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	"It was a good service." "Not that good, the brakes failed." 06/10/23 7:18:31	25

	"Is there any doggy there?" 22/10/22 7:00:13	23

	Youngsters nowadays think they gnaw everything 09/06/24 7:03:15	1 19
Mine just ignaw me. --James Lennox
	clever "Come on, you are going for a ride in our police car." "I hope it's electric." 18/06/24 7:15:01, edited: 18/06/24 7:57:55, suggested edits	18

	lol We weren't sure if this would work, so a couple of hamsters agreed to be guinea pigs. 15/06/24 19:16:14	18

	Cleaning up the mouse droppings 20/10/24 7:06:05	17

	lol x2 "Dad, why are we balancing oranges on our heads?" "Because I can't play the guitar and you can't sing." 13/07/24 12:26:03	17

	After 5 years, Dave wondered if it would still be alive anyway. 25/05/24 7:04:51, edited: 25/05/24 7:19:49, suggested edits	1 17

	"Do you want to accept cookies?..... You bet I do!" 14/09/24 19:04:02	15

	"I could do with a hand to get out." 06/04/24 11:01:53	15

	It's a very friendly neighbourhood; the lady upstairs is always dropping in. 23/09/23 11:15:58, edited: 23/09/23 23:24:46	15

	"Why do you always have to go one better than me? I pull a rabbit out of a hat and you manage this!" 18/03/23 8:04:29	15

	lol There's the squirrel making an ass out of himself again! 08/11/22 20:00:11	15

	"OK. So you've been shot. Don't harp on about it" 12/08/15 8:18:32	15

	Is this a wind-up? 16/05/24 19:02:00	14

	Let sleeping dogs fly. 01/07/23 11:17:21	14

	"It's ridiculous, you wait all day for one sleigh and then three come along all at once." 11/01/24 8:09:30	13

	This man is so fast even his shadow can't keep up with him. 25/11/23 8:01:46, edited: 25/11/23 12:04:21, suggested edits	13

	Soler power 08/01/23 8:47:00	13

	lol I may have no house, no clothes, no hot water and have some cattle giving me an ominous pre-charge stare – but at least I’ve got a pot to piss in. 19/11/22 12:00:14	13

	In half an hour this will be the best spot on the whole beach. 08/10/22 7:21:34	1 13

	creative I think it was Erik Ten Hag's last signing that sealed his fate. 30/10/24 8:05:08	12

	clever "Dave, your great great grandfather never looks any different on the family photos." 16/06/24 8:06:26	12

	This tastes offal. 25/04/24 11:08:40	12

	Only canned laughter 07/04/24 7:00:30	12

	The Smith sisters are aged 17, 16, 15, 14 and 13. 13 years ago their parents bought a television. 30/09/22 12:26:47	12

	"Somewhere around here that I dropped that baby." 29/03/18 16:00:28	12

	"I'll raise you three floors." 27/10/24 8:01:53	1 11

	lol 🎵 Listen to my fart, my achy breaky fart. 19/07/24 7:09:22	11

	Cool place to sleep 06/03/24 12:03:47	11

	Dave got hammered whilst on holiday 30/06/23 7:01:00	11

	"Er, sorry but your stained glass toilet may be a bit more stained." 06/05/23 7:01:13	11

	These boots were made for squawking. 15/12/22 12:00:18	11

	"I don't understand where these blue patches keep coming from." 17/09/22 7:08:25	4 11
"I don't understand where these blue patches keep coming from." "I don't understand why this blue paint keeps disappearing." --Willie Johnson
	Great Wine Shark 02/07/24 11:05:35	1 10

	Tyrannosaurus wrecked 29/05/24 19:01:15	10

	Can't sleep? Try counting calories. 25/02/24 20:14:55	10

	"Where do you put any luggage?" "In the trunk!" 06/09/23 12:02:07	10

	"I hate it that you force me to wear this stupid hat." "Look, I hate having to be carried everywhere. Just get on with it." 27/07/23 7:25:29	10

	My father wouldn’t allow us to watch the Simpsons when we were kids. But every time he turned his back would we would see it. 09/10/22 11:00:17	10

	"Fetch Rover..... Er, I threw a tennis ball." 22/09/22 11:42:22	10

	I'm not lichen this design. 08/07/24 7:23:38, edited: 08/07/24 7:25:04	9

	Cool runnings 18/05/24 7:13:54	9

	Cabbage Patch kid 11/05/24 11:00:33	1 9

	"I remember watching James Hunt and Niki erm..." "Lauda?" "Turn your hearing aid up Ethel, I'm almost shouting." 20/04/24 7:26:01, edited: 22/04/24 4:49:34, suggested edits	9

	I left two rabbits on there just the other night..... 07/04/24 11:04:07	9

	"How is the BBQ going?" "The host is charming." 27/03/24 12:33:58	9

	Coffee table 26/02/24 20:29:14	9

	"Can I not even get a day off on my wedding day!" 29/10/23 8:02:07	9

	Staff at macdonalds need retraining in the Heimlich manoeuvre 05/09/23 7:02:06	9

	The army regretted the day it made Evel Knievel a tank driver. 07/07/23 7:02:52	9

	But Carol, you are NOT in a GREEK restaurant! 07/02/23 20:01:11	9

	"Nope, these glasses make no difference, I still can't read it." 21/11/24 8:04:16, suggested edits	8

	Thank goodness I only travel at weekends 02/07/24 19:00:36	8

	My solicitor said I should put it in writing 26/06/24 19:28:07	8

	"Hey Clint, for a few dollars more you could have bought a scooter." "Er, nah. I'm good." 09/05/24 7:36:20	8

	"... and that is why you need to kill the dog." 22/04/24 19:05:40	8

	"I need to exercise more and get rid of this spare tyre." 09/04/24 7:02:07	8

	... and all because The Little Mermaid loves milk tray. 22/03/24 8:02:43	8

	This is the end of the line. 21/03/24 20:05:14	8

	This trick never grows mould. 12/03/24 8:09:09	8

	"Does your mattress have a topping?" 15/02/24 12:01:30	8

	"Today, we have a trainee pilot." 06/01/24 20:19:16	8

	"Nope, still don't recognise you." 18/12/23 12:23:17	8

	Ethel quickly left the field; she thought she was being stalked. 08/12/23 8:25:37	1 8
Why leave the field? She could best him, her or they with that cob. --Glyn Evans
	Hoping to attract some honeys. 03/12/23 12:04:18	8

	It will come in handy for next year's hot day too. 16/10/23 19:06:00	8

	Eat lead 07/10/23 11:11:58	8

	"Sad news is.... they are all blind." 11/08/23 7:15:07, edited: 11/08/23 14:27:39	8

	She doesn't have a head for heights. 22/07/23 7:14:58	8

	"You can clearly see the route to the pet shop to buy food and dreamies." 05/07/23 12:23:33	8

	Just my luck, I get the whiskey that tastes like listerine. 18/01/23 20:52:55	8

	"Yes, I will do it darling ......as soon as I've finished my coffee." 05/01/23 20:07:39	8

	"Will you marry me?" seems pretty crucial. 21/12/22 20:00:12	8

	What do you do when you are camping and worried about someone stealing your tent. 10/12/22 12:02:09	8

	clever Venus dog trap 27/03/18 8:02:41	8

	"Damn. Still breathing." 17/10/24 11:02:17	7

	Inflation is getting out of hand 11/10/24 11:02:24	7

	Hmm. Not sure if I have. 26/08/24 19:02:24	1 7

	"You'll be fine Rover. We're just waiting for that gorgeous lift engineer to come again." 23/08/24 11:32:03	7

	Council say that reports that wheelie bins can fly is just a load of rubbish. 18/06/24 19:06:49	7

	Greta's carbon footprint really is very low; she gets carried most places by the police. 18/06/24 7:08:26	7

	Schrodinger's spider 25/05/24 7:05:15	7

	54 of your 5-a-day. 05/03/24 20:02:35	7

	"Stop the car Dave! You've ran someone over!" 03/03/24 8:01:44	7

	He looks like he's got a cob on 14/11/23 12:07:18	7

	"Are you two okay out there?" 07/11/23 12:31:46	7

	Fingers entwinnings 30/09/23 19:07:17	7

	"Bloody smart TV/computer.... It's crashed!" 13/08/23 11:04:40	7

	"Ready, steady.....BANG" "I just heard a gun shot. I did. No way am I going out there." 04/07/23 12:26:26	7

	Sat navs are for suckers 30/06/23 12:04:44	7

	The most annoying thing is - the boiler isn't working. 17/05/23 11:06:51	7

	The rugby ball itself is a lot smaller but you can practise conversions with this big one first. 13/05/23 11:36:28	7

	Who was the only person unhappy that my uncle was a transvestite? My croissant 07/05/23 11:00:36	7

	A highly-strung baby 22/03/23 12:00:28	7

	"I just followed my sat nav." 08/02/23 8:01:11	7

	"Thanks for showing me what you do at work, dad. What's in the bag?" "Loads of money, son." 06/10/22 12:07:29	7

	Shotgun wedding 01/10/22 19:00:13	7

	Keeping a cool head 03/04/18 19:23:55	7

	"Mum, why can't we have a coal fire like everyone else?" 28/03/18 20:53:00	7

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last comments (total: 42)

...but isn't that discrimination? 🤔

Glyn Evans

05/07/24
8:57am

comment on caption:
Discrimination of any kind will not be tolerated [Paul Gledhill]

A topiary mossterpiece.

[anon]

07/07/24
4:35pm

comment on caption:
This is the new face of gardening. [Paul Gledhill]

It does pose the question, are transgender kids allowed into Hogwarts? 😂

If they are, are transgender adults allowed in as well? If not, do these adults pose some sort of danger to the wizarding world?

If this is so, hopefully it's not the result of some terrible misgenderstanding?

I get Voldemort created a name for himself rather than consistently using Tom Riddle and the wizarding world didn't want to use either name as if it was taboo, but there's no need to tar everyone else with the same wand, if indeed this is the case as it may very well not be! 😂

Glyn Evans

09/07/24
11:08am

comment on caption:
Hopscotch nine and three quarters [Paul Gledhill]

Changing Grooms?

Karyn Harrison

23/07/24
11:14am

comment on caption:
"Hang on, I'm just going to see if there's anyone better on the next channel." [Paul Gledhill]

Could be just about any Politician or Rock Star.

[anon]

26/08/24
7:48pm

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Hmm. Not sure if I have. [Paul Gledhill]

You've got to hand it to Dave, Dave is a hero saving all of those people in the flat from the very fire bomb he threw in ahead of time.

He asked the neighbours to look after the fire bomb for him and when they refused, he decided to lob it in anyway. Dave thought they were playing hard to get and not being very neighbourly at all, not looking after the very thing he asked them to. After all it was evidence he'd forgotten to dispose of from an open crime scene investigation and they'd be doing him a very special favour if they had agreed and allowed themselves to be implicated but the neighbours weren't having any of it.

How else would Dave be a hero if he couldn't put people in predicaments he could then save them from?

That's not very neighbourly or heroic at all. The fact that he fell off the window sill before he could do anything and the neighbours saved themselves was even less neighbourly and heroic.

Glyn Evans

10/09/24
6:20pm

comment on caption:
Dave, the hero, saves people in the flat above from the fire. [Paul Gledhill]

When you've had a little, too much... Scotch.

[anon]

22/09/24
3:09pm

comment on caption:
These two have had a very chequered past [Paul Gledhill]

I don't believe anyone can come...it might have slipped past the eco warriors as well that they were building a football pitch on woodland? Did no one get the memo?

At least one benefit is the police won't need to be paid to act as crowd control simply because it's a match day...and people have the nerve to complain about the personnel used on speed guns! 🙄

Glyn Evans

17/10/24
7:10pm