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...and I said to him, "listen pal, I'm not scared of you and Julie says you've got a tiny cock". Anyway, how many stitches am I going to need?

The Wolf

10/12/21 20:07:15

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He might need a fair few stitches as there's more of him to hit. --Glyn Evans

.....and luckily for him I was in a good mood otherwise I would have smashed his face in. Especially when he started shagging her in front of me.

The Wolf

10/12/21 20:26:14

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"...and they seemed to be having such a great time that when they told me that I couldn't join in I would have jolly well given them a good hiding. Lucky for them that I didn't. And it was even luckier for them that I had to go and water my gol...--Glyn Evans

He announced he's biceptual.

Vanessa the Guesser

10/12/21 20:01:49

..and I ended up leaving her and running off with him. Turns out he's got bigger tits.

The Wolf

10/12/21 20:10:08

......... and completely wrote off my Range Rover.

Ian Skelding

10/12/21 20:00:12

...and I realised 2 things. 1, why my fiancee decided he wanted to go straight, and 2, why he has such a massive arsehole.

The Wolf

10/12/21 20:00:40

"This is pinhead, pinhead meet pencil dick"

Mark Wilson

10/12/21 20:32:40

She dumped him because of the Antibollocks-Steroids.

Crunchy Chords

10/12/21 20:16:56

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Can steroids stop you from seeing, hearing and talking bollocks? <br /><br />If you take steroids and can't read this comment, then the answer is "no".--Glyn Evans

That Photoshop attempt is awful, her boobs are definitely not that big.

Generic RedHead

11/12/21 18:03:57

"... and he said, treat my sister right, I know where you live. I aint bovered he couldn't possibly get through my front door."