In the early spring many flocks of Goats fly back from their winter retreats and embark on a frantic search for secluded locations well away from Townships and high enough to deter the Wingless Suet Moth (their natural predator) Large nests are then intricately constructed and equipped with small petrol driven incubators in which they can safely store their eggs, thus leaving them totally free for other pastimes such as crocheting Tea Cosies or Sudoku. Towards the end of May many Goats have already welcomed their new hatchlings and celebrate this event by holding spectacular pyjama parties which inevitably include firework displays, talks on furniture restoration and skilful demonstrations of Rhubarb juggling...thus ensuring that the cycle of life continues.

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Brilliant!

11/05/14
10:34pm

Thanks for the flattering comment, Zac.

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11/05/14
11:20pm

I don't know what you have been smoking, but got any left?

11/05/14
11:33pm

creative? oh yes.

12/05/14
8:44am

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