Blue t-shirt, with a dog, wearing sunglasses and outside Cartier. Oh my god he looked so much better on his profile picture. How do I get out of it"¦Think, Kate, THINK!... "Hi Dave? It's Kate. I'm really sorry it's last minute but I won't be able to make it today. Weirdly I slipped on a lemon meringue pie in my garage and severed my toes on the third rung of an old rusty ladder, leaving me incapacitated and requiring a tetanus jab. Additionally, as I hit the floor, my neighbour pulled in his Land Rover and ran me over, so I don't think I'll be able to meet anytime soon. I'm really sorry" "Kate don't worry. I thought you were ugly anyway"