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Captions	10	279	228	#199
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Comments	3	325	117	#51
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Captions	1072	#116
Photos	72	#84
Comments	124	#44
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	Try working for 50 years with someone's hand up your ass... we've had ENOUGH! 04/05/21 11:18:56	13

	creative Ladies, over 30? 1 word Moisturize 09/05/21 19:41:20	1 12

	Tell me again about this mystical "physics" you speak of... 09/04/21 10:38:28	9

	The moment his arms gave out, he performed the world's greatest vanishing act! 29/04/21 19:00:07	7

	FedWrex 28/04/21 19:00:06	7

	Next week he's back again begging for penicillin. 04/05/21 19:49:17	6

	"Ah quit yer naggin. I'd only have to drag it out again next spring." 27/03/21 20:32:25	6

	lol "Mmm, yes, it's definitely more creepy with your eyes closed." 17/03/21 11:36:50	7 6
re: Keegan postnot sure I get it, unless it's favorite woman's question, does this make my butt look big? but in this case, she could e asking if this position makes it look big?but even then, I still don't see why its f... --SnapDragon D
	"Darling, tonight we paint the town red. Tomorrow we become cowboy boots & a handbag." 09/05/21 19:02:44	2 5
Voice of experience, he's often the heel. --SnapDragon D
	Crystal Methodists 27/04/21 13:40:41	5

	Coke, when you want one that goes down easy"¦ 20/04/21 19:00:07	5

	Now THAT'S an aperture! 23/03/21 12:07:33	5

	Trying to hide your priapism with an infant, is just wrong! 18/03/21 13:01:02	5

	He's taking them to be trimmed. Guess what song they're humming? 🎵 Born to be Styled 🎵 09/05/21 11:46:22	4

	Darling, I'm loving the Russian cuisine. Last night we enjoyed Chicken Kiev, now let's try the Chernobyl Carp! 03/05/21 19:08:54	4

	"Honestly, I am befuddled. Everyone keeps shouting at me, "You got 4 flat tires!!" I stop and check, they're all fine. What is going on? Stupid pranksters." 11/04/21 7:06:24	4

	"Let's go camping," she said, "we won't need to bring much," she said.. 03/04/21 22:35:37	4

	"Mr. Wilson, we have good news .. and some .. well.. the good news is, our department has one of the finest K9 units, and have located your missing wife.. "Oh, thank goodness! What a relief, detective. So.. there's other news?" 25/03/21 23:53:43	4

	She does have a point.. if.. in fact, it is a she! That is rather a butch haircut, just sayin.. 09/05/21 8:23:55	3

	"Hey! Whoever it is back there, keeps whistling that River Kwai tune.. YOU'RE NOT HELPING!" 06/05/21 8:50:14	3

	🎵 Two barmaids from Stoke-on-Trent Wore beer mats wherever they went Though the nights were quite chilly They got so much willy For their needs, ne'er a penny they spent 🎵 03/05/21 15:42:08	3

	The best captions on this site, have this same lovely effect on me, as we bask in the pure joy of this beautiful photo. A heartfelt sincerest thank you, to all who contribute. As a fat, balding, middle aged man shackled to a dreary job as a chartered accountant, finding those brief moments when I too can dress as a winged fairy and prance around for little while, lift my heart in sweet song. Each of these emotional holidays are like an oasis in time, my only regret is, that children aren't permitted within 500 feet. 03/05/21 9:05:49	3

	Feminist Headquarters (a new set every week) 14/04/21 16:09:08	3

	"Oh buddy, you're not going to believe what I just heard.. We're getting a promotion!" "No.. come on, that's fantastic!" "Get ready, cause we're moving into the corporate world. With plenty of room to advance." "Oh, I'm so excited.. we can become captains of industry." "I know, I'm so giddy, I could break into a canter!" "What kind of industry?" "Oh dude, this is the best part"¦ ADHESIVES!" "Wow"¦ Really? "I almost fell over. I mean, at first I was thinking, maybe from all these horseshoes, we're extra lucky, but no, this has to be fate! Our names are Sticky & Tacky!" 10/04/21 23:11:14	3

	"Listen, I don't mind her getting up at 5am to do tidying, but we have to switch her to decaff." 26/03/21 17:36:19	3

	A rare peek inside the Windows 10 development center. 21/03/21 11:56:30	3

	Should probably give up smoking, most of the time I feel totally bushed. 15/03/21 13:09:04	3