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Photos			3	#3		18	#2	551	2288	#4
Comments	12							1034	1509	#5
Forum Posts								32
Suggested Edits	2							13	22	#5

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25/04/24 11:04:53, edited: 01/05/24 22:20:19		24 31
Thank you so much for all your kind words and clever comments. I was amazed that my caption was so well-liked and never expected to be this month's winner. It was a lovely surprise and it's made my day.😃 Many thanks to Chris and to everyone else wh --Karyn Harrison

lol creative clever x2 23/02/20 20:45:45		20 31
Well done. You've still a bit to go to earn as much from a dead Beatle as Yoko. --Troompa Loompa
	clever Clawed Monet 09/12/23 12:02:23	1 25

	lol Dave's pronouns are He/Haw 07/09/23 19:02:46, edited: 07/09/23 19:05:39	25

	clever Titanic - directed by Alfred Hitchcock. 31/07/18 19:48:18	25

	lol If you want your dishwasher to work you have to turn it on. 14/10/20 11:30:14	1 23
It has a squeeze butt-on. --Willie Johnson
	A fish out of mortar 28/03/24 20:00:36	22

	Dave was delighted to discover he had seven new followers. 10/05/21 7:15:04	2 22
I laughed my arse off when I read your post Willie. It's good that it's there...just in case. --Glyn Evans
	lol Looks like Mike's got rid of his old satellite dish and gone digital! 26/08/19 19:01:47	22

	Gnashtray 26/08/18 19:00:24	22

	Key worker 11/05/24 7:00:31	21

	"Fancy going for a spin?" 06/12/18 20:00:46	21

	Drum kit 21/10/18 11:00:14	21

	clever The Kong's Speech 11/07/24 19:01:44, edited: 11/07/24 22:47:14, suggested edits	2 20
I like Steve's suggestion, or even "The King Kong's Speech". Either one would get my vote. --James Lennox
	lol Local fancy dress shop donates costumes to the homeless. 15/04/20 12:23:47	20

	Poor feller 03/10/18 7:00:30	20

	clever "I wanted gloves, not Mittens." 06/10/24 19:05:18	19

	lol These sunglasses offer 100% Ewe V protection. 15/07/24 19:13:16	19

	lol "Nobody calls ME a dirty rat!" 02/07/22 11:06:41	19

	lol "How's your nan?" "Well, she still thinks she's Napoleon, but apart from that ..." 20/08/21 7:51:51	1 19

	clever Two turds off in the sale. 09/08/19 11:02:38	1 19

	"Make them go away. They're giving me the CBeebie jeebies." 24/10/23 11:26:00, edited: 24/10/23 11:27:02	18

	clever Comic relief 12/10/21 7:25:34	18

	Sex on the beech 15/09/20 19:11:59	18

	"Darling, how many times have I told you not to put your dolls' clothes on the tortoise?" 23/02/20 12:13:48	18

	clever When Dave won a week's holiday in Iceland he was expecting something a bit better. 20/04/19 11:25:54	18

	The homeless are multiplying. 27/10/18 7:21:31	18

	"Don't stand so close to me!" 14/08/18 19:05:16	18

	The Oval Office 27/07/24 19:02:20	17

	"I told you not to squeeze that pimple, Dave." 23/02/24 20:38:40	17

	Feels on wheels 29/07/23 19:42:00	17

	lol "Well there was nothing on him to say he couldn't be tumble dried." 23/06/20 9:37:53	2 17
He did clog the lint screen though. --Willie Johnson
	🎵 Stuck in the middle with ewes 20/09/19 19:00:44	17

	Big Macabre meal 27/08/18 8:19:01	1 17

	Just a minor repair. 14/10/24 11:24:03	16

	I was shitting bricks after eating that. 25/04/24 11:02:23	16

	"I'm sorry. I can't hear you. I'm stone deaf." 02/12/23 20:02:24	16

	A pig and a poke. 12/03/21 12:30:28	2 16
That must mean Dave's surname is Cameron. --Troompa Loompa
	It's humiliating when your mum still insists on stitching name labels to your clothes. 07/09/19 7:46:46	16

	clever x2 Invalid parking 01/09/18 19:38:30	16

	Robber duck 31/08/18 7:52:03	16

	Bic-ini 08/06/24 19:14:18	1 15

	lol Even the 'cushion up the jumper' trick was no guarantee of a seat on the 5:15 to Tooting Broadway. 25/05/24 11:18:59	15

	"When you said motorbikes were pussy magnets ..." 24/11/23 20:54:51	15

	"Hey, you, get off of my couch!" 01/07/21 7:43:15	1 15

	Shockolate cake 19/04/21 19:05:09	15

	Sugar babes 13/04/21 11:23:22	15

	Auditions underway for 'Hey Diddle Diddle - The Movie'. 18/08/19 19:31:28	1 15

	Beauty and the baste 13/08/19 19:02:20	15

	creative clever Sammy the spider just seconds before Shrek put his finger in his ear and squashed him. 12/08/19 19:19:52	15

	Not the best place to drink someone under the table. 23/01/19 20:01:31	15

	He had a nagging pain in his shoulder. 31/12/18 8:01:02	15

	clever Balancing the books 02/11/18 20:00:12	15

	Suspicions arise after sudden disappearance of Robin. 21/10/18 8:00:42	15

	It was becoming evident that Marion was going through the change. 29/08/18 8:29:38	15

	Sheer stupidity 20/11/24 8:09:40	14

	"Can I buy you a drink? What's your poison?" 13/10/24 19:22:53	1 14

	🎵 Vermin the Mood for Dancing 13/10/24 19:18:49	14

	Sealver surfer 28/08/24 11:01:22	14

	"Oh no, Dave's sleeper walking again." 21/07/24 11:17:15	14

	Baarbie girls 16/06/24 11:15:50	14

	The Frocky Horror Show 02/04/24 19:23:14	14

	clever I can't stand tailgaters. 25/02/24 8:12:11	14

	Fruit machine 31/10/23 12:36:07	14

	Bed & Breakfast 31/08/23 7:29:00	4 14
Thank you James. :) And your vote too was much appreciated. --Karyn Harrison
	"You're going down!" 20/07/21 11:20:15	14

	Trophy wife 25/01/20 12:37:38	14

	Falling out of cinq 05/01/20 20:24:27	14

	clever Sound asleep 04/11/19 20:23:18	14

	Bear faced chic 07/09/19 19:00:16	14

	Mickey and Minnie often indulged in a little roll play. 18/08/19 11:03:45	14

	There she blows 21/04/19 19:00:45	14

	I can't believe it's nut butter! 20/04/19 9:29:08	14

	The towel and the pussycat 15/03/19 12:00:23	14

	"HUSH Puppy!" 21/11/18 20:00:18	14

	Ribbits in the headlights 01/11/18 20:00:54	14

	When the missus chooses the au pair. 05/10/24 11:14:37	13

	clever Couch pugtatoes 26/08/24 11:03:46, edited: 26/08/24 11:47:31	13

	Tom de terre 07/08/24 7:06:10	13

	I love a steamy novel. 25/03/24 8:18:13	6 13
Anon, with your comment, did you intend to give a nod to this caption, or were you requesting a nod from the author of this caption? --Chris Beach
	These boots weren't made for walkin' 05/08/23 11:01:45	13

	Chuck Ã l'orange 21/06/21 11:33:57	13

	lol Apparently she was run off the road by an under-age driver in a distinctive red and yellow car, described by one eyewitness as wearing a blue hat with a bell on it. 17/05/21 20:10:03	1 13
Nods where appropriate ;) --Al Overy
	The Plight of the Bumblebee. 28/04/20 19:42:10	13

	Double grazing 07/04/20 19:06:14	13

	"You can keep your bike mate. I can fly you know!" 05/01/20 13:56:32	2 13
Brilliant! --Lynne A
	A cock-and-wool story 04/01/20 20:00:08	13

	Skippy was a bush kangaroo but Joey preferred legs. 03/12/19 20:57:56	13

	clever Dead and buried 04/10/19 11:11:54	13

	They say he died of exhaustion. 12/09/19 19:00:17	2 13
He should have taken a brake. --Scrijjy Doo
	The window to your sole 01/09/19 11:00:47	13

	clever Nip one purl one 17/04/19 11:02:40	2 13
Well played... --Charles Gilbert
	Baby magnet 17/04/19 11:00:29	13

	"That peeping tom's back again Malcolm!" 11/01/19 20:00:50	13

	English country dentalman 17/09/18 19:07:04	13

	Kerb scrawlers 08/09/18 19:01:07	13

	You snooze, you lose. 03/11/24 20:06:17	1 12
Very true --Glyn Evans
	Fruit of the loon 27/09/24 11:04:04	12

	A balanced diet 24/09/24 11:01:00	12

	Meringue-go-round 29/07/24 11:02:01	12

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Thanks for your suggestion, Steve, but as my caption has a vote and the 'bear behind' pun has been used by someone else now, I think I'll leave it as it is.

(caption author)

19/08/24
7:45pm