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Slag them off all you want, but North Korea's Covid quarantine procedures are bloody effective.

cash prize caption contestThe Wolf

If your best man works for NASA, don't let him arrange the stag do.

cash prize caption contestStephen Bean
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He's already got a hang over.--Willie Johnson

"Shit, did I leave the stove on?"

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Hercules Rockefeller
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Yes you did. That little speck of light in the distance is your house blowing up.--Willie Johnson

To give you an idea of how far out I am, Beckham's penalty from the euros in 2004 has just passed me!

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Eric Didage
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"In space, no one can hear you scream. Maybe I'll just give it a go anyway..."

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Eugene Quill

2020 Hide and seek champion.

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Charles Gilbert

"REALLY, y'didn't go before you left?"

cash prize caption contestGreg Curtis

"I think the springs on the trampoline are a bit too taut Dave."

cash prize caption contestIan Skelding

You wait ages for a space shuttle then three comet once.

cash prize caption contestVanessa the Guesser

"Can you hear me, Houston? I have a problem. I've lost contact with the shuttle, can you help me?...Damn it, I knew I shouldn't have shagged the Control Room Manager's daughter before I left Earth"

cash prize caption contestThe Wolf

Memo to oneself..Return Sat Nav to Lidl

cash prize caption contestRon Allan

Typical male. He wouldn't stop to ask for directions.

cash prize caption contestWillie Johnson

President of the Flat Earth Society gets ready to take the first ever photo of Earth's edge.

cash prize caption contestStephen Bean

The last surviving human after Covid-19, 20, 21"¦"¦.40 and 41... and yes, his name is Dave.

cash prize caption contestStephen Bean

"C'mon guys, I was just clearing my throat. Guys?"

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