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Chris Keegan £50
	lol x7 creative x5 clever x3 13/03/19 12:20:20		39 53
So that's why she had a sore throat.. --stone face
Karen McDonald £50
	lol x2 clever 29/05/23 7:20:55, edited: 18/07/24 14:08:54		26 41
Thanks everyone! thank you very much for voting, I am so chuffed, I literally never win anything ever. Thank you to Mr Beach for this horrendously addictive marvellous website, and finally thank you to my cat Midnight who is always wanting to go o... --Karen McDonald
James Lennox £50
	lol clever x3 18/01/24 8:12:29, edited: 15/03/24 18:17:37		23 40
Many congratulations, James - blooming marvellous! --Molly R
Mr. Toad
	09/06/12 10:28:38		3 39
Perfect. --D C
John Harrison £50
	lol x3 creative x2 clever 30/11/22 12:04:55		26 38
Bloody hell. I take a break for a couple of days and when I come back both the November AND December prize winners have been announced ;) --James Lennox
Stephen Bean £50
	lol x6 26/02/20 12:00:54		32 38
I'd already decided if I won I wanted to use the money to help caption.me. I've asked Chris if he might consider putting my winnings towards a second prize of £25 for Feb, and a second prize of £25 for March, and otherwise put it towards the c... --Stephen Bean
C CaMel		lol x3 “Very funny, Genie.” 07/02/24 20:02:25, edited: 08/02/24 11:12:40, suggested edits	4 36
Aha, so maybe I still could have used the one about a man wishing to give a big breasted chick a good ploughing ... darn ;) --James Lennox
Dave Bryan £50
	clever creative x2 lol 14/12/23 20:05:07, edited: 15/03/24 18:17:50		21 36
Many congratulations, Dave! This picture was one of my first attempts at creating something using AI. I'm so pleased to see it inspired such a brilliant caption. Well done!And thanks, Vivvy. I'm glad you liked the picture. --Karyn Harrison
Al Overy £50
	lol x2 creative x2 clever 26/01/23 12:11:11		20 36
Congratulations, Al. Out of the many great captions this month, yours was a cut above the rest.:^)Crunchy --Crunchy Chords
Ian Skelding		lol x3 creative x6 "Look, there's some nosy bastard looking through our letterbox." 15/03/13 21:00:00	9 35
Well done for thinking out of the (letter) box. --Smuldo
C CaMel £50		lol x3 creative clever x2 “…Elizabeth usually only counts to 20?” 06/08/24 19:02:40	29 35
Thank you for the comments and I’m really happy to have won. This will not help with my caption.me addiction! Thanks to Chris for such a great site and thanks for all of the laughs everyone has given me over the years. --C CaMel
Phil Swan £50
	lol x3 13/07/23 7:11:00		24 35
Very well done, Phil! Yours was the crem of the crop. Congratulations on your win. --Al Overy
Vinny En £25
	lol creative clever 18/07/22 11:04:26		18 35
Great caption. And Vivvy has very generously donated her prize back to the prize pool - thank you very much. --Chris Beach
Nigel Marshall £50
	lol creative x2 14/07/22 7:00:14		21 34
This caption gave me a genuine LOL moment. And getting two captions in the monthly top three is a very rare achievement for any captioneer. AND this is only your first month on the site! Well done Nigel. --Chris Beach
John Harrison £50
	lol 17/08/23 7:12:00		22 33
Many thanks for all your kind comments. Still can't tell which captions are going to get 30+ votes and which will be tumbleweed (which is most of them!) --John Harrison
Molly R £50
	lol creative clever x2 20/09/20 11:00:47		27 33
Thank you all so much! I had never imagined that I could ever produce a winning caption - I was always delighted with anything which crept into double figures. So there is hope for everyone, that one of their captions may just hit the spot. --Molly R
Mark Wilson £50
	lol x4 clever x3 19/07/20 11:36:41		17 33
Wow, I'm only on the bloody winners board!! Thanks to all who made this possible and your kind comments. There are some great captions on that board.... and then there's mine. --Mark Wilson
Chris Keegan £50
	lol x3 14/02/24 12:09:41, edited: 15/03/24 18:16:30		20 32
Congrats, Chris! That was a pitch-perfect caption. :^) Crunchy --Crunchy Chords
Kevin Rohan Thomas		lol x3 Ah finally. Here are the instructions! 25/01/24 8:19:07, edited: 25/01/24 8:21:12	3 32
Don't know how I missed such a great caption until now - three days late! --Molly R
John Harrison		lol x2 clever Dave decided there and then that if he ever had another affair, it would be with a woman who lives in a bungalow. 08/01/24 12:12:53, edited: 08/01/24 12:30:47	32

Crunchy Chords
	lol creative x2 clever 29/06/23 19:00:15		32

Vanessa the Guesser £25
	clever 08/09/22 7:01:34		19 32
Nice one Vanessa ... if you celebrate with a drink ... 'Down the hatch' --John Glover
Al Overy £50
	clever x2 25/11/24 20:01:20, edited: 03/12/24 11:49:53		17 31
Congrats, Al! A perfect caption for a labradorable picture.:^)Crunchy --Crunchy Chords
Karyn Harrison £50
	25/04/24 11:04:53, edited: 01/05/24 22:20:19		24 31
Thank you so much for all your kind words and clever comments. I was amazed that my caption was so well-liked and never expected to be this month's winner. It was a lovely surprise and it's made my day.😃 Many thanks to Chris and to everyone else wh --Karyn Harrison
Vivvy En £50
	creative x3 25/09/23 11:21:49, edited: 15/03/24 18:19:20		20 31
Thanks, everyone, for your kind words and funny comments. I'm so glad that James' caption was able to receive the recognition it deserved too, very worthy. And as always, thanks to Chris for all the work you do for us. Today begins a new month so we' --Vivvy En
James Lennox £25
	creative lol 01/09/23 19:02:48, edited: 15/03/24 18:19:32		25 31
Love your caption James. You're gonna need a bigger vote 😉 --Dot Old
M Clarkie £50
	lol x2 creative clever 31/03/23 11:40:44		22 31
Darn it...no jackpot this time. Vote.Darn it...no jackpot this time. Vote.Darn it...no jackpot this time. Vote.Caption pay out! Congratulations M Clarkie --Glyn Evans
Tony S		lol x3 "For the last time Nan thats the electric bread knife." 20/02/23 20:17:07, edited: 20/02/23 20:17:52	1 31
I wondered why I kept getting cut off. --Neil Mackenzie
Stephen Bean £25
	clever x5 12/12/22 12:18:34		25 31
Well done Stephen for a great caption which was really on point --Mr Dome
Chris Keegan £50
	lol creative clever x3 04/03/22 12:00:30		22 31
Well done Chris , now get off and let someone else have a go. --Tony S
Tony S £50		lol x2 creative x2 clever I name this ship Titanic. Excuse me sir why are you dressed as a woman? Just a feeling. 08/04/21 11:16:05	24 31
Thanks for all your comments it really is appreciated although I must confess I did use words from 18 other captions and just put them together in this order so I guess it belongs to all of you really. --Tony S
Karyn Harrison £25
	lol creative clever x2 23/02/20 20:45:45		20 31
Well done. You've still a bit to go to earn as much from a dead Beatle as Yoko. --Troompa Loompa
Spycenwolf
	clever x2 04/05/19 11:01:16		2 31
Thank you for your kind words, Crunchy Chords! I was chuffed to bits when my caption garnered so much love. I am truly grateful to all of you guys and girls for this. I think that Welsh Rarebit's caption deservedly won. Apart from bei... --Spycenwolf
Vanessa the Guesser £50		creative clever x6 He's in for a shock. There's a conductor on board today. 27/04/19 11:09:49	19 31
I feel lucky to have won as I was up against some brilliant high scoring captions this month. Thank you for the votes, supervotes and kind comments! --Vanessa the Guesser
C CaMel		lol clever Horoscope:'Taurus will enter Uranus.' 22/07/18 7:45:58	1 31
Do you mean Horrorscope? --Dave Bryan
Welsh Rarebit		lol creative clever "...but I hate my brothel." 03/03/16 20:15:26	31

Glad You Remember		creative clever x2 Between a croc and a charred place 30/11/24 20:05:30	30

Tony S £50
	lol clever x2 01/06/24 11:05:36, edited: 03/07/24 23:27:41		17 30
Brilliant caption. Spend it on your 2.4 children. --C CaMel
Phil Swan £50
	lol 09/11/23 12:08:28, edited: 15/03/24 18:18:14, suggested edits		24 30
Well done Phil - great caption! How was the date? --Mr Dome
Al Overy £50		lol x2 creative x4 'Dear Mr Smith, here is your beloved Mittens, compliments of Stuffit & Mount Taxidermy. Due to a small incident with some superglue, we have decided to waive your bill. P.S. You can keep the deer.' 15/03/23 8:00:16	24 30
Good stuff! Dead funny. your wins just keep mounting.Keep them coming Al. --John Glover
Chris Keegan		lol To date, 12 Scotsmen have tragically died attempting to get the pound coin. 04/02/23 12:19:17, edited: 04/02/23 14:25:21	2 30

Ian Skelding		clever Chow mane 19/10/22 11:00:18	30

Crunchy Chords £50
	creative clever x2 27/09/22 19:00:12, edited: 02/10/22 5:21:37		22 30
Wow!! Cheers for the kind comments, everyone, and especially to Paul (the Finder), and to James, John L, and Glad (the generous Super-voters) as well as Vincent for his early praise. So many great captions this past month! I feel sorry to have pip... --Crunchy Chords
Vivvy En £50
	lol x3 29/01/22 8:14:53		22 30
Thanks everyone, you crazy bunch. You keep me sane, you really do. Thanks also to Chris - caption.me remains my favourite hang-out. And my gratitude also goes to Lizzie's dysfunctional family for providing us with excellent captioning material. --Vivvy En
James Lennox £50		lol x4 "This is most embarrassing, but could you help? Somehow I've caught my penis in the fence." 18/07/21 11:55:41	26 30
Many congratulations, James! I've been out of it a while with Covid and missed some pictures entirely, so this has come as a new delight. A very worthy winner! --Molly R
Dan Nicholls		clever x2 "Oi Noah, wait for us." 08/10/18 7:08:02	4 30
Noah: "Sorry guys, I've zebras and lions on board, I'll improvise." --Pete
Smuldo £50		creative x2 clever K. FC. 11/01/17 20:01:12	16 30
Thanks for your comments everyone, and your votes for the smallest caption ever ;-), it was a difficult month for captioning but Mark, William, Dan or Ian could have won also with their captions, keep up the good work guys and gals cheers . --Smuldo
Steve Davies
	lol x6 creative 30/10/16 16:18:47		1 30
Witty and imaginative Steve, love it xxx --Andrea Hickling
Spud Gunn II		lol x2 clever x2 Look who's torquing. 19/10/15 11:06:09	30

Karen McDonald		lol x2 clever x2 "Dave! the cat's pissed in the conservatory again!" 02/11/24 12:24:24	29

James Lennox		lol x3 "Yes, I agree, Dave did do a pretty good job of renovating the litter box ... Now if you don't mind, I'm trying to have a shit." 10/01/24 8:33:06	4 29
Hahahahahaha. That's hilarious! You've made me choke on my toast. --Vivvy En
Dave Bryan		lol x2 ''Darling, when you've finished putting the tree up would you come and carve the sparrow.'' 01/12/23 12:23:30	1 29
Let her finish her thimble full of sherry first. --John Glover
The Wolf £50
	lol x2 26/10/23 11:26:57, edited: 15/03/24 18:25:47		24 29
Many thanks, Captioneers, for your votes and kind and funny words. I'm chuffed to bits that many of you liked the caption, and hats off to those who narrowly missed out. Big shout out as always to Mr Beach for providing the platform for us to be crea --The Wolf
Chris Keegan £25
	lol x2 creative 22/04/23 7:08:57, edited: 01/06/23 9:11:47		18 29
Well done, Chris. Now you can get absolutely smashed. --Dave Bryan
Chris Keegan		"Yep, honest to God, in some countries I'm the starter and you're the main" 20/03/23 20:09:24	29

Vanessa the Guesser		lol clever Please dispose of crampons in the bin provided. 18/03/23 20:09:57	29

David Michael		lol Euston, we have a problem... 13/03/23 20:05:06	9 29
Great caption author. I don't remember seeing it before and even if I had would give it a vote because it fits perfectly and made me smile. --Stephen Bean
John Harrison £50
	lol 16/02/23 12:00:22		18 29
Great caption John, I bow to your humor and cleverness. And not just because it's prayer time. If this were ever to happen to you, I hope it won't be the kind of person who reads every label several times before making up their mind.... --Willie Johnson
Tony S		lol I'm glad to see the 3 December winners didn't waste their prize money. 03/01/23 20:18:43	1 29
Who's who? --Glyn Evans
Al Overy £50
	lol 21/10/22 7:00:16		20 29
Thanks so much for the votes and kind words. Moreover, thanks to Chris for his hard work, patience and generosity running the site. It's not easy looking after us lot. Thanks again, everyone. :)P.S. I'll just do a pun next time, James. --Al Overy
Nigel Marshall		lol creative “For goodness sake Janice, pay 10p for a bag, the whole of Aldi is looking!’ 23/07/22 11:57:31	1 29

stone face		lol clever x2 The Dali Llama.. 07/09/20 7:06:41	2 29

Vivvy En £50
	lol x2 11/04/20 7:13:29		22 29
Way hay! I'm starting to feel like a bit of a Captioneer now, need to work a bit on my consistency, lol. Thanks peeps, for all your votes and lovely comments. Thank you, Chris, for shining this here beacon of lightheartedness, where ... --Vivvy En
The Wolf £50
	lol clever 18/06/19 19:00:13		21 29
Wow! I can't believe I've won, such a nice surprise! Thank you very much for the votes and kind words. Also thanks to Chris for picking the caption but most importantly for giving us the site! It's a privilege to be on the board and a pleasure ... --The Wolf
Welsh Rarebit		creative clever x4 Cinq Hole 31/03/16 7:00:10	5 29
Best of the week. --John Glover
Zac Kramer		The son shines out of his arse 14/10/15 19:08:22	29

Cath Jones		clever x6 Today is arm assist day. 11/11/14 12:00:06	5 29
Thank you for the nice comments :-) --Cath Jones
Tosser Wivlov		lol creative Nice legs, shame about the faith. 12/02/13 12:46:36	29

Spud Gunn		lol x6 Lost Puppy... and I haven't seen my pussy for a while either. 05/01/13 10:58:11	2 29

D C £100		Portaloo, couldn't escape if I wanted to. 09/07/12 19:00:21	23 29

James Lennox £50
	lol 11/07/24 11:11:14, edited: 03/08/24 8:02:15		17 28
Thanks all for the kind words, Chris for the pic (and the site), Karyn for the Find, all the voters, and Jo for the Supervote. Also, cheers to Steve for forcing me to abandon my Goldilocks work in progress and think of something else ;) Happy captio --James Lennox
Tony S £50
	lol 28/02/24 20:51:13, edited: 02/04/24 9:37:34		21 28
Thanks all and big shock as not been on much recently (that thing called family getting in the way.) I shall now as a tribute go and buy some flowers the the mother in laws grave. --Tony S
The Wolf		Nana and Grandad. 11/12/23 8:02:05	28

John Harrison		Henry Wrinklier 08/10/23 7:13:00	28

Sauce Pan		lol Bling bling. Bling bling. 05/10/23 19:08:04	1 28
Bling it on. --Willie Johnson
Mark England		Booby Trap 30/09/23 7:06:34	28

Stephen Bean		clever Force of habit 31/03/23 19:00:07	1 28
Sometimes you just have to bow down to a higher order --Mr Dome
Scrijjy Doo		clever Cannibal Lecture 27/01/23 12:10:28	28

Al Overy		lol "My name's Nicholas and I'm an alcoho-ho-holic." 18/10/22 7:01:46	28

Tony S		clever Waiting list slashed as NHS introduce drive through Gynecology Clinic. 13/07/22 7:01:44	28

Al Overy		lol Let's toast the winner! 16/11/21 8:00:08	28

Mark Wilson £50
	lol x2 clever 18/12/20 9:44:36		25 28
An alarmingly good caption. Well done, Mark --Vivvy En
The Wolf £50
	lol x2 creative 11/03/20 8:00:13		23 28
Thank you very much for your votes and kind words. There were some great captions this month so feel very fortunate to win the top prize. I've always found Caption.me a great and fun distraction from the otherwise stressful day to day of life. Th... --The Wolf
Charles Gilbert £50
	lol x3 26/01/20 21:58:13		17 28
Congratulations Charles. Excellent caption, although I've got some questions. No time for them? Ok then I'll just get on... with captioning. --Willie Johnson
John Glover		lol creative "Boris, there's some policemen at the front door?" 23/06/19 19:16:43	28

Michael Winner		lol clever "This week, on 'Taking a Selfie Using a Galaxy Note 7'..." 15/06/19 11:55:33	28

C CaMel		creative clever I've never finished a diet either. 11/06/19 19:00:49	1 28
Had a similar idea but I decided to vastly over complicate mine and yours reads much better! Great Caption :) --The Wolf
Tina Flowers		clever x3 These stairs lead down to the best cellar. 21/10/18 19:06:51	1 28
I think you might have a winner there. Great caption. --John Glover
C CaMel £50		lol x3 creative x2 "The toothbrush behind the sink was massive but I managed" 11/05/18 16:23:33	19 28
Thanks to Chris for the prize and thank you all for the kind comments! Biggest thanks to the poor bloke in the photo!Cheers all :D --C CaMel
John Llamas		lol x2 creative x2 clever Charles did not even flinch as the Swallow flew into his nose. 01/12/16 8:34:50	8 28
Well you've now got more for that comment Mark.... --Mr Dome
Welsh Rarebit £100		lol x3 Toed in the hole 16/07/16 7:00:10	16 28
Thanks for the nice comments guys.Toad/toed in the hole is one of those captions that occur quite often, I did one a few months before Fraser's, as have other captioners before that. --Welsh Rarebit
Cath Jones		creative clever Full Petal Jacket. 03/11/15 20:37:53	28

Ian Skelding		clever x5 It was a nice gesture by the Bulgarian Police Force to give informer Alexander Keepoff a Memorial. 03/09/15 19:00:10	28

Mark England		creative x5 Step, Toe & Sun 12/03/14 12:37:33	28

Smuldo		lol x3 🎵 They call me Mr Bum-Plastic...🎵 16/01/13 20:00:51	6 28

Hercules Rockefeller		clever Joka-Cola 07/04/24 7:04:17	1 27

Vivvy En		"Might you be pregnant, Tina?" 15/03/24 8:19:44	1 27
"Probably, I always seem to get pregnant in March." --James Lennox
The Wolf		lol x3 8am - "Dad, I'm going out on a date tonight at 7pm with a guy who is ten years older than me, is in a band, is on the dole and is covered in tattoos including one on his stomach pointing to his genitals saying (get it 'ere)." 7pm..... 04/03/24 12:37:26	2 27
Why didn't my daughter ever bring hot blokes like that home? --Karen McDonald
Claire C		clever Magic Beans 07/01/24 20:14:07	27

C CaMel		Now in stock. 30/12/23 9:03:08, suggested edits	27

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