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Little Red Riding Hood accused of inciting hatred.

cash prize caption contestVanessa the Guesser
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🎵Hey there Little Red Riding Hood, you sure are looking good,<br />You're everything that a big bad wolf would want.🎵<br /><br />(*By Sam the Sham and the Pharaohs)--Willie Johnson

Up the Pig.

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Sam Cass

Oh shit, I've misread something again. Best I go and fish The Wolf out of the Thames.

cash prize caption contestJames Lennox

Meanwhile in London, after a long day the Extinction Rebellion Protesters are pleased to catch the bus home, get the central heating on and lie in a nice hot bath.

cash prize caption contestChris Keegan

"How am I liking the site? Well, I think they wanted to wipe me out with a missile, then they lured me to the woods and broke my fingers, then they said they would happily open the door for me to leave, and now they've started advertising on buses"¦So yeah, not the friendliest bunch. Anyway Chris, thanks for popping over, it's good to see you. Here's your order of extreme bondage porn worth exactly fifty quid, for payment and to save embarrassment, just choose one of my captions as the winner like you did last time"

cash prize caption contestThe Wolf
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I watched a comedy movie about extreme bondage...And to be fair it was full of gags.--stone face

I personally wish to condemn such blatant discrimination against fellow captioners. Just because the bloke on the upper deck has a Stone Face one shouldn't be publishing random photos of the poor guy!

cash prize caption contestChris Keegan
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I'm hopeless at recognising people. Would you believe, I thought it was Dave!--Molly R

Andrew Llloyd Webber appoints Diane Abbot as advertising proof reader for his new musical, 'Dawn the Milf'.

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Lucky Elperro

This is an old photo. After 'down', Wolf successfully learned, sit, gimme your paw and rollover and show me your belly.

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Lucky Elperro

...in 15 seconds and get a free wolf

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Mark Daly

"Doesn't matter how 'big' or 'bad' you are, mental health affects everyone."

cash prize caption contestDan Nicholls

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