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"Order what you like boys, Doreen and the triplets are meeting us with the money from that handbag robbery".

That's true, Barrie. Somebody I tried to recruit to this site had a look and said there were captions she didn't understand, and sure enough, they were the captions referring to previous pictures.--Pussy Galore

"I'll have a 6 inch sub please and just put it on my bill."

stone face 04/09/18 11:09:14

The job is OK but some of the customers are just fowl ..

John Llamas 04/09/18 11:25:37

"Sorry for the delay lads, but the manager knocked himself unconscious on the edge of the counter when I shouted 'duck'."

John Glover 04/09/18 11:19:29

''We may as well leave. The bird feeder is empty.''

Dave Bryan 04/09/18 11:08:58

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Thanks for the compliment. Yes, it's a bit tedious seeing recycled captions. However, you have to be realistic, Pete. You've been on the site for over nine years. I've only been here for seven months and I'm seeing the same jokes over and over...--Dave Bryan

"I thought you said the quickest way to Regents Park lake was through the subway."

John Glover 04/09/18 11:06:23

"Waddle it be guys?"

Welsh Rarebit 04/09/18 11:00:07

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