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''Darling, when you've finished putting the tree up would you come and carve the sparrow.''
"You just couldn't wait to try that new hedge trimmer, could you?"
"The Christmas post has arrived!"
βIβm not sitting on that,β said the Fairy.
''They call them bank trees. You can't find a branch anywhere.''
"I said poultry for Christmas, not pole tree!"
We spent all the money on the outside lights
We burnt the Christmas Tree to try and keep warm.
When you leave it until 23rd December.
"Are you going to put the tree up yourself Mary?" "That's a bit rude. I was thinking just in the living room."
Dave, what's this??!! There is a cost of living crisis you know Jean.
''It reminds me of the great Christmases we used to have before Brexit. Everybody could afford a Pole.''
The Tower of Bauble
βDid you put it up yourself?β βYes, agony.β
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