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"I've got a crush on you"
He is seriously under weight.
Heavy petting
"Was it good for you? Dave? DAVE?"
"I prefer being on the bottom. The last time I went on top, I burnt my arse on the lightbulb."
Submissionary Position
He's literally a man trapped inside a woman's body.
The obesity crisis has reached its climax .
"I'm fed up sleeping like this every night, Derek. Can't you just buy a bloody duvet?"
"Arrrrrgh, did you have to jump off the wardrobe Mavis?"
"Shall we just talk?"
Where is an out of body experience when you need it
Barry woke from a strange dream where he'd been a zeppelin pilot
He is just her flatmate
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