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Nigel Marshall

Caption Wins:27

Signed Up:3 years ago

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Super Votes:Quota: 64

Quotas and Scores

			This Week				Last Week				All Time
	Quota		Added	Score	Rank		Added	Score	Rank		Added	Score	Rank
Caption	25		1	0			0	0			1,103	2,088	85
Photo	10		0	0			0	0			0	0
Comment	3		0	0			0	0			30	61	66
Suggested Edit	2		0	0			0	0			0	0

Voting Record

	This Week			Last Week			All Time
	Voted	Rank		Voted	Rank		Voted	Rank
Caption	0	0		0			1,097	118
Photo	0			0			78	84
Comment	0			0			53	57
Suggested Edit	0			0			1	17

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Captions

“and did you make a wish?”

“For goodness sake Janice, pay 10p for a bag, the whole of Aldi is looking!’

Never sneeze near the pick n mix

It was still early days of transition from zoom to office meetings.

“hands up!! who wants a burger “

At least knife crime is down.

Our beaches used to be clean but now you spend all day dancing around Pooh.

“Thank you for tipping your Uber driver”

Unions warned this would happen if they carried on paying the drivers peanuts.

Lower right you win anything from the bottom shelf, top right and the large Teddy is yours.

I used to like it when the street names were shorter, it’s a real pain filling in forms.

I’m so glad we didn’t get a flat

An officer and genital man

Eventually the Police sniper caught him as he couldn’t resist chasing the little red dot.

Christmas charades was always a blast. “ A bird in the hand is worth two in a bush!” Shouted Aunty.

Archaeologists uncover Mr Potato Heads ancestors

After a bizarre reaction to cheese, eventually their nose bleeds stopped.

I didn’t even know TV’s had a shelf life!

What a charming pic

The Cistern Chapel

Such amazing grace

Good to see Ray Reardon out and about

🔊Hello Whipsnade security “Hi Alan, I’m working from home tomorrow, see you Thursday”

“I’m joking! It’s not fallen off”

“I’ll have a glass of the mouse red please”

After finally filling in the potholes, Council workers desperately try to hide the evidence of how deep they actually were.

Must be healthy, he’s got a wet nose.

They seemed bigger when I was a kid

“Seat comfy?” Yeah fits like a glove

🎶Oranges and Lemons..

“He liked to stretch his privates”

Jim had grown a foot since last year

“Mind the tap”

Women confirm this is the normal face for a Brazilian

It was a perfect score from the strictly judges, they had never seen such passion in the Pasodoble

Come on Tesco this needs sautéing out

“That baby looks weird!” Said Grandad with his 3 hands.

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To be fair, when Barry from next door photobombed, he gave it everything.

How’s bigs your pool mate? .. 56 foot

Confusion and panic as Julie announces she’s got another one brewing.

“Yes he’s house trained”

He came out the closet at a very young age

“This would be so much easier if I hadn’t skewered my own wrist”

After updating the photocopier to a 3-D printer, the Christmas party was much more fun.