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"Can you tell me where the Bread & Shoulders is please? My scalp is a bit crusty".

cash prize caption contestDan Nicholls

"Excuse me madam. Could you bend down there and pass me a tin of beans please? I'm not as nimble as I used to be."

cash prize caption contestThe Wolf

Dave's a bit inbred.

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He is risen!

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Charles Gilbert
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A brilliant disguise, but the sandals are a dead giveaway.--Karyn Harrison

He's the best thing since...

cash prize caption contestDan Nicholls
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What was the best thing right before sliced bread?--Willie Johnson

He was later arrested by the fashion police for wearing socks with sandals.

cash prize caption contestKaryn Harrison
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Should he be wearing loafers? --Mr Dome

I hear his wife's a batch.

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“Are you going pigeon watching again Dave?”

cash prize caption contestNina Dutton

"My wife's called Marge."

cash prize caption contestThe Wolf

The Abominable Doughman

cash prize caption contestStephen Bean

"Hi, my name's Dave. I'm a white, single sliced male around 45 minutes old. I like to rise early, and to occasionally get lightly toasted. My dislikes include birds and water. Sexually I'm not too adventurous, but I do have a fantasy to smear myself in butter and be involved in a sandwich." [Nods to any themes already mentioned]

cash prize caption contestJames Lennox

Shopping List: Bacon Lettuce Tomato

cash prize caption contestJames Lennox

Excuse me, do you sell anything for a yeast infection?

cash prize caption contestLeroy Brown

Wheatrose

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Tony Edwards

The girl on the till was really flirting with him. I think she was trying to butter him up.

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