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VW testing facilities looked a little different from how they did last week.

cash prize caption contestJohn Llamas
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Nice one very topical good idea for captions to utilise current affairs - I thought hard but couldn't come up with anything but then after running out of quota thought maybe - Hi Yoko its Ringo where's the rest of my drum kit John hasn't pawne...--Bad Boy Dennis.

"But all the wiring is live." "Oh yes, it's supposed to shock you."

cash prize caption contestJohn Glover

Going into the light was slightly less spectacular after strict government regulations on low wattage lighting.

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Spud Gunn II
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"When are they going to take out those stupid spacers and get on with the grouting?"

cash prize caption contestIan Skelding

"...and may I enter this exquisite centrepiece of the exhibition?" "You can mate but I wouldn't bother, last night thieves ripped all the paintings of the walls."

cash prize caption contestTosser Wivlov
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"It was meant to have different coloured perspex panels that lit up in various sequences and exposed images of global disasters and cruel dictators throughout the centuries. But, someone from the Saatchi gallery turned up, saw it and offered us a million quid. So we flogged it as it was."

cash prize caption contestJohn Glover

Arriving in heaven Ali the suicide bomber was led by Allah to his new residence. Ali:- Where are my seventy two Virgins? Allah:- I gave you the most precious gift. The gift of life and you wasted it. Here is your padded cell.

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Neil Mackenzie

"Is this the sensory deprivation centre?" "In a way, Sir, ....... yes, it's the UKIP party conference."

cash prize caption contestJohn Llamas

"God, I'm so glad I wore black".

cash prize caption contestDan Nicholls

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