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	Wear wolves 14/01/24 12:03:43	24

	Time is Monet 07/11/24 20:07:21	1 22

	lol "Didn't I say to go before we got in the jacuzzi?" 03/04/24 19:05:31	22

	"Mittens, what is your specialist subject?" 10/01/23 12:16:26	22

	creative "The milky bras are on me." 05/07/13 11:05:39	22

	clever x2 "I don't know how I got burnt, I've had my sun screen on all day." 11/11/16 20:08:44	1 21
hahaha, took me some time.'sun screen' --sandeep chahal
	clever "It's not you, it's me. I need space." 23/10/16 11:16:15	20

	lol creative Hey Kids! If you enjoy Milky, there's also Meaty The Amazing Abattoir Cow which comes with detachable parts and a bolt gun 16/07/21 7:06:13	19

	lol For some drivers, this makes no fucking difference. 31/01/14 8:13:20	19

	"You're so vein" 11/12/24 20:06:28	1 18

	T-reks 18/11/23 20:03:47	18

	Heir Guitar 22/03/23 12:00:29	18

	A Boing 747 19/03/24 8:02:27	17

	lol "We have reason to believe Sir, that you were driving and have swapped seats with Trixie to avoid taking a breathalyser test" 14/10/22 11:00:22	17

	lol x2 Crutches won't stop Eric from doing the long jump. 02/04/16 12:10:04	16

	Mary Poppins was always one for good conduct. 07/04/23 19:08:58, edited: 07/04/23 19:14:47	15

	"We're returning these with our sincerest apologies they were somewhat damaged in the police ambush but on a lighter note we can tell you he died with his boots on" 15/03/23 12:04:57	15

	"Gotta love a bit of improvised curling" 19/10/21 7:02:42	15

	Fuck off, it's only September 22/09/21 19:02:31	2 15
How I feel walking round my local Sainsbury's. They had Christmas stuff in for several weeks. Takes all the joy out of it. --Lucky Elperro
	"It's alright Mum, you push, I'll catch my sister" 18/02/21 8:25:23	15

	lol x2 creative "This silver hand came out the sky, pointed me out and said "It's you". I thought I'd won the lottery but all it did was f**k up my brolly." 07/10/16 7:24:31	1 15
You beat me to this caption by like 10 seconds :) Nice one. Very creative! --Greg Curtis
	"I go to all of this trouble stealing the moon and what do I find when I open the boot? No space" 06/09/24 19:08:57	14

	lol "E.T. no go home" 29/06/22 11:00:08	14

	"What have you never seen a Piranha in drag before? I'm off to the Rio Carnival" 21/08/21 7:20:27	14

	Love comes naturally, don't faucet. 21/03/13 12:05:27	13

	Pack lunch 28/11/24 8:02:40	12

	The Ewes Brothers 15/07/24 19:03:27	12

	"These sausages give me flaccid reflux" 02/02/24 20:01:49	12

	These beans are to die for 19/01/24 12:01:27	12

	creative "Once we get your signature sorted out we can put nine life insurance policies on you" 10/12/23 10:15:29	12

	"Do not laugh fair maiden, giant tiddly winks is a very serious sport" 10/08/23 7:04:20	12

	creative x2 "Which horseman of the Apocalypse do you belong to?" "Global Warming" 22/11/22 9:27:23	12

	Mona only modelled part time, her main passion was taxidermy. 20/09/22 7:03:06	1 12

	lol "You see that?" "Yeah" "It's the corner of the picture." 02/05/20 11:01:16	12

	"Impressive, what else do you want to burn holes into?" 16/08/24 19:01:01	11

	Terry's is better and a twentieth of the price. 28/07/24 8:47:10	11

	Guynacology 11/06/24 19:10:43	11

	"That's the last time I go down on someone who's vajazzled" 10/07/23 11:06:32	11

	"Scalpel beats double telephone" 29/05/23 19:03:03	11

	"Alexa, wipe my arse" 24/05/22 11:19:16	11

	"Those flippin' shape blocks won't fit, I know what'll sort them out!" 10/04/22 7:07:30	11

	creative The Wisdom of Heinzsite. 07/07/14 8:36:00	11

	lol Chair Grylls 06/10/24 9:57:29	10

	Body shock: When nose picking goes incredibly wrong 18/08/24 19:09:01, edited: 18/08/24 19:09:14	10

	Dafospill 16/04/24 11:20:36	10

	Cappybarrier 18/01/24 12:01:39	10

	"I always thought they stuck to Quidditch, but it appears Hogwarts has a Rowan team" 07/01/24 20:22:51	10

	Joy's on her monthly cycle 03/03/23 12:45:51	1 10

	It must be brush hour 08/02/23 12:05:09	10

	"Wow that's some power on next door's leaf blower" 09/11/22 20:00:12	10

	Moggerheads 01/08/22 19:00:12	10

	Manneking 11/07/24 9:18:55	9

	Kate Moss 08/07/24 7:00:20	9

	"I'd get my bike but if I do that giant hairy caterpillar might eat me" 02/01/23 13:06:19	9

	lol "That's amazing. I can see Jesus's face in one of Gulliver's sperms!" 06/05/22 14:42:09	1 9
I wonder how much she'd get for him on eBay. --Karyn Harrison
	Anglo-Sacks on Thu 12:09:16	8

	The Ministry of Sill Walks 10/09/24 11:03:47	2 8
Silly man --Stephen Bean
	lol "You say your house has mysteriously disappeared and this is all that's left of it?" 09/09/24 19:02:48	8

	"That should put a stop to that bloody howling" 06/09/24 19:03:29	8

	"I was in the Fast and the Furious, you say you were in E.T. ?" 26/08/24 7:12:55	8

	Brief case encounter 06/07/24 8:38:56	8

	"Is that a Kia?" "No, we went to B&Q" 21/05/24 19:07:27	8

	Tap Cat 21/05/24 11:00:22	8

	The Mog 29/04/24 19:03:38	8

	Til Ref Do Us Part 14/02/24 12:13:17	8

	lol "I take strong offence that this place infantalises men!" "Shush Dean, otherwise they won't give you a carton of Um Bongo" 19/09/23 11:32:37	1 8
love it --The Wolf
	"Nobody ever realises that the PG in PG Tips stands for Pinot Grigio" 17/07/23 11:03:01	1 8

	A shock to the cistern 16/05/23 11:12:19, edited: 16/05/23 11:26:55	8

	"You'll regret this Superman!" "No, I won't. I didn't want one before and I don't want a *ucking vacuum cleaner now" 04/02/23 7:27:50	1 8

	"What do you expect? It's Subway" 03/02/23 12:17:39	8

	The Cat that got the Cream, the Tuna, The Full Roast Chicken, The Liver... 04/08/22 11:10:42	8

	Place of Warship 19/04/22 13:14:59	8

	clever Claus Encounters of the Third Kind 23/11/24 20:07:41	7

	The Mona Giza 24/10/24 19:25:24	7

	lol "You're far too big for the stork to carry, you can make your own way!" 28/09/24 8:30:57	7

	Lapin it up 11/09/24 19:10:03	7

	Bright eyes and bushy tailed 26/04/24 11:01:25	7

	"They must have been popular, they're all gone" 20/01/24 12:06:23	7

	The Plane in Spain Falls Mainly on the Grain 24/12/23 20:07:53	7

	Teach a man to fish and a bear will wait for the man to return from the river with that fish. 16/10/23 11:39:57	7

	I wanted an authentic cinema experience whilst watching Top Gun, it's why I put in an ejector seat 25/08/23 11:28:07	7

	"Gina's wearing frog's legs. The other models have got on kangaroo legs, flea legs, rabbit's feet..." "It's the Spring collection, silly" 01/06/23 11:02:28, edited: 01/06/23 11:03:24	1 7

	"What's that?" "Summit" 07/01/23 20:10:33	7

	Most won't survive Many will fail Not everyone can endure the sheer severity and intensity that is the ancient art of origami swan table napkin making 03/01/23 12:10:26	1 7
You had me at just swan table napkin making 😉 --Julia Kinsey
	"We should probably help that swimmer being attacked by that alligator rather than filming the whole thing to post online later" 24/09/22 11:00:17	7

	lol "Oi, dickhead! Get off my tightrope! I'm walking here!" 24/03/22 12:16:30	7

	Chartacus 03/12/24 12:07:13	6

	Fuel Britannia 17/11/24 20:03:40	6

	"Did you hear what happened to poor Elmo years after retiring from Sesame Street? All I know is they never found the rest of the body" 13/11/24 9:28:36	6

	Over Easy Rider 16/10/24 11:15:38	6

	The fly on the wall documentary ended abruptly 07/10/24 7:07:30	1 6

	"I have all these potatoes but the question is what do I do with them? I don't fucking eat them" 07/08/24 7:04:47	6

	PG or not PG? 23/04/24 15:02:40	6

	Boar to be Wild 18/04/24 19:07:28, suggested edits	6

	Baker's Dozing 25/02/24 20:03:52	6

	Fonduvet 15/02/24 12:11:43	6

	Scotland Farmyard 10/02/24 20:06:06	6

	And Then There Was Nun 07/02/24 12:05:51	6

	Frosta Del Sol 02/01/24 20:09:33	6

	The driver's obviously not a smoker 29/11/23 20:14:46	1 6

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Ploppenheimer

Glad You Remember

12/08/24
5:23pm

comment on caption:
Deleted scene from Oppenheimer [Glyn Evans]

"Will you stop jumping to conclusions?🙄

It's obviously obvious that they're two consenting adults practising extreme erotic asphyxiation..."

Glyn Evans

23/08/24
6:57pm

comment on caption:
"I should report her, that's completely out of order. Bloody dominatrixes, thinking they can treat gimps anyway they like" [Glyn Evans]

Just noticed this after I posted a similar caption. Have a vote as great minds think alike

[anon]

24/08/24
11:17am

comment on caption:
"Sir you're going to have to take that down, it's an obstruction" "No, I like it where it is" "It's obvious you can't see the hoods for the trees" [Glyn Evans]

Silly man

Stephen Bean

10/09/24
11:10am

comment on caption:
The Ministry of Sill Walks [Glyn Evans]

Yeah, he'll never be able to hang off that ledge properly with that hammer

Glyn Evans

11/09/24
8:17am

comment on caption:
The Ministry of Sill Walks [Glyn Evans]

...at 8:00:53.

[anon]

07/10/24
10:36am

comment on caption:
The fly on the wall documentary ended abruptly [Glyn Evans]

Yes, Monet Tocks.

[anon]

07/11/24
8:19pm

comment on caption:
Time is Monet [Glyn Evans]

You probably think this caption is about you. Don't you?

[anon]

11/12/24
8:22pm

comment on caption:
"You're so vein" [Glyn Evans]

A little vote for having the Bye/bi plane ahead of the higher scoring later one

Tony S

13/12/24
8:52pm

comment on caption:
"Bye! Plane!" "Bye! Plane!" *smash* [Glyn Evans]

Door: "Don't listen to him, he's always being a diva about post traumatic stress.

Don't say anything but ever since we got him as an outdoor mailbox, he's been a life saver as nobody off loads anything on to me anymore.

The owners haven't realised the sweet deal I have. The last thing I want is to have to do what he has to do, as I did back then. That would be truly terrible.

I must always remember that I am a strong door and I will never be a doormat again"

Glyn Evans

28/12/24
4:36pm

comment on caption:
"Don't feed me any more of those parcels otherwise you'll give me post traumatic stress" [Glyn Evans]

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