Scrijjy Doo

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Caption	32	19	23	10	34	38	9	10,492	11,515	24
Photo	304	4	30	1	3	38	2	1,146	3,431	3
Comment	8	1	9	1	1	0		591	429	22
Suggested Edit	6	0	0		0	0		10	10	11
Forum Post		0	0		0	0		11	0

Voting Record

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Caption	8	17	14	25	16,854	11
Photo	5	5	3	9	1,925	12
Comment	0	0	1	5	67	54
Suggested Edit	0		0		5	13

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	clever Cannibal Lecture 27/01/23 12:10:28	28

	lol Okay. You're cleared for women's boxing. 25/08/24 19:04:54	7 26
Put the Stella's away glyn --NotAsFunnyAsYourMum
	clever x3 The Abdominal Doughman 09/04/19 3:05:51	3 25
Thank you Dot Old. --Scrappy Doo
	Get your ducks in a bow. 16/12/24 12:41:28	24

	creative Crocodile Undie 18/06/23 12:08:46	24

	Please, no matches in the forest. 17/10/24 19:11:47	23

	An Ale of Two Titties 17/07/24 19:05:51	1 22

	Chariots of Fryer 18/03/24 20:02:12	22

	Anyone can parallel park, but only a master can isosceles park. 30/08/24 19:01:09, edited: 30/08/24 19:01:53	20

	Sigourney Wiener 27/09/23 19:04:37	20

	lol x2 clever All she wanted was to have a nice picnic, AND NOW SHE'S DEAD! 01/11/22 12:03:59	5 20
Still laughing about this several months later. :) --Al Overy
	clever 'One turkey and cheese, and step on it." 13/06/24 11:40:01	19

	Give us this day our doily bread. 04/02/24 20:04:02	19


lol x2 02/05/22 19:06:01		19 19
Congratulations, Scrijjy! A fairytale ending. --Al Overy
	Trump was right. They're eating cats. 12/09/24 11:02:18	1 18

	Star Trek: The Text Generation 30/07/24 19:02:46, edited: 30/07/24 19:03:23	1 18

	Bathroom Scales 15/07/23 19:00:52, edited: 15/07/23 19:01:18	18

	I told you not to pick at it. 05/07/22 11:05:38	18

	Nothing like that first pee after hibernation. 27/04/21 19:49:07	18

	lol The next day he received a John Deere letter. 30/07/20 11:14:48	18

	Prince Alarming 16/12/24 20:01:12	17

	"What's a joint like this doing in a nice girl like you?" 04/12/24 8:03:58, edited: 04/12/24 12:45:22	17

	lol "Sorry Gilligan, but a red shirt is a red shirt." 21/11/24 20:00:40, edited: 21/11/24 20:00:55	17

	I, Clawdius 05/08/24 19:02:59	17

	Tyrannosaurus Rest 29/05/24 19:00:44	17

	Police are searching for a blindfolded 5-year-old. 05/05/24 19:02:27, edited: 05/05/24 19:09:36	17

	Just Desserts 23/04/24 19:00:31	17

	Praywatch 08/04/24 19:01:09	17

	Moby Brick 28/03/24 20:09:45	17

	I smelt something cooking. 13/01/24 20:03:03	17

	Bean & Jerry's 28/10/23 19:04:05	17

	"Coffee, and step on it!" 19/06/23 19:01:09	17

	lol Broke Butt Mountain 27/05/23 21:03:20	17

	clever Herr of the Dog 15/05/23 19:02:22	17

	creative The Ministry of Silly Talks 21/11/22 16:17:45	17

	His Royal Thighness 19/08/21 12:41:14	17

	Aquaducked 07/02/21 20:02:39	17

	"Put it on my tab." 19/08/24 7:05:39	16

	The Statue of Littery 09/08/24 19:00:49	16

	nana nana nana nana... 14/07/24 19:01:50	16

	Many men died because they couldn't find it. 12/07/24 19:00:59	1 16

	clever Air Jardins 23/03/24 20:29:03	16

	"Thar she blows!" 25/01/24 20:07:33, edited: 25/01/24 20:08:00	16

	Seems great at first, then gets used as coat rack. 30/12/23 20:02:45	2 16
Just bung it over next to the exercise bike. If you can find it underneath all the clothes. --Karen Oakenfull
	"Fake Mews!" 02/10/23 19:00:41	16

	The Deli Lama 22/09/23 19:03:24	1 16
Make me one with everything. --Brian Butterfield
	"They laugh now, but when someone needs a color pencil..." 25/07/23 19:05:40	16

	lol Sofa King Uncomfortable 27/03/23 12:13:47	16

	Cops and Lobbers 12/03/23 20:08:19, edited: 12/03/23 20:16:12	16

	Charred Drive 08/03/23 20:02:54	16

	"I wished for my bollocks back." 27/12/22 13:32:49, edited: 27/12/22 13:34:16	1 16

	lol Who says euthanasia can't be fun? 17/11/22 8:03:23	16

	For Children 6 to 666 19/10/22 19:07:37	16

	♫ ♬ ♩ There is... a mouse...in New Orleans...♫ ♬ ♩ 25/06/22 14:34:29	16

	Table for two please. 31/07/20 13:48:12	16

	lol "Oh good. My eye drops have arrived." 18/11/24 12:02:20	15

	They just have to work out a few bugs. 22/09/24 19:04:37	1 15

	creative "All we need is a preacher from the Black Lagoon." 03/06/24 11:02:20	15

	His condition was terminal. 21/03/24 20:02:06	15

	Adult Happy Meal 09/12/23 20:06:33	15

	"This bench in loving memory of all those suffering from OCD." 28/08/23 19:06:47	15

	🎵Let's get digital, digital 🎵 10/07/23 19:03:07	15

	How old they will be when they pay off their student loans. 16/06/23 19:53:23	15

	Never bring a laser pointer to an axe fight. 15/04/23 19:13:15	15

	lol Bedknobs and Zoom Sticks 22/03/23 20:17:25	15

	5 out of 2 Dentists Recommend 18/01/23 20:11:37, edited: 18/01/23 20:12:15	15

	"Are the earrings too much?" 02/11/22 20:06:09	15

	"Nobody wears the same dress as me!" 25/02/22 22:27:30	15

	lol CAN'T YOU READ?! 05/01/22 20:01:08	15

	clever Are you sure you have 5 years experience? 20/10/21 7:38:21	15

	The Bitches of Eastwick nod to 8:17:54 and/or 12:07:32 25/10/20 14:48:35	1 15

	Tabby Road 23/02/25 12:02:29	14

	It was the best of times. It was the wurst of times. 01/12/24 12:02:05	1 14

	"Siri, where's the clitoris?" 15/08/24 19:06:01	14

	Booty Call 20/03/24 11:36:43	14

	clever x2 Sometimes the bird flips you. 13/03/24 12:11:44	14

	Antchester United 17/01/24 20:07:26	14

	Robert Implant 17/01/24 8:03:05	14

	Ben and Jerry don't talk about their sister. 01/01/24 20:14:54	14

	Domestic Cat 14/12/23 20:02:37	14

	lol "Very funny, guys. Now put the ladder back." 19/09/23 19:17:48	14

	Holy Mackerel! 11/08/23 19:01:23	14

	CHOMP! SLURP! SMACK! 15/05/23 11:15:31, edited: 15/05/23 11:16:18	14

	clever Did Will Smith hit you hard? 09/04/22 5:46:13	14

	But when I do it, I'm a terrible person. 06/12/21 12:56:21	14

	To be fair "sit" and "shit" sound pretty similar. 01/09/21 20:05:24	14

	lol x2 clever The Dying Scotsman 01/11/20 13:20:19	14

	lol Ready for your speech, Mr. President. 08/06/20 19:18:35	14

	lol clever Be the tennis ball. 06/09/19 21:51:26	14

	lol 🎵🎵 This is the warning of the plague of aquariums, plague of aquariums . . . 🎵🎵 06/08/19 4:12:19	14

	To the twat cave! 29/01/19 11:50:11	14

	lol "How many mommies does everybody have? Yes, Lesbina." 27/02/25 12:18:39	13

	"I've always wanted to be on a panel!" 10/02/25 20:03:10	13

	"Order for Spartacus." "I am Spartacus." "No, I'm Spartacus!" "No, I'm Spartacus!" 24/12/24 20:06:14	13

	Feline Musk 30/10/24 20:01:50	13

	"I'll give you something to cry about!" 25/10/24 19:01:26	13

	I love a girl in a filmsy outfit. 19/09/24 19:00:40	13

	Disney ruined Dr. Who. 14/06/24 19:01:58	13

	Run. Don't Wok. 18/03/24 20:02:48	13

	Dunk Driving 13/03/24 20:04:37	13

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last comments (total: 263)

A Toy'let?

[anon]

22/12/24
4:58am

comment on caption:
Merry-Go-Browned [Scrijjy Doo]

Not surprised it's happened, all the miles she's done on caption.me

Vivvy En

28/12/24
8:51pm

comment on caption:
Miss Daisy ain't doing too good. [Scrijjy Doo]

THAT'S A STORK DOES THAT.

Karen McDonald

14/01/25
9:48pm

comment on caption:
"Keep feeding him. We don't need any more kids." [Scrijjy Doo]

Denim'entia?

[anon]

20/01/25
2:34pm

comment on caption:
"Oh sure, when a girl does it, it's sexy, but when I do it, I'm old and need to be put in a home." [Scrijjy Doo]

It's nice to see that women aren't hiding or being told to stay in the background any more.

Maybe one day, history will be written by and about the Victors and the Victorias, no matter the contribution, even if it is nefarious.

Whether these men and women saw themselves as majestic guerillas or domestic terrorists, surely it's an important contribution to include...they could even write a book about it and call it "Their Struggle".