Caption.me finally brings you the interactive picture that has everyone talking. Why not try it yourself before captioning Males Only..sorry. follow these instructions for an amazing effect. 1...To start with, apply a single drip of Vimto in each eye and then wait for four hours. 2...Turn off any lights. 3...Enlarge the picture on your monitor or tablet to full screen ratio. 4...Stand with the picture exactly ten inches from the tip of your nose. 5...Squeeze the eyes tightly shut for four minutes and then open again. 6...Whilst keeping the eyes focussed on the picture at all times, twist your head very slowly to the left until the point is almost reached where it is impossible to hold focus any longer and then hold that position for exactly 75 minutes. 7...Return the head to the central position. 8...Repeat stages 6 and 7 only this time turning the head to the right side. 9...Now, gently role back your Foreskin and lift your left leg from the floor. Providing you have followed each stage correctly you should have achieved the amazing effect of having your wife slap you in the head and asking you just what the hell do you think you're doing.

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It certainly works,except my wife fell asleep but my dog tried to hump me.

14/05/14
1:44pm

Foreskin, what's that? Oooops, I think I've let something slip there.

14/05/14
5:00pm

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