:23

The Lion Sling

03/09/23 7:30:39

The Maradona Trench

29/08/23 11:11:33

"Mummy, why is Daddy orange?"

"He takes tanabolic steroids."

27/08/23 19:51:58

Shacks and ladders

17/08/23 11:31:53

His Parka is worse than his frostbite

15/08/23 11:05:02

Scooby-Doodle

03/08/23 7:16:04

Gluten for punishment

26/07/23 12:01:51

"I wish you'd taken the knives out first Mum."

25/07/23 11:14:16

lol

"We're pretty sure he murdered Mr Rubik Sarg. We just need to work out what he did with the body."

12/07/23 9:33:55, edited: 12/07/23 9:53:08

"I'm terribly sorry Captain. The transporter appears to have malfunctioned."

12/07/23 7:16:09

"I'm hoping to beat the traffic."

11/07/23 19:33:49

KFcc

28/06/23 7:00:23

Walkies with Dinosaurs

27/06/23 19:10:22

The Clone Ranger

26/06/23 7:00:44

Santa's little yelpers

24/06/23 7:00:32

Torvill de France

15/06/23 19:00:32

Most customers also buy our 1 litre bottle of cat piss for £5.99. Just sprinkle on the lady for extra realism.

12/06/23 16:37:37

Personally I reckon apple watches are healthier.

07/06/23 11:14:11

The Band That Time Forgot

31/05/23 19:09:03, edited: 31/05/23 19:09:30

Only Fools and Horses

30/05/23 19:07:39

🎵 What shall we do with the shrunken sailor? 🎵

30/05/23 7:41:35

Pupeye

30/05/23 7:01:11

Puss in Bits

18/05/23 7:00:08

A Vroom with a Flue

17/05/23 7:00:10

His parents were last seen filling their pool with beer.

28/04/23 11:47:42

"Hey you two, quit foaling around."

27/04/23 11:01:06

Gutlery

26/04/23 11:06:01

The Tiger Who Came to Teat

21/04/23 11:00:50

What do you call 12 muppet lab assistants?

A Beaker's dozen.

11/04/23 19:05:41

"So I said you're not coming near me with that tiny thing. You're hung like a human."

06/04/23 7:08:43

Step 1: Place device up chicken's arse...

04/04/23 19:00:59

Veal's on wheels

04/04/23 11:05:13