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Crunchy Chords 08/12/21 20:11:19

Dodgy meat in Tesco again. That man's just put a saddle on that lasagne. .

stoneface1 08/12/21 20:10:43

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"They'll try and kick us out. It's a big store, they'll have to Findus first"--Glyn Evans

My Lidl Pony..

stoneface1 08/12/21 20:01:10

Supermarket Sweepstake

Dot Old 08/12/21 20:00:13

"This is a customer announcement. Would the man on the horse please put on his face mask? Thank you."

The Wolf 08/12/21 20:01:42

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I'm sure their is a mascarpone joke in their somewhere.--Tony S

Aldiniti

Ian Skelding 08/12/21 20:00:13

Clop 'til you drop

Glad You Remember 11/12/21 12:30:01

Walker, Tesco Ranger.

Tosser Wivlov 09/12/21 01:30:15

I like our new supermarket and their novelty shopping trolleys. But it's a nightmare trying to get the quid back out of its arse.

The Wolf 08/12/21 22:45:01

"Clean up in aisle three."

stoneface1 08/12/21 20:00:34

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"Clean up in aisle one. Clean up in aisle two. Clean up in aisle three. Clean up in aisle four. Clean up in aisle five...." <br />"Did you see where that horse went." <br />"Yes, aisle 1, aisle 2, aisle 3, aisle 4, aisle 5...."--Willie Johnson

Hi ladies. Would you mind answering a few questions for the Gallup poll.

Tosser Wivlov 09/12/21 01:23:37

“What are the odds?”

C CaMel 08/12/21 20:51:42

“Excuse me, I’m thirsty.” “Then get off your horse and buy some milk.”

Karen Oakenfull 08/12/21 20:25:29

His horse suddenly became startled once they reached the dog food aisle.

Hercules Rockefeller 08/12/21 20:08:50

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