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Tell the vet she can have her leg back when I get my balls back.
Now he can have a shag wherever he goes
'For goodness sake, Jim! I told you not to take the short-cut through the graveyard with Digger!'
Mrs Wilson wanted to prosecute the dog for stealing her false limb, but the police said she never had a leg to stand on.
Lost Dog: Two year old mongrel called Nipper. The Paralympic team miss their mascot terribly and feel as though part of them has gone missing too.
"Damn, he's been going through the Hospital bins again."
"I hate shopping for stocking fillers."
Doberman Pincher
Butch the explosives detection dog returns to the station with his handler.
Mannequin's best friend
"Mr. Wilson, we have good news .. and some .. well.. the good news is, our department has one of the finest K9 units, and have located your missing wife.. "Oh, thank goodness! What a relief, detective. So.. there's other news?"
"Retriever?" "Well, he's part retrieved her."
"For Christ's sake Dave, buy some tennis balls."
When the owner finds out she'll be hopping mad.
There's nothing worse than an emotional support animal with a sense of humour.
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