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Photo	10	0	0		0	0		0	0
Comment	8	0	0		0	0		2	2	105
Suggested Edit	2	0	0		0	0		0	0

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	She definitely wears the trousers 20/01/25 12:04:07	1 19
You beat me to it lol 😆 --Jo
	lol Rules for dating my daughters. 1. You can't 29/11/24 8:22:23, edited: 29/11/24 8:22:40	1 19

	lol x3 Frankie Dettori's wife asks if he can pick up pint of milk after work. 29/01/25 8:54:19	18

	I think we might have rented the wrong Trainspotting dvd... 25/02/25 21:53:07	16

	"Doctor, doctor! I keep seeing elephants cooking!" "Have you seen a psychiatrist?" "No, just elephants cooking!" 05/12/24 12:50:19	16

	Aw just like daddy's 01/11/24 12:06:08	1 16
Following in the steps of his parole model --Brian Butterfield
	I'm not into this typo fashion 06/03/25 8:21:25	14

	Make sure your captions aren't too funny as I'm not allowed to smile. 31/01/25 12:11:59	13

	lol clever ..but I don't want to vote. 05/01/25 21:44:39	13

	Actually luv, now I've seen it I have changed my mind...I'll go with magnolia. 06/01/25 12:42:28, edited: 06/01/25 13:24:32	12

	clever The Bug Lebowski 21/11/24 12:07:10	12

	That's the last time I buy an ice cream van from Temu. 13/02/25 8:12:05	11

	lol I'm not sure what breed the dogs either side are but that's definitely shit taste Sue in the middle. 25/01/25 8:25:34, edited: 26/01/25 9:33:05, suggested edits	11

	Gran-ola for breakfast 07/03/25 8:10:25	10

	Fella Artois 18/02/25 13:58:18	10

	LA cLAW 04/02/25 20:05:02	10

	Inventor of the Swiss army knife 04/02/25 12:02:06	10

	Your left or my left?!! 11/12/24 12:17:23	10

	Bought by his 29 year old granny 01/11/24 13:04:06	10

	Sorry, I thought it was a commode. 01/02/25 12:04:45	9

	Easy when you know how, but then Heinz sight is a wonderful thing. 27/08/24 19:17:26	9

	🎵 Sew me the way to go home 🎵 03/01/25 14:21:47, edited: 03/01/25 14:22:59	8

	...and that Mary Berry seemed so nice. 23/11/24 12:57:53	8

	One shit wonders 22/09/24 12:22:21	8

	The wheelie bins go out more than I do these days 29/10/24 12:12:53	7

	I told you not to mess with the Dogfather... 21/10/24 11:34:05	7

	Dr Kidare 17/10/24 11:11:52	7

	Damn! I forgot my keys. 06/03/25 8:11:14, edited: 06/03/25 8:12:29	6

	Miss, Miss, why are you wearing my daddy's shirt? 27/02/25 12:38:29	6

	"have you been playing golf again!!" "Er...no?" 06/02/25 9:11:26	6

	The only man on the planet that can multitask. 04/02/25 12:06:38	6

	She wears her arse on her sleeve 20/01/25 12:35:44	6

	The post IT crowd. 01/11/24 5:57:40	6

	Banksy was here 20/09/24 11:40:47	6

	Dolly Brasco 07/02/25 12:10:01	5

	Well they do have more personality and less plastic than your usual type. 07/02/25 12:04:48	5

	G.Eye. Jane 19/01/25 21:19:27	5

	lol What do you mean this is funnier than the Hitler cat? 09/01/25 8:30:24	5

	Kim Kardashian gets role in the latest Star Wars movie. 08/01/25 8:09:26	1 5

	Billy snow mates 24/11/24 12:09:24	5

	I'm struggling to find size 10 green stilettos to match... 05/11/24 12:48:38	5

	Your quiff was on time but you were 10 minutes late. 26/10/24 7:05:25	5

	As one door dozes another opens Tue 9:18:03	4

	Kiddy up 16/02/25 20:55:07	4

	airbnb 13/02/25 12:12:00	4

	Liberal Demobrats 05/02/25 15:11:03	4

	Edam Musk 03/02/25 8:04:08	4

	He can't believe his luck when he encounters a naked lady. He asks can you help me catch a sheep. 30/01/25 9:25:05	4

	Imperial Leathered 17/01/25 14:13:39	4

	We're all ears. 20/12/24 6:44:47	4

	What about your husband...? 01/12/24 7:54:18	4

	You bread my mind! 24/09/24 12:36:17	4

	He bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour. But by time he got his shorts on, the class was over. 29/08/24 7:57:25	4

	Trailer crash 28/08/24 7:21:44	4

	Like buses, you wait ages for a cat caption then 3 come along together. Wed 10:47:34	3

	What do you think of my new hair do? I had a wash, cat and blow dry. 05/03/25 8:07:31	3

	Deadlonghi coffee machine 27/02/25 8:06:01	3

	I've put loads of money in but I still can't get it to work. 21/02/25 9:38:20	3

	Santa couldn't believe his luck when he picked up this bargain in the Homebase closing down sale. 17/02/25 8:51:35	3

	This explains all the car accidents on this road recently. 12/02/25 8:50:11	3

	Shut up, the camera adds 10 pounds... So how many camera's were actually on you? 08/01/25 8:19:18	3

	"do you wish you were green fingered Batman?" 03/01/25 8:25:42	3

	That's not my cat collar in the glove box...!! 24/12/24 9:49:48	3

	Hoping for good to firm today. 21/12/24 7:58:52	3

	Leaning tower of Lisa 11/12/24 8:23:19	3

	She's a smooth criminal 11/12/24 8:20:31	3

	The Abdominal Snowman 24/11/24 12:54:40	3

	Whitby Baywatch 22/11/24 8:37:37	3

	Go Ahead Punk...Make-up My Day 14/11/24 8:26:24	3

	The album reached number 1 in the boot sale charts. 08/09/24 19:55:39	3

	Pugglebox 26/08/24 11:47:48	3

	Star Paws 23/08/24 12:24:57	3

	Take That reform 2045 08/03/25 20:39:18	2

	I wanted this to be a nice day out. Yes dear There's a shark. Yes dear There's a naked woman Yes dear Your beer is leaking What! Where!? 07/03/25 12:40:01	2

	Sign of the times. 01/03/25 15:36:31	2

	He promised his wife a white sandy beach and palm trees. She left him. 24/02/25 10:17:29	2

	Girls not Aloud 22/02/25 19:45:53	2

	Golden receiver 19/02/25 12:28:24	2

	You'd be forgiven to think this is Scottish Barbie but it's Daniella Westbrook Barbie head to toe in Burberry and dilated pupils. 12/02/25 21:50:23	2

	The Poo Fighters 12/02/25 7:31:55	2

	Erin Cockovich 04/02/25 20:27:58	2

	Under gritted teeth "wait until I speak to my agent" 04/02/25 8:08:58	2

	🎵 the hills are alive with the sound of mooosic 🎵 02/02/25 9:43:11	2

	Aren't you getting a bit long in the tooth for playing in bath? 07/01/25 16:53:17	2

	Any non Man Utd fan's will be pleased to know the ball was fine. 25/12/24 8:48:40	2

	"coffee keeps me up all night" "This one's on the house" 25/12/24 6:48:05, edited: 25/12/24 6:48:39	2

	Weirdly, doesn't have drum brakes. 23/12/24 12:35:31	2

	Fat & Furious 22/12/24 21:46:40	2

	Women are from Venus 22/12/24 9:03:56	2

	I may of fitted the wrong type of bulb...?? 22/12/24 8:42:42	2

	I've cracked an egg in the radiator to stop the leak and replaced the fan belt with a pair of tights. You should be good to go. 08/12/24 8:42:21	2

	Dogecoin headquarters. 02/12/24 14:45:13	2

	Can you swim? Yes, it's my job. 22/11/24 9:11:27	2

	Measure once, cut twice. 19/11/24 20:55:54	2

	Amazon Primeval 18/11/24 13:57:12	1 2

	This giving birth is a piece of cake. 11/11/24 12:43:32	2

	I bet she feels silly 08/11/24 12:27:07	2

	Cmon don't be a stick in the mud. 28/10/24 12:02:02	2

	This game is totally alien to me?? 17/10/24 13:20:19	2

	Mind the H edge. 04/10/24 11:23:35	2

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