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Typical bloody Captioneers. Post a beautiful photo of a hummingbird and you're lucky to get a dozen captions, but put up a pic of a giant inflatable penis and you can't shut the bastards up.

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James Lennox

31/01/20 20:44:28

Yeah, that guy we hired to make balloon animals at little Susie's birthday party ... I wouldn't recommend him.

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James Lennox

31/01/20 20:47:30

Worst Lollypop man ever.

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The Wolf

31/01/20 20:14:57

"She'll 'never go back', eh? Well, I'll show her..."

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Crunchy Chords

31/01/20 20:07:25

You know that feeling when you're driving down the road and some dick comes out of nowhere...

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Chris Keegan

31/01/20 20:45:06

As Britain bends over, an E.U representative turns up to discuss trade deals.

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stone face

31/01/20 20:21:11

*BEEP BEEP*... "Get off the road you wanker!"

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Welsh Rarebit

31/01/20 20:00:11

ðŸŽµWankers away my boy....--Willie Johnson

'Willy' Johnson.

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John Glover

31/01/20 20:10:28

Hahaha I'm flattered, as anyone would be. Any male that is.--Willie Johnson

Last time I pick up a parcel for you from the depot cos you were not home love.

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Mark Wilson

31/01/20 20:43:01

"How will you recognise me? I'll be carrying a f*cking huge inflatable cock and balls"

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The Wolf

31/01/20 20:16:43

Clive's invention of air bags for pedestrians is proving popular with the ladies.

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Tony Edwards

31/01/20 21:03:27

Don't you just hate "Take your giant inflatable dick to work Fridays"?

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James Lennox

31/01/20 20:36:49

My other car is a Vulva

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Vanessa the Guesser

31/01/20 20:08:15

"Can't we try a smaller toy?" I asked, but he stormed off without so much as a second glans.

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Crunchy Chords

31/01/20 20:03:54

Dave couldn't understand why people were staring as he carried his prize winning parsnip home from the fair.

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Stephen Bean

31/01/20 20:03:49

"Parsnip" - interesting way of describing a vasectomy.--Willie Johnson

Big Ben may not be chiming tonight but little Ben's on his way to liven up the Brexit celebrations with his big donger.

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Dot Old

31/01/20 20:01:12

Who does he think he is, cock of the walk?

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Welsh Rarebit

31/01/20 20:00:04

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