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"I'm in the grand prix officer." "Typical trying to play the race card."

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cash prize caption contestCrunchy Chords
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"Can you write faster? I'm in kind of a hurry."

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"Hey, this isn't a fast food place - even though it looks like I'm taking your order."--Willie Johnson

"I did slow up when I took the chicane." "Boy, you're in trouble now sunshine, speeding and Class A drug abuse whilst in charge of a vehicle."

cash prize caption contestIan Skelding

"See that Dunkin Donuts shop on the horizon?" "Er, yeah?" "How quickly can you get me there?"

cash prize caption contestAl Overy

I'm sorry sir but you where only going 32 mph. You should be ashamed of yourself, after all this is a racing car.

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"Ooh, look! Elephants!" "Nice try, sir."

cash prize caption contestAl Overy
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"Ooh, look! A giant muffin has crashed through the passenger side of that car!" <br />"Ok sir, how many drinks have you had?"--Willie Johnson

"I lost a-my hat and moustache when I-ah hit the banana peel."

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Michael Winner

"I'm sorry officer, I can give you a very detailed 8 hour explanation about why I was travelling at 210 miles per hour but basically I was testing my eyesight."

cash prize caption contestStephen Bean

"No this isn't Monaco, you should have made a left turn at Luxembourg"

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Mark Wilson

"I had to use this one officer, my usual car got hit by a giant muffin." "Please step out of the vehicle sir, we need to do a few tests to see what you've been taking"¦"

cash prize caption contestStephen Bean
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Glad to know someone appreciated it. <br />(*Voting for your caption is almost like being able to vote for my comment.)--Willie Johnson

- Piston broke - Aren't we all, mate

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"So, Mr Hamilton, let me get this straight, you're in a race and you took a wrong turn?"

cash prize caption contestNina Dutton
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He turned right.--Willie Johnson

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