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Between a croc and a charred place
Gator Aid.
Crocodile fears
And make it snappy.
“Don’t worry, he’s stuffed. He’s just eaten the neighbours.”
Fortunately Mr Chomp-Chomp was friendlier than he looked and they got on like a house on fire.
"...and make it snappy!"
What about your husband...?
When a lady in Newcastle calls 999 and says “I’m really hot can you come and rescue me pet” ………..
Somewhere, David Attenborough is watching this footage, muttering, ‘Even I can’t narrate this level of madness.’
By the time the house burned down, Evelyn had also passed out a giraffe, a filing cabinet, and a half-finished sudoku book
"Er.... In a while, crocodile."
''I was so happy when the fireman caiman saved my pet.''
Because we never had kids we think of him as arson.
-"Mam, you don't seriously expect me to save a crocodile?" -"Of course not, he's an alligator."
Get him out first before he eats the rest of us
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