photos scores discuss sign up / log in
cancel
lol creative clever

super vote: ( left this week)

now click a caption or
photo | portfolio

© All Rights Reserved karyn127

captions

'Park in my space again and I shall personally make sure you go to hell'

cash prize caption contestChris Keegan

'Happy...21st Birthday...love from...Dad X'

cash prize caption contestAl Overy

"I said it needed a catalytic converter not a Catholic. "

TS
Tony S
1 comment
You could switch to the more common spelling of "catalytic convert*e*r", then double the pun with "Catholic convert*o*r". Suggestion only, feel free to ignore.--James Lennox

"How much is that car worth now?" "About £250,000... Or twice that with a full tank of diesel."

cash prize caption contestAl Overy

"... But if the exhaust is WHITE smoke..."

cash prize caption contestCrunchy Chords
1 comment
"if the exhaust is WHITE smoke..." ...it will still be hot enough to ignite the dry brush and start an out of control wildfire.--Willie Johnson

Il Papa era qui

cash prize caption contestKaryn Harrison

If I just spoil the paintwork we can ask for a discount.

cash prize caption contestTosser Wivlov

"But your eminence, what will the owner think when he finds out the Pope drew a giant penis on his car?"

cash prize caption contestStephen Bean

Enter the Omaze draw now for a chance to win the Vatican and this sports car

MW
Mark Wilson

"That looks like a diagram showing the relation between variable quantities, typically of two variables, each measured along one of a pair of axes at right angles." "Yes, it's my Auto graph."

cash prize caption contestIan Skelding

Jesus let ME take the wheel

AS
Abbie Sage

F*cking vandal

cash prize caption contestMr Dome

To edit / delete / comment on a caption, begin by clicking the caption text