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clever x2 04/05/19 11:01:16		2 31
Thank you for your kind words, Crunchy Chords! I was chuffed to bits when my caption garnered so much love. I am truly grateful to all of you guys and girls for this. I think that Welsh Rarebit's caption deservedly won. Apart from bei... --Spycenwolf
	lol clever x2 He suddenly understood the gravity of the situation. 24/01/19 20:12:55	1 22
And after he'd eaten him he became one of Newton's Cores. --Karyn Harrison
	clever Rodent's Thinker. 04/01/19 20:13:27	19

	Breast pumps. 28/10/17 19:29:00	16

	Carpool. 08/05/19 20:31:27	15

	There go the laughing gas cylinders. 26/01/19 20:06:39	15

	"Ah, crap. I'm in a David Lynch film, aren't I?" 14/04/19 19:13:13	14

	Woodpecker. 04/01/18 9:32:25	11

	Desperado housewives. 10/10/17 17:35:45	11

	Every breath you take Every move you make Every wing you shake Every step you take Owl'll be watching you 23/10/17 14:38:00	10

	Weapon of Mass Disruption. 12/07/19 8:02:02	9

	That's scraping the bottom... 14/11/17 20:02:17	9

	"Ahhhh, at last a fire hydrant." 10/10/17 8:10:24	9

	After boots, Adidas have now come up with Predator shirts. 16/06/19 20:30:56	8

	All their eyes were fixed on her. She had a je-ne-snake-quoi about her. 08/01/18 20:07:31	8

	Gut and Morgan. 27/12/17 10:12:50	8

	"He asked me whether the Colts would win this year and I said 'Don't hold your breath!' He clearly didn't listen." 22/12/17 13:45:50	8

	A captioner faces his worst nightmare. 10/07/19 19:02:28	7

	Cysters. 13/06/19 7:32:43	7

	As if the day hadn't been enough of a pain in the ass already, the aliens picked a completely random spot to drop Carl back on Earth. 23/01/19 9:00:16	7

	Wait, I thought that women were from Venush, not Marsh. 14/01/18 21:00:12	7

	"Tom must be really pissed off that I stole his part." 07/01/18 8:53:41	1 7
"Well, you are much taller than him." --Michael Winner
	It's really easy to spot hallucinogenic mushrooms, especially after one has already had some... 20/12/17 22:13:23	7

	In the latest issue of Plagueboy find out about our Plaguemate of the month. 16/12/17 12:49:14	7

	You give them a ride and they never say "thank you"; The Ungrateful Dead. 04/11/17 9:27:00	7

	Wearing lather on a motorcycle. 29/06/19 19:03:44	1 6

	I'm always suspicious of ogre-nised religion. 22/06/19 19:42:54	6

	Offspring. Nod to 8:05:14. 16/05/19 7:50:20	6

	Arachlid. 05/05/19 19:09:54	6

	"They say it's a revolutionary steering wheel, but I think it's just a load of baloney." 02/05/19 16:37:51	6

	This is what happens when you're always looking out for number one. 25/12/18 20:39:34	1 6
You step in number two. --Scrappy Doo
	Joe felt about himself but still couldn't figure out what had happened to his guide dog. 27/12/17 12:38:46	6

	That's a manual. 19/11/17 13:50:53	6

	They make a squeaking sound when you walk. 11/11/17 8:39:54	6

	lol Disclaimer: 1) If you buy this you are a crappy parent. 2) We accept returns but please do NOT mail us your baby instead of the item. 3) Baby not included in package. 30/10/17 12:18:26	6

	Mass transhit. 15/10/17 11:25:26	6

	"I don't know... Vtits? I'm really bad at charades." 04/10/17 19:38:54	6

	After completing his work on the picnic table, Mike sat down with a cup of latte. Almost as soon as he had done so, he sighed and looked at his wife reprovingly. "Why do birds suddenly appear when you're near?" asked the carpenter. 23/07/19 16:15:46	5

	They were all curious to see what a master baiter could do with a couple of pussies. 15/06/19 8:53:18	5

	This went viral on Insectagram. 14/06/19 7:40:57	5

	"Is it a bird?" "Is it a plane?" "Wait, what's a 'plane'?" 12/04/19 7:02:56	5

	You've lost that loving feline. 04/04/19 21:18:23	5

	"May I have the mouse au chocolat, please?" 20/02/19 8:33:54	5

	Bi-curious George. (Nod to 12:34:43) 13/02/19 15:09:20	5

	Stilt birth. 05/01/19 21:13:56	5

	Two goals one cup. 10/01/18 20:37:13	2 5

	"I love the smell of no-palm in the morning." 30/12/17 20:24:23	5

	Well, at least we know it's not Brazilian. 07/12/17 20:37:34	5

	"Sooooo.... no sex tonight?" 06/11/17 20:42:48	5

	Ralph Fiennes took the Oscar snub for his role of Voldemort very hard. 04/11/17 20:19:49	5

	creative Bony thumb beckons, The boy stops, the bones climb in, I hate hitch haiku. 01/11/17 13:55:46	1 5

	This cat has a familiar look about him. 29/10/17 8:02:01	5

	Cat, watching machine. 18/07/19 7:57:42	4

	The wall with the dragon statue. 02/07/19 15:25:53	2 4
OUCH! --Scrappy Doo
	lol Let me show you our bass of operations. 23/06/19 11:21:37	4

	Another one of those damn members of the Flat Surf Society. 19/06/19 19:20:05	4

	Little Jack was saved from getting crushed by the car only through quick thinking and masterful telekinetic skills. 01/06/19 16:19:45	4

	"Aw, look at that genocidal baby metallic alien life-form, poking its widdle head out of the egg. It is the end of humanity as we know it, but it's so cute." 23/05/19 7:07:54	4

	The Fresh Prance of Bel Hair. 21/05/19 19:08:24	4

	Heir born. 07/05/19 19:11:03	4

	Biter coffee. 24/04/19 11:46:53	4

	He's been turning around for an hour, and he still can't figure out who keeps saying "psst" behind him. 23/04/19 7:16:14	4

	"I got away with it! And all I had to do was tear the faces off of those meddling kids!" 15/04/19 11:59:17	1 4

	Inverted comas. 19/02/19 20:03:43	4

	Sharon Stone in Basalt Instinct. 01/02/19 9:38:00	4

	She'll pray for your sole. 06/01/19 20:16:16	4

	"Grr, she threw me down the toilet! I'm gonna sewer!" 16/01/18 9:52:19	4

	He was really Prada his collection. 28/12/17 13:47:51	4

	"I'm positive that he was charged for this." 12/12/17 12:32:11	4

	"Mmm... tastes of desperation with a soupcon of crushing resignation." 07/12/17 14:22:13	4

	This counts as walking on water, right? 18/11/17 20:21:56	4

	Femme fecal. 05/11/17 12:25:33	4

	When the blubber meets the road... 24/10/17 11:29:47	4

	"I glove you!" "I glove you too!" 21/10/17 19:01:24	4

	After divorcing 9 Daniels, Jane finally landed herself a 10th dan. 09/07/19 12:19:04	3

	"It's odd how the things I hate have a hyphen in them: x-ray, non-violence, He-Man..." 27/06/19 7:29:06	3

	Doppelbangers. 26/06/19 11:00:45	3

	Tectonic plates have always been jealous of regular plates. 23/06/19 19:30:17	3

	In a sea of red lights, Rudolph was as good as invisible to Santa. 13/06/19 19:32:39	3

	Atlasses. 13/06/19 8:28:50	3

	"Dammit! That's the third time she's tried to fly since she saw that Trump baby blimp." 12/06/19 19:20:38	3

	"Do we need to constantly keep reminding them that they were in The Shining?" 02/06/19 20:53:22	3

	The first bike forms emerged from water millions of years ago, according to the theory of revolution. 24/05/19 19:09:46	3

	"Sigh We're gonna need a bigger sign over the bridge." 24/05/19 19:03:18	3

	They seriously overestimated the effectiveness of barriers against the world's most fabulous limbo dancer. 07/05/19 7:11:53	1 3
Technically three is a crowd --Mr Dome
	"40 years as a dental assistant, and this is all I get as my retirement gift. No plaque, or anything." 24/04/19 11:45:01	3

	"No one, I said NO ONE, bugs bunnies." 20/04/19 19:07:02	3

	He never could forget his time in The Carpenters. 17/04/19 19:11:55	3

	Apetiser. 14/04/19 11:58:49	3

	Is this the idea of "fun" among good boys? 11/04/19 19:13:56	3

	A revolutionary way to get about. 26/02/19 20:09:10	3

	"You should be ashamed, mate. You are dishonouring Socktoberfest." 31/01/19 8:10:55	3

	She could literally light up any room she walked into. 26/01/19 20:05:08	3

	She had everyone eating out of her hands. 03/01/19 17:59:47	3

	Inglorious basturd. 25/12/18 20:45:53	3

	Jane dug whichever place she went. 11/01/18 9:35:29	3

	"Sacrebleu! I ask you for Zebrafish, and you show me zis?" 06/01/18 13:06:12	3

	What would have happened to Dorian Gray and his picture had he lived on. 18/12/17 9:31:58	3

	Glass divide. 12/12/17 21:02:23	3

	John finally decided to face his fear of balding. 18/11/17 13:27:50	3

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last comments (total: 14)

Oh, yeah, you're right. Thanks!

(caption author)

10/01/18
8:43pm

comment on caption:
Two goals one cup. [Spycenwolf]

You step in number two.

Scrappy Doo

26/12/18
1:39am

comment on caption:
This is what happens when you're always looking out for number one. [Spycenwolf]

And after he'd eaten him he became one of Newton's Cores.

Karyn Harrison

24/01/19
9:05pm

comment on caption:
He suddenly understood the gravity of the situation. [Spycenwolf]

Oh, I've just noticed 12:33:24. Belated nod, Sir/Ma'am.

(caption author)

16/04/19
5:15pm

comment on caption:
"I got away with it! And all I had to do was tear the faces off of those meddling kids!" [Spycenwolf]

Technically three is a crowd

Mr Dome

07/05/19
7:50am

comment on caption:
They seriously overestimated the effectiveness of barriers against the world's most fabulous limbo dancer. [Spycenwolf]

Well, Spycenwolf, like most musicians, you might end the month lacking the cash, but you're still a crowd favourite. Congrats anyway, great caption!

:^)

-Crunchy

Crunchy Chords

01/06/19
5:05am

comment on caption:
The Da Vinci chord. [Spycenwolf]

Thank you for your kind words, Crunchy Chords! I was chuffed to bits when my caption garnered so much love. I am truly grateful to all of you guys and girls for this.

I think that Welsh Rarebit's caption deservedly won. Apart from being hilarious, it also had the added quality of not using a pun just for the sake of it (though I'm a sucker for nonsensical puns as well), and it cleverly reworked that old saying. It made sense, and it fit the picture so well. I've found it very hard to hit all those notes in my captions. It was simply brilliant.

Oh, well, this just means that I'll just have to try harder in the future. :)