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	creative This one's drowned.Guess they weren't a witch after all 24/02/24 8:01:03	2 23

	clever Using the power of positive thinking to see the cup as half full rather than half empty 28/06/24 11:13:35	21

	clever A big fan of sausages 10/01/24 21:49:25	1 21
Haha, this is hilarious! --Kevin Thomas
	I tried to tell him how daft he looked in that outfit, but it was like talking to a brick wall 20/06/24 11:10:51	20

	He's getting too big for his boot 10/08/24 19:06:41	19

	Budgie snugglers 17/02/24 20:11:01	19

	clever I think this team needs a Shearer 12/08/24 11:02:20, edited: 12/08/24 11:03:00	17

	I need a hand going down the stairs 02/05/24 19:01:09, edited: 02/05/24 19:01:53	17

	They were riding at a gastronomical speed 08/09/24 11:04:10	16

	Erm...Wizard of Oz, that's not the right place to put my heart 29/02/24 20:01:32	16

	Birds of a feather frock together 10/07/24 19:15:39	15

	Venus guy trap 20/06/24 19:00:26	15

	Cockpet 01/03/24 8:08:14	1 15

	lol It's just a plop in the ocean 22/09/24 11:03:49	14

	Roses are red Violets are blue I can't find a sodding vase so this cheese grater will have to do 19/08/24 11:03:50	2 14

	Snow patrol 12/03/23 20:00:17	14

	When the squirrel was later asked where he got all the gossip from, he said a little bird told him 09/09/24 19:03:10	13

	🎵 Welcome to the house of bun 🎵 01/09/24 7:40:14	13

	Apples and orangutans 08/08/24 11:08:57	13

	He got into cigarettes at a young age 30/07/24 7:14:12	13

	Don't worry, he won't be King for long. He's about to croak 29/07/24 7:14:08	13

	Baby bloomer 25/07/24 19:04:27	13

	clever Well they definitely need a wedding shower 03/06/24 12:56:24, edited: 03/06/24 12:56:33	13

	Tombrero 09/05/24 19:04:35	13

	The wheels on the bus go hound and hound 01/03/24 12:17:56	13

	Soul trader 08/04/23 7:00:10	13

	As Paul hopped to the toilet he realised he'd have been better off if he'd put his prosthetic leg on first 20/03/23 8:00:54	13

	Are the batteries free of charge? 31/01/23 12:32:20	13

	Bear grills 22/08/24 7:00:31	12

	🎶 Wok-ing in the air 🎶 31/07/24 7:07:33, edited: 31/07/24 7:10:20	12

	Farts and crafts 24/07/24 19:04:11	1 12

	Aikiddo 22/06/24 19:02:49	12

	Now's not a good time - I'm in the middle of dinner 29/01/24 21:42:08	12

	High tea 05/04/23 19:00:11	12

	The Only Way Is Zzyzx 27/01/23 8:00:20	1 12

	This is what happens when you wait until the cat's ready to get off your lap before you get up.... 17/01/23 12:06:05	12

	clever Looks like he's running out of Ayr 08/01/23 12:23:38	12

	Pizza Excess 04/01/23 20:38:45	12

	Don't know where 2 , 5 and 8 have bin 01/09/24 11:01:21	11

	He needs some common sense drilled into him 15/06/24 7:01:32	11

	No wonder it's dirt cheap 13/06/24 11:14:29	11

	Clown hall meeting 10/06/24 12:08:29	1 11

	Meths and legends 15/04/24 19:18:11	11

	That's the last time I listen to you when you tell me you found a big juicy worm for our tea 20/08/24 19:03:44	10

	clever The cat who got the cream 14/08/24 19:33:56	10

	🎶 I only wanna pee with you 🎶 04/08/24 7:03:01	1 10
Is that the LooLoo version? --Joe
	At least there wouldn't be a problem getting concrete evidence of the damage for the insurance claim 16/04/23 19:00:42	10

	Cops and lobbers 12/03/23 20:20:37	10

	The Hound Table 06/08/24 19:07:43	9

	Network Fail 06/06/24 19:19:23	9

	They did have the option of running with a giant potato instead, but took the easy root 02/06/24 11:09:54, edited: 02/06/24 11:10:50	9

	Great salad. You've nailed it 06/02/24 20:04:52	9

	Mary Poppins made a good nanny - she liked to be in charge 07/04/23 19:46:32	9

	The traffic lights have turned ember 14/03/23 20:00:19	9

	Piste-achio ice cream 16/01/23 12:00:29, edited: 16/01/23 12:04:46	9

	Right, Mittens, we've got the line up ready, which one stole the pork chops? 26/08/24 11:07:23	1 8

	Something old, something new, something borrowed, something mew 18/08/24 11:02:12, suggested edits	8

	I think this is meant to put people off braking in and steeling 14/08/24 7:01:03	8

	Gran Theft Auto 10/08/24 11:02:08, edited: 10/08/24 11:02:39	8

	I asked for Ready Brek, not Bready Neck 03/08/24 7:03:39	8

	Twinnings Tea 02/08/24 11:05:11	8

	Air fryers 31/07/24 7:08:19	8

	Baafocals 15/07/24 19:13:55	8

	Rex, have you seen the cat? 01/07/24 7:07:28	8

	Tusk, tusk 21/04/24 12:47:51	8

	Splatte 26/02/24 20:19:03	8

	Nowadays you'd have a doctor come and certify that they were dead, instead of just poking them with a stick to check for signs of life 24/02/24 8:17:32	8

	Look what the cat plugged in 18/02/24 20:25:14	8

	What's mew, pussycat 16/02/24 12:05:38	8

	I can't get this window on my PC closed 04/02/24 12:01:25	8

	Nodding off and Big Ears 07/04/23 7:01:27	8

	Prickly eat 06/04/23 19:14:14	8

	Stop in the name of the thaw! 12/03/23 20:04:47	8

	The Three of Spades 26/02/23 12:43:14	8

	Puss in Roots 12/10/24 12:08:01	7

	🎵 Moon Rover 🎵 06/09/24 19:02:56, edited: 06/09/24 19:05:22	1 7

	What a grate flower arrangement 19/08/24 11:01:16	7

	Beauty and the Beasts 11/08/24 19:00:57	5 7
Glyn You could only cry crocodile tears for Godzilla. --Neil Mackenzie
	Does my butt look big in this? 30/07/24 7:47:02, edited: 30/07/24 7:47:23	7

	Double gazing 25/07/24 7:04:10	7

	Could be worse - at least she hasn't got crabs 13/07/24 19:06:31	7

	My GPS is really accurate. It says bear straight ahead 11/07/24 11:00:46, edited: 11/07/24 11:00:54	7

	Mexigran 08/07/24 19:13:46	7

	Splitfire 26/06/24 19:03:11	7

	Dave sensibly ran away before Tina realised he'd torn a huge strip off her dress 17/06/24 7:09:47	7

	British Hairways 12/06/24 7:04:27	7

	He was found guilty - the proof was in the pudding 23/04/24 19:18:54	7

	Yeah, trying to disguise yourself as a human isn't going to get you out of that trip to the vet 24/02/24 15:21:45	7

	Crop car 10/02/24 20:20:45	7

	Embreadery 04/02/24 20:07:17	7

	Mary Poppins was shocked by the weather 07/04/23 19:00:36	7

	Stair of the dog 13/03/23 8:00:21	7

	She's got a chip on her shoulder 26/02/23 8:09:12	7

	clever It's amazing how long Boris's hair is when it's properly combed instead of sticking up in the air in forty different directions 02/02/23 20:02:33	2 7

	Cock a doodle dude 09/09/24 11:41:13	6

	clever Dave was starting to regret hiring the cheapest electrician 01/09/24 19:04:11	6

	A right truck up 28/08/24 7:01:48	6

	Now all he needs is an Iron Maiden 09/08/24 19:10:57	6

	The underdog 06/08/24 19:00:50	6

	These tools belonged to his naan 28/07/24 11:07:01	6

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Glyn You could only cry crocodile tears for Godzilla.

Neil Mackenzie

12/08/24
9:02pm

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Beauty and the Beasts [Jo]

Maybe so, but Godzilla acts accordingly.

I'd argue that Kong could have refused the tribal blond lady sacrifice but okay he probably couldn't ignore the drums and the screaming miniature hostage.

It also begs to question, if Kong knows where to come for an appeasement sacrifice, the tribe has obviously made sacrifices to him before.

If this wasn't the first woman that the tribe sacrificed to the Almighty Kong, where are the other women at?

Did they make for a nice appetising snack for Kong or did they get thrown away when they got broke?

Or is Kong so enamoured with the allure of this white blond lady because to him she appears to be exotic? 🤔😂

Glyn Evans

12/08/24
9:40pm

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Beauty and the Beasts [Jo]

Would that be a Commodore PET?