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Cannibal Lecture

Scrijjy Doo 27/01/23 12:10:28

Readers digest.

Ian Skelding 27/01/23 12:00:19

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Always order the kids meal.

Scrijjy Doo 27/01/23 12:12:50

I once ate a captioneer to make myself funnier but he kept repeating on me.

Dave Bryan 27/01/23 14:40:45

Food for thought

Oliver Lindsay 27/01/23 13:38:40

"I need to file my taxes, so a second helping of Eton mess, please."

Mark Cowling 27/01/23 12:01:47

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Some gifted children end up as Eaten graduates.

Kenny Ireland 27/01/23 18:41:32

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SOON TO BE RELEASED: How To Lower Your I.Q. by Eating Boris's Children

Dave Bryan 27/01/23 15:14:00

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Question 1: How many children is that...?--Julia Kinsey

"I like gifted children, but I couldn't eat a whole one."

Tony Edwards 27/01/23 12:27:26

Never eat vegetables.

Scrijjy Doo 27/01/23 12:09:49

Does your IQ improve because there's no one left to compare it to?

Glyn Evans 27/01/23 12:18:16

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That depends on your initial IQ. It would become 100 if you ate everyone else in the world.<br /><br />Safer to eat one child more intelligent than yourself as that guarantees your IQ improves :) --James Lennox

Children should be seen and not gnawed

Julia Kinsey 27/01/23 12:03:23

The baby food diet makes a comeback.

John Harrison 27/01/23 12:01:57

Rear cover: About the authors Lewis, Burke and Frumkes are three giants who live in the clouds. This book is dedicated to their dearly departed brother who was brutally killed by an evil child called Jack. Also by the same authors: Expand your vocabulary from the usual fee-fi-fo-fum.

Stephen Bean 27/01/23 12:00:20

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