He kept getting laid.

A Sharkonnay.

It does pose the question, are transgender kids allowed into Hogwarts? 😂

If they are, are transgender adults allowed in as well? If not, do these adults pose some sort of danger to the wizarding world?

If this is so, hopefully it's not the result of some terrible misgenderstanding?

I get Voldemort created a name for himself rather than consistently using Tom Riddle and the wizarding world didn't want to use either name as if it was taboo, but there's no need to tar everyone else with the same wand, if indeed this is the case as it may very well not be! 😂

Glyn Evans

Changing Grooms?

Karyn Harrison

Could be just about any Politician or Rock Star.

You've got to hand it to Dave, Dave is a hero saving all of those people in the flat from the very fire bomb he threw in ahead of time.

He asked the neighbours to look after the fire bomb for him and when they refused, he decided to lob it in anyway. Dave thought they were playing hard to get and not being very neighbourly at all, not looking after the very thing he asked them to. After all it was evidence he'd forgotten to dispose of from an open crime scene investigation and they'd be doing him a very special favour if they had agreed and allowed themselves to be implicated but the neighbours weren't having any of it.

How else would Dave be a hero if he couldn't put people in predicaments he could then save them from?

That's not very neighbourly or heroic at all. The fact that he fell off the window sill before he could do anything and the neighbours saved themselves was even less neighbourly and heroic.

Glyn Evans

When you've had a little, too much... Scotch.

I don't believe anyone can come...it might have slipped past the eco warriors as well that they were building a football pitch on woodland? Did no one get the memo?

At least one benefit is the police won't need to be paid to act as crowd control simply because it's a match day...and people have the nerve to complain about the personnel used on speed guns! 🙄

Glyn Evans

"Ride em and Weep."

"Ladies First."