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''I just can't understand why you won't get vaccinated, Jane.''

cash prize caption contestDave Bryan
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Even his blow up doll mocks him about how big her last owner was.

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''If I agree to your marriage proposal, Dave, you must promise never to let me down.''

cash prize caption contestDave Bryan
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Dave already did by popping the question but they never really got engaged in meaningful conversation as Dave talked shite and Sandra was always full of hot air--Glyn Evans

“Come on Dolly sit up straight, people are staring.”

cash prize caption contestNina Dutton

"You remind me of my late-ex."

cash prize caption contestTroompa Loompa

"Dave, will you just take me home and shag me? Just because I'm an inflatable doll doesn't mean I'm prepared to sit here and listen to you talk about trains."

cash prize caption contestThe Wolf

“Look, I’m sorry I blew up.”

cash prize caption contestGreg Curtis

“Shall we start with the poppers, SORRY.”

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"It's only to loosen your arsehole for later, sorry"--Glyn Evans

"I'm glad you don't think I've gone too far with the plastic surgery."

cash prize caption contestStephen Bean

"...and my next best caption scored 18 votes but really deserved a clever super vote. You know I think Match.com did a really good job putting us together."

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''Was your doll made to order, Dave?'' ''No, the waitress said we could take as long as we liked.''

cash prize caption contestDave Bryan

When you see who you have got at the wife swapping party and know you still got the best end of the deal

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