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Spud Gunn

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Photo	10		0	0			0	0			0	0
Comment	3		0	0			0	0			104	82	58
Suggested Edit	2		0	0			0	0			0	0
Forum Post			0	0			0	0			22	0

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Lost Puppy... and I haven't seen my pussy for a while either.

India nappyless 500

It was too late to throw in the towel

The view from the park was the dogs bollocks.

And here's our Graham with a quick reminder...

Police believe they have discovered the body of Shoregar

Best Before : 16-AUG-77

Not everyone is cut out for life in the Royal family.

One man and his bog.

As she held Mike's lips tight against hers, Mike drowned.

Pete & Dave were perfectly cut out for this job.

Your swimming pool filter is clear now, Mr Barrymore.

This is one of the hardest competitions on SpotTheMonkey.Me so far.

Only marginally better than his usual trick of talking through his arse.

Hamish proudly pipes in the opening of Glasgow's 1000th methadone clinic.

Mickey, your horoscope says 'Pluto will be in conjunction with Uranus tonight'

Must ... maintain ... eye ... contact

Three years, two months and twenty-one days after his gastric band was fitted, Dave caught a glimpse of his penis.

I told you to wank more often; don't wait ten years for the next one.

Glasgow's primary schools are to be fitted with larger bins.

Oh no, not another dog.

Because someone already had 'W4NK3R'.

When touring Korea a packed lunch is essential.

Honestly officer, almost everyone behind me demanded that I remove the mirrors from my bike but I don't know why.

Michael Jackson's unopened 51st birthday presents go on sale at Sotheby's.

🎵 Smack my witch up 🎵

Here come the Belgians and they're playing their joker.

When I asked for a hand with the coffee I didn't mean ....

Nine out of ten people enjoy a good shag.

A severe winter meant many Welsh people had to improvise.

This week I'll be showing you how to smuggle up to two kilos of cocaine, without anyone suspecting a thing.

Free willy, but ribs are three quid a pound.

🎵 I'm forever blowing Bubbles 🎵

And I'll just post that snap to my FaecesBook page.

â˜Ž "Hello, Mr Savile? It's the laundrette here. It's about your dirty laundry... are you sure you want us to air it in public?" â˜Ž

No matter how well disguised Dave's wife was, she couldn't hide her haemorrhoids, but he loved her anyway.

The last thing I got out of this old thing was 'chopsticks'.

This house has everything but the kitchen stinks.

"I'll have the foie gras to start... then roast guinea fowl with Dauphinoise potatoes... and a Double Decker."

Only John knew why he always referred to his guns as 'pee shooters'

It was sheer good fortune that on that fateful day I had worn a necktie.

The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.

Confucius say 'Never follow rice flour truck too closely'

Paunch and Judy

Yeah, we had sprouts at Christmas too, how did you guess?

Hai Wei Robbery

Bird shit cleaner to aisle four please.

Drunk and quite orderly

You know dear, when the instructor said you'd need to strap the snorkel on, I think he meant strap it to your face mask, but carry on doing it your way.