captions

I think we might have rented the wrong Trainspotting dvd...

''Since I've been writing captions on this broken-down train I'm no longer getting that weird noise whenever I get a vote.'' ''Have you tried the buzz replacement service?''

Dave Bryan 25/02/25 20:57:32

After 35,018 puns, Stephen had not 'run out of steam,' or lost his 'train of thought'.

Kathleen Ralph 25/02/25 20:30:40

Edited 21:40:16

3 comments

For a minute I thought, wait, have I really done that many captions?... and clicked on my profile. Thank goodness I thought... I've a few years to go before I'm that bad.--Stephen Bean

"Percy, I don't want to alarm you," said Thomas. "But there's a person poking out of your bum."

James Lennox 25/02/25 20:03:25

"How do you feel to have your photo appear on caption.me Dave?" "Well chuffed."

Stephen Bean 25/02/25 20:09:38

"ALL ARE BORED!!!"

Johnny Goode 25/02/25 22:00:46

Well, he's certainly been on the gravy train

Jo 25/02/25 20:08:14

To edit / delete / comment on a caption, begin by clicking the caption text

Hey Caption Crusader! Ready to unleash your wit and charm? 🚀

latest and bestearliestlatestbestcaptions

captions