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Bill is so wrapped up in his own smouldering good looks that he fails to notice his smouldering right arm.

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Tony Edwards
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Nerve damage can be a bitch.--Willie Johnson

Batman had searched all over Gingham City before he eventually tracked down the Griddler.

cash prize caption contestTroompa Loompa

"I'd stand up and say hi but I forgot my false leg. Hopefully my wife'll be along with it soon."

cash prize caption contestStephen Bean

Barby and Ken

cash prize caption contestKaryn Harrison

"And it also doubles as a table cloth."

cash prize caption contestScrijjy Doo
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For a small table.--Willie Johnson

Here is Peter. Peter has been fishing. Peter is cooking the fish. Peter likes the smell of fish.

cash prize caption contestNina Dutton

"Dad everytine I get a new boyfriend you get the BBQ out and he gets the shits."

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Tony S

"Yes, the whole town is under water, our house was washed away in the floods. What's that darling, the river is about to burst it's banks and if we don't move we'll drown. I sure hope she remembered the ketchup, I hate burgers without the relish."

cash prize caption contestJohn Glover

Here she comes now, all happy. What she don't know is we are eating my last date, Gladys for lunch. She didn't like my shirt...

cash prize caption contestDan Nicholls
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That's what you get for calling the Dresstapo. As they say, "Snitches become 'wiches". --Glyn Evans

"Excuse me! Have you seen a small black dog over there at all?" "Oh, erm, no madam"

cash prize caption contestSteve Wright

"She's gonna go ballistic when she sees I've been using her selfie stick to make lunch!"

cash prize caption contestDan Nicholls

"These here burgers ain't the only thing I'm fixin' to flip over and slap with a spatula!"

cash prize caption contestDan Nicholls

🎵 Another Pleasant Valley Sunday charcoal burnin' everywhere 🎵

cash prize caption contestDave Bryan

Tim was Colorado County Stare-Out Champion and, sure enough, after 3 minutes and 22 seconds the Captioneer blinked first.

cash prize caption contestAl Overy

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