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	lol x2 clever x2 Look who's torquing. 19/10/15 11:06:09	30

	creative Passers-by surprised to see David Cameron checking the temperature of pigs heads using a pink thermometer. 02/10/15 11:02:25	19

	lol Colonel Sandals 12/10/15 19:43:14	18

	The start of the zombie apocalypse went largely unnoticed in Glasgow. 16/09/15 5:16:52	16

	lol #shatmypants #keepsmiling 24/09/15 19:14:22	14

	Tony & Cherie Blair caught without make-up. 03/10/15 7:26:24	1 13
One of the best lookalike shouts i've seen in here!! Especially the Tony Blair one. Brilliant! --Mr Dome
	He'll get three weeks inside and put on the sex-offenders register for that, well ... that's what happened to me the last time I got my cock out in a KFC car park in broad daylight. 06/10/15 14:36:48	11

	Waiter! There's a guy in my soup. 20/10/15 13:05:13	10

	I got it at B&Q, they were offering 20% off. 21/10/15 11:25:29	9

	Looks like a bit of a squash. 15/10/15 11:03:59	9

	clever Paddy knew he'd never get anywhere in the porn industry unless he had pictures of his penis, fortunately there was a 'Photo Me Tool' booth nearby. 08/10/15 7:02:01	9

	At the caravan park communal washing facility Dave couldn't understand why everyone was becoming so irate with him for washing a few pairs of shorts and a couple of jerseys. 08/09/15 8:30:43	9

	I think I was given some bum info. 29/10/15 8:02:13	8

	Bloody Irish, coming over here, stealing our Bobs. 25/10/15 9:50:54	1 8
Must be jog-a-Bob week. --Boycie
	They look like they'd make for quite a jolly roger. 16/09/15 8:43:44	8

	Bloody migrants, coming over here, stealing our chips. 11/11/15 8:34:18	7

	Warning : Ezekiel 23:19-20 Those pages are stuck together, we're not sure if it was the first or the second coming. 12/10/15 11:37:11	7

	Twister - The Jimmy Savile edition. 28/09/15 19:02:21	7

	What the hell are those things? Best regards, A London Cyclist. 18/09/15 10:15:44	7

	But you can still use it as a public toilet. 30/08/15 19:04:59	1 7
Mind the pees but there wont be any queues. --John Glover
	Rudy used to be in ISIS but defected to the USA, but still, old habits die hard. 21/10/15 7:24:34	6

	Yes it's uncomfortable, but it confuses the shit out of vampires. 16/10/15 11:10:32	6

	... because everyone knows that laughter is the best medicine. 09/10/15 9:50:28	6

	Jeremy Corbyn releases plans for renationalisation of the UK rail system. 02/10/15 7:10:38	6

	She's not a good looker but she has such a husky voice. 25/09/15 19:07:25	6

	Jeremy Corbyn's policy to reduce UK arms gets under way. 14/09/15 12:34:48	6

	They've absconeded! 11/09/15 15:12:35	6

	And the finger says you haven't been using Femifresh. 11/01/16 7:14:10	5

	Crab-Man spent many nights alone when there was no crustacean based super-hero rescues to be done. 07/11/15 8:02:27	5

	It was only after Bob Carolgees stole Spit the Dog that Jesus realised that ventriloquism was a cut-throat business and decided that religion was the easier option. 27/10/15 20:24:53	5

	I built up my mussels by not riding my bike. 20/10/15 19:01:42	5

	Carlsberg don't do protest marches ... but if they did ... 18/10/15 19:10:35	5

	Holy swollen testicles Batman! 16/10/15 19:01:18	5

	Dave's job as a 'living statue' had been going quite well until he got caught drinking on the job. 16/10/15 10:37:36	5

	"Baaaa!" said Percy the Pig, hiding under an old fleece he'd found, as David Cameron walked past. 05/10/15 9:10:07	5

	Christmas day and yet again the present from Gran was as ill-fitting as ever. 05/10/15 7:15:08	5

	NEXT PHOTO IN: Not soon enough! 18/09/15 8:40:04	5

	Fifty shades of neigh. 10/09/15 11:11:23	5

	The Wehrmacht don't do Daleks, but if they did ... 07/09/15 10:35:44	5

	So the doctor said I needed a more sedimentary lifestyle ... and a hearing aid. 31/08/15 11:56:39	5

	Thailand's record in human trafficking is abysmal; the most common complaint was the quality of the packaging. 26/08/15 4:30:24	5

	When bungee jumps go wrong... 11/01/16 9:43:43	4

	Marmite - you either love it or hate it. 22/11/15 16:56:39	4

	... we have an unpaid intern for that. Thanks for your cooperation, London Zoo. 10/11/15 12:26:19	4

	This week we'll be showing you how to make a barely adequate and almost pointless dog saddle out of a perfectly good pair of leather brogues, both socks and a pair of trousers. 26/10/15 16:02:49	4

	When Jim got a job on the night-shift at the cemetery he didn't give up his day job ... at the florists. 01/10/15 11:40:42	4

	Coyote F'ugly. 27/09/15 7:23:49	4

	creative Going into the light was slightly less spectacular after strict government regulations on low wattage lighting. 25/09/15 18:18:12	4

	Scientists believe that the common octopus is adapting it's camouflage techniques to the modern world. 19/09/15 19:04:25	4

	It is I, LeClerc. 12/09/15 7:28:33	4

	Get brown Shep! 11/09/15 7:40:00	4

	Mario Bros. finally expose just how big Donkey Kong really was. 07/09/15 19:39:14	4

	There's nothing worse than thinking you're looking at a fine pair of puppies then finding out they're just hoisted up spaniel's ears. Ultimo: disappointing men since 1999. 04/09/15 7:18:05	4

	Judith Chalmers, 80, becomes UK's oldest mother. 16/01/16 9:25:20	3

	A puss in Shep's clothing. 25/10/15 12:44:26	3

	Hal of Mirrors 16/10/15 11:18:04	3

	I used to smoke 40 a day, now I just wait for the pink VW Beetle convertible to come round. 02/10/15 7:58:15	3

	Few Kids on the Bloke. 28/09/15 19:03:24	3

	Look son, what you need to do is push it out of the ring as hard and as fast as possible. But Dad, can't I just have a laxative like everyone else? 28/09/15 7:06:34	3

	After being missing for three days, Q*Berts lifeless body was exhumed from a shallow grave in St James' Park. 27/09/15 19:43:29	3

	Did that guy down there just mouth the words 'Oh the humanity' ? 24/09/15 19:01:10	3

	It's a front for a dominatrix's dungeon. If you go in and ask for 'Sex, Sex, Sex' they'll give you the number of 'The Beast'. 22/09/15 11:09:29	3

	Thousands of traffic lights scrapped after Roxanne becomes head of the Dept. of Transport. 18/09/15 5:24:13	3

	Parking area for designated divers only. 15/09/15 13:15:03	3

	Got into a fight last night, they tanned my hide. 09/09/15 19:05:12	3

	Would you like to try my oboe? Don't worry that it's pink. 09/09/15 11:31:14	3

	Let sleeping dogs fly. 06/09/15 13:27:47	3

	Just complete three simple steps to get our lowest priced Dignitas deal yet. 31/08/15 11:42:22	3

	Honey I blew up The Skids. 29/08/15 7:09:59	3

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