When fishing for crows, first place the chip bait inside your metal crow hook and lift skyward. Then wait for a crow to land and watch as it releases the chips with its beak, unaware that you have smothered the top of the hook with crow glue. Now lower the hook and shout 'Mabel, put the skillet on. We're fancy eating tonight.'

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What are you on and can I have some? laughing face

20/11/18
11:21pm

Am on Â£4.50 an hour . I could probably spare 50p if that helps.

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21/11/18
12:20am

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