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Spud Gunn II

Same as the old Spud Gunn but with a much worse memory for passwords

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He'll get three weeks inside and put on the sex-offenders register for that, well ... that's what happened to me the last time I got my cock out in a KFC car park in broad daylight.

Waiter! There's a guy in my soup.

I got it at B&Q, they were offering 20% off.

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Paddy knew he'd never get anywhere in the porn industry unless he had pictures of his penis, fortunately there was a 'Photo Me Tool' booth nearby.

At the caravan park communal washing facility Dave couldn't understand why everyone was becoming so irate with him for washing a few pairs of shorts and a couple of jerseys.

I think I was given some bum info.

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Twister - The Jimmy Savile edition.

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Jeremy Corbyn's policy to reduce UK arms gets under way.

They've absconeded!

And the finger says you haven't been using Femifresh.

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Carlsberg don't do protest marches ... but if they did ...

Holy swollen testicles Batman!

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"Baaaa!" said Percy the Pig, hiding under an old fleece he'd found, as David Cameron walked past.

Christmas day and yet again the present from Gran was as ill-fitting as ever.

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Fifty shades of neigh.

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It is I, LeClerc.